possibly the gamer-est
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 19:35 (three years ago) link
whenever my son is excited about getting a moon, i'll remind him that real gamer lag∞n has all but two of the moons.
― we can dance forever at covideotheque (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 19:38 (three years ago) link
and if he asks about the two not-gotten moons, i'll explain that, well, these moons are really hard. it will be an important lesson.
― we can dance forever at covideotheque (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 19:40 (three years ago) link
teach your children to aim for excellence but not under any circumstances perfection, its the lag00n way
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 19:59 (three years ago) link
I started playing this as a fun respite from Bloodborne, but after multiple attempts against that Sand Kingdom head boss, the joke's clearly on me.
― Stone Cold Steve Ostentatious (Leee), Sunday, 3 January 2021 00:35 (three years ago) link
Is that the stone head guy with the floating hands? Think it's fairly straightforward once you work out what you have to do
― groovypanda, Sunday, 3 January 2021 08:48 (three years ago) link
It is and yeah, once I figured out the patterns I put him away, but the layers of attacks resulted in some trial and error that was skewed towards the latter and partly what reminded me of Bloodborne (the other part: unlocking shortcuts and checkpoints).
― Stone Cold Steve Ostentatious (Leee), Sunday, 3 January 2021 17:34 (three years ago) link
I can’t get past the fire level under the moon. It’s killing me!
― Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 4 January 2021 00:00 (three years ago) link
where do you die
― lag∞n, Monday, 4 January 2021 00:01 (three years ago) link
Everywhere
― Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 4 January 2021 01:24 (three years ago) link
ah, well
― lag∞n, Monday, 4 January 2021 01:38 (three years ago) link
holy crap was that 2d bit under the well in the mushroom kingdom hard. took me a fucking hour!
― caek or daeth (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 21:49 (three years ago) link
In Super Mario Odyssey, Topper hides inside his hat after being hit (left). If Snapshot Mode is entered during this animation and the camera is moved inside the hat, we can see that his model is deformed severely while he is hiding (right). pic.twitter.com/myJvpUIeZW— Supper Mario Broth (@MarioBrothBlog) March 30, 2021
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 30 March 2021 19:39 (three years ago) link
it only just clicked for me that it's "donk" as in "donkey kong"
― aegis philbin (crüt), Sunday, 22 August 2021 01:11 (two years ago) link
oh my god
― the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Sunday, 22 August 2021 02:44 (two years ago) link
Donk refers to being tongue-fucked by a frog, and that’s what Donkey Kong was named after
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Sunday, 22 August 2021 04:42 (two years ago) link
frasier looking at new donk city pic.twitter.com/Tuhav3GeL8— frasier looking at video games (@frasier_looking) September 7, 2021
― Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 10 September 2021 18:15 (two years ago) link
i found a frog to eternally tongue fuck me within 20 seconds of starting
― Karl Malone, Thursday, August 23, 2018 9:40 PM (three years ago)
three years pass...
In Super Mario Sunshine, if Yoshi falls down while touching a wall and Mario rides on him while still next to the wall, their movement speeds will desync. Mario will bounce very quickly while Yoshi will move very slowly. pic.twitter.com/4JY9V9KgqI— Supper Mario Broth (@MarioBrothBlog) December 5, 2021
― my hands are always in my pockets or gesturing. (Karl Malone), Sunday, 5 December 2021 17:12 (two years ago) link