This has significantly increased the value of having two switches in the house
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 26 March 2020 16:40 (four years ago) link
i finally visited another island (a mystery resource island, basically) and it happened to have the same native fruit as my own (pears). we eat a lot of pears here on Boneyarden
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 March 2020 16:50 (four years ago) link
I'm telling you people, need to get on the poxyfule slack so we can share announcements of when airports are open
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:03 (four years ago) link
fun slacks < fun discords tbh (slack doesn't have killfiles)
― silby, Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:07 (four years ago) link
honestly, i'm afraid that if i get on poxyfule slack i will lose any shred of productivity i ever had, whether working or free-time/creative hours
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:22 (four years ago) link
mark Brokelyn down as another pear island
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 26 March 2020 17:57 (four years ago) link
i did manage to steal a coconut tree from the island i visited, though. hope it's not an invasive species!
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 March 2020 18:36 (four years ago) link
whoa how do you steal trees
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 26 March 2020 18:36 (four years ago) link
send me pears
― ||||||||, Thursday, 26 March 2020 18:45 (four years ago) link
xp
eat your mega native fruit, and attack the tree with a shovel
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 March 2020 18:49 (four years ago) link
just looked that up last night so i could do some landscaping around the front of my house
and to steal coconut trees, of course
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 March 2020 18:50 (four years ago) link
i built and paid off a house in two days, so i’ve decided i’m moving to this island in real life, it’s the only way i can get ahead in life now
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 March 2020 23:46 (four years ago) link
Hey guys it ocurred to me that I am playing southern hem and y'all are playing northern, so we absolutely need to visit each other - opposite season fish and bugs! Right now I got seasonal cicadas, grasshoppers and such til end of March. Tombot I saw you online earlier but your gates werent open dammit.
Alas now I am working for the next 3 hrs.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 27 March 2020 02:47 (four years ago) link
Oh also I landed on a mystery island y'day and it had BAMBOO all over the place. I assume it will be a future very handy building material so I yoinked as much as I could.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 27 March 2020 02:48 (four years ago) link
y'all haven't lived until you catch an oarfish
― El Tomboto, Friday, 27 March 2020 02:49 (four years ago) link
Ive already caught a few of the rarities! Coelocanth, dorado and arapaima!
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 27 March 2020 02:58 (four years ago) link
But New Horizons is also a seriously stressful game. Tom Nook increases your debt about a millionfold in, like, the first 20 minutes. Spiders sprint after you at breakneck speed. And don’t even get me started on how passive-aggressive some of the island’s citizens can be. (They should’ve called this game Crossing Animals, amirite?
wrong! incorrect! this is a chilled out game! it can be a stressful game, in the same way that meditation/yoga can be stressful fi you make it that way
― Karl Malone, Friday, 27 March 2020 03:39 (four years ago) link
however, the main point of the article is to teach you how to multitask, so i will put up with this nonsense and read on
https://kotaku.com/how-to-multitask-while-playing-animal-crossing-new-hor-1842514200
― Karl Malone, Friday, 27 March 2020 03:40 (four years ago) link
man, fuck that article
― Karl Malone, Friday, 27 March 2020 04:10 (four years ago) link
and it doesn’t mention audiobooks/podcasts once
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 27 March 2020 10:12 (four years ago) link
hope more nintendo items appear in-game. got some nice areas setup on my town now: a little beach hangout, a market with stalls, a swap shop... would like to move some residents' houses but it is spenny...
― ||||||||, Friday, 27 March 2020 11:14 (four years ago) link
PRO TIP: instead of collecting items around the island and selling them to timmy one at a time, simply roll the rich fucker
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 27 March 2020 12:12 (four years ago) link
lol
tap A to teach timmy a lesson about the real world
― Karl Malone, Friday, 27 March 2020 14:17 (four years ago) link
my island anthemhttps://imgur.com/f3g1rSJ
― ||||||||, Friday, 27 March 2020 14:32 (four years ago) link
the second pic is very animal crossing
― Karl Malone, Friday, 27 March 2020 20:58 (four years ago) link
The seemingly miles of beds being set up at Javits. It is absolutely unreal to see what the National Guard & first responders have put together here in just days. pic.twitter.com/dD0AQg4PO4— Sarah Boxer (@Sarah_Boxer) March 27, 2020
Heh.
My daughter has learned you can apparently travel to an island full of tarantulas, protect yourself with holes you've dug, and then harvest at will.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 27 March 2020 21:11 (four years ago) link
it really really annoys me that wallpaper covers up your windows
― na (NA), Friday, 27 March 2020 21:59 (four years ago) link
i want to change my wallpaper but it makes me claustrophobic
Windows vary by wallpaper, try out different ones!
― silby, Friday, 27 March 2020 22:08 (four years ago) link
I got the Super Punchout wallpaper. Paired with a dirt floor and a haystack bed. Weird lifestyle I’m leading on Dang Isle, land of ripe peaches
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Friday, 27 March 2020 22:47 (four years ago) link
i got so used to the super punchout! wallpaper, my house was like a demonic hellhouse with the glowing oven
― Karl Malone, Friday, 27 March 2020 23:14 (four years ago) link
I still don’t have a goddamn ladder
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 28 March 2020 00:47 (four years ago) link
i unlocked it late last night, just before i went to bed, and was so tired that i thought "what will i use the ladder for?"
now, it seems obvious!
you'll get it soon tomboto
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 28 March 2020 00:51 (four years ago) link
I built the bridge then i located 2 of the new resident homes on a diff bit of the island not reachable by the bridge lol. I wonder how that will work.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 28 March 2020 03:09 (four years ago) link
Also, muttering "gotta remember to give that fish to that horse later" is a thing I say now.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 28 March 2020 03:10 (four years ago) link
I just unlocked a flooring and wallpaper that looks like a garbage dump. Need tires, cans, and old boots as materials. I’m so doing it.
― circa1916, Saturday, 28 March 2020 17:15 (four years ago) link
the completed museum is seriously lovely, perfectly captures the tranquility of a nice lonely weekday museum trip. i'm happy for blathers
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Saturday, 28 March 2020 19:25 (four years ago) link
all museums should play the museum music
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 28 March 2020 19:58 (four years ago) link
tom nook keeps giving me stones and now i have a billion stones. i’m sure he’s being passive-aggressive about this.
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 28 March 2020 22:01 (four years ago) link
The museum is the best.https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/91187382_10156509771672757_8817213536770981888_o.jpg?_nc_cat=106&_nc_sid=dd7718&_nc_ohc=IEeRZh1pW4YAX_fEo23&_nc_ht=scontent-syd2-1.xx&oh=9557c667667652babc7ab62ee9a6ae82&oe=5EA4DEB3
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 29 March 2020 06:43 (four years ago) link
And now to relax after a hard days fishin and landscapin'
https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/91069781_10156513353227757_1420579111964770304_o.jpg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_sid=dd7718&_nc_ohc=O5OBHQ5otMoAX_JLG1q&_nc_ht=scontent-syd2-1.xx&oh=60f8dbcf67a59361cf5365a1e87b5224&oe=5EA5FC7F
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 29 March 2020 06:44 (four years ago) link
nice
― ||||||||, Monday, 30 March 2020 11:04 (four years ago) link
ANYONE GOT THEM HIGH TURNIP PRICES?
the turnip lady (who has the rona btw) is into me for 170,000b at 90b a pop
― ||||||||, Monday, 30 March 2020 11:05 (four years ago) link
the museum is so peaceful. nice when it is filled up too
visited an australian island earlier and managed to bag a lot of sharks...
― ||||||||, Monday, 30 March 2020 12:58 (four years ago) link
love yr setup trayce!
i bought turnips for the first time. 102b/each, dammit!
i know the price fluctuates quite a bit - i guess i'mg going to sell if they get above 130 or so? is that too high of a threshold? i don't want to be selling them off on saturday night for 40b each, but even if that happens it's not the end of the world (OR IS IT)
― Karl Malone, Monday, 30 March 2020 14:53 (four years ago) link
I'm holding off for that sweet 200+b price point
― ||||||||, Monday, 30 March 2020 15:06 (four years ago) link
could get a bit white knuckle towards the end of the week
apparently they can go as high as 600b?!