The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

And they dont let you keep the damn light arrow *grump*.

I wish they'd made the monsters less adorable, in particular I feel bad about killing hinoxes (when one sits down on the ground and clutches its eye is v adorable.)

Surprisingly, the most fun moment I've had so far is getting okay at disarming bokoblins / moblins with a shield parry. Pretty easy (I guess they were blue), very satisfying. I might try to git gud, which I never would have expected.

Have done water elephant, no desire for more Beasts right now. Gonna buy a house and get some hot-weather gear. I have the cold gear from Rito village and it's really satisfying to have after hours of avoiding snow.

Very rarely on a horse since my favorite thing is climbing, and my second favorite thing is gliding.

i think i spent less than 5 minutes of the game on a horse, cumulatively

Yeah, don't see the point in horses as you can fast travel most areas and miss loads whilst riding.

My son loves them though, has five different ones and will happily spend hours just riding around on them finding cool ways to dismount.

yeh no horses here, but that beautiful white boi was worthwhile

Horses were great until I figured out, one divine beast in, that climbing the towers unlocked the maps, duh

Still - the horseride from kakoriko to rito, near the start of the game, without a map, realising how huge the playing area was vs. Ocarina of Time, dying very often, was one of my favourite gaming experiences ever

So I thought I was kinda over this game, and then I randomly grabbed my first sand seal in the middle of a sand storm, it dragged me through an area I'd never explored before, past a couple moblins to a treasure chest with a diamond in it (which I keep hoarding expecting to need for armor upgrades at some point.)

Upgrading barbarian armor to four stars was fun. Also, if you mount a lynel, when it bucks you off after the fifth hit, immediately lock on with the left trigger and then hit the right trigger to get three cheap headshots from behind.

Yeah the other good thing with that is apparently mounted Lynel attacks dont degrade yr weapon.

Upgrading barbarian armor to four stars was fun. Also, if you mount a lynel,

snicker

Mom I think I'm not supposed to be in this chatroom

i'll tell you who's an ancient screw

the motorcycle is kinda disappointing so far. i think i'm ready to kill ganon and put on a mario hat.

https://i.ibb.co/B6Jt9Dz/68-A53-BB9-F6-C9-4-A20-9887-3-DA0-A752-FE2-E.jpg

absolutely freakin psychotic m8

i beat the sword trials and now my sword is very powerful

I never got the motorcycle, but the teleporting horse armor was pretty cool

I never bothered with a horse in this game, let alone a steel horse.

I never bothered with a horse in this game. But a steel horse? THAT I can get into.

i never bothered with a horse in this game. Why should a steel horse be any different?

flesh? steel? a horse is a horse, i say, and i don't bother with them.

i didn't avoid horses in this game because i was scared of seeing their horse anus while riding. I simply don't bother with them. even a steel anus wouldn't frighten me.

what would you even feed a steel horse? Flesh horses? Why bother!

steel horses inside of flesh horses. the horses are fake liars in this game, and i refuse to be bothered with it.

A steel horse bothering itself alone? I'm game!

otm

Now, if you could play *as* a steel horse, that would be, as they say, a game changer.

it was raining when i got to the ancient lab so i ended up wandering off and beating 50 shrines and getting the master sword before i came back and realized i could upgrade my bombs

can i make the steel horse jump up and down on my head, infinitely?

it was raining when i rode this
steel horse into some ass-face play

now, at last, i am alive

just a matter of time before the phrase "steel anus" showed up on this thread

Peter Steele of Type O Negative is chuckling in the afterlife.

the arc of the ilx thread is long but it bends towards the phrase ‘steel anus’

i am genuinely surprised that it hasn't been used on ilx until now. good to finally get that one on the board

ILX worst mentions

you've all disappointed me greatly

i've a mind like a steel anus -- i never forget an opinion, which are themselves like anuses -- everybody's got one.

master cycle fuel can't melt steel anuses

"I'm a cowboy, on a steel ... "

...horse i ride
and the anus (ANEEUUUHUHUS)
is also steel

by the steel anus on the horse of jovi

a minimalist stainless steel anus designed by Jony Ive

a minimalist stainless steel anus designed by Jony Ive that shits jewels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL7P247rfrw

howdy do. this is peter mccallister, the father. I'd like a hotel room please, with an extra large bed, a TV, and one of those jewel shitting stainless steel anuses designed by jony ive. credit card? You got it.

i'm sorry i said anything about the ... thing

appreciate the apology, lukas. not sure if i can move on from it, but i'm willing the try. you'll understand that i fp'd you as a first step toward righting some of the wrongs unleashed here by you over the last 24 hours.

"willing the try" is a phrase from rugby btw, in case you aren't smart

how do I know if I'm smart? no don't answer that anus man

you are smart, lukas. I did a typo and made a lie to cover it up like the flesh on a steel horse. Now I am the one who is sorry.

One of only three known copies of the 78 of Rina Tadwaddle's hit song from the 1920's "No Don't Answer That Anus Man, Doo Doo Doo"

https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/g3xgep/i_was_looking_through_old_game_clips_when_i/