The Nintendo Switch

now we see the true stakes

what

you should have checked snopes.com to see if grookey really is a chimp. you would have found a soundcloud of the bestie boys singing "grass monkey. that funky monkey." is my point.

thread got weird

pokemon will do that

i was trying to have a comically serious argument w/ will m about the best new pokemon. perhaps the cohen testimony leaked in too much.

yeah man once you got american about it i was like, my maple leaf ass cannot keep up anymore

also someone pointed out to me that the blue one is making the pikachu meme face, and now I AM MAKING THE PIKACHU MEME FACE

it is still wild to me that this is now where we're at with handheld graphics

https://i.imgur.com/X70jLk4.jpg

Sure, but with a decent designer it can look as good as titles of old.

both games on my wishlist, Fe and Gris, are on sale

thanks for the heads up, been waiting for Gris.

^same, thanks NA. Fe looks up my alley too--anyone played it?

i think i wishlisted it because it showed up on a few end-of-the-year lists

gris is really good. play it on a big screen with good headphones/stereo imo

yeah I'm excited for that. Am I right in thinking that the difficulty level is fairly gentle?

yeah it's a v easy puzzle platformer, the appeal is that it's an audiovisual marvel

oof did the first quarter of gris yesterday

absolutely stunning :)

played the first couple dozen levels of Baba Is You, easy recommend if you like fiendish puzzle games

Sold.

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Woop woop

more evidence that whoever is running the nintendo online thing doesn't actually like or know anything about NES games

https://kotaku.com/startropics-on-switch-is-missing-the-clue-you-need-to-b-1833384044

don't get me wrong - i was very excited to pick up my switch last night and realize that i could now play kid icarus, a classic game that i never played back in the day and never got around to emulating. but they're "reissued" is so incredibly bare bones, like literally the minimum possible effort. and even the SP versions of the games, which in the right hands could be a really cool idea, somehow always end up being something that i'm not even tempted to try

startropics was never released in japan so the ppl running the service probably don't know much about it yes

i don't know if that's supposed to be a gotcha or whatever but my point still stands that they make the minimum effort. imagine having the opportunity to re-release these games, and all the interesting things they could do. they could just email whoever runs @supermariobroth and ask them for a few ideas about old concept art they could share, or pay someone $150 to write a decent blurb for the games, or dig up an old interview with Miyamoto from schmuplations, or reward players for beating a game with some sort of gamebreaking cheat, or put up global leaderboards for certain games, etc etc etc.

also, if i were re-releasing some japanese game that i'd never played and was never released in the united states, i'd probably spend half an hour reading the wikipedia page on it before putting it out just to make sure it didn't have a hardcore sex scene after Act II or whatever

takes me 30 minutes to read a wikipedia page btw

gotta read slowly to savor all the hardcore sex scene info

it wasn't really supposed to be a gotcha. the impression i get repeatedly is that the people who work at Nintendo HQ are extremely insular to the point where they don't really know how to do services or anything other than what they've traditionally done as a company which is make hardware and games

finally got around to calling nintendo about the whole primary console thing and it took all of about five minutes to get sorted

oh good!

Their customer service in my experience is the best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEv0kdNqM1A

stoked for u g g

has it got a release date yet? read upthread i think that it got delayed

why did they need a four person panel to discuss untitled goose game

GOTY.

goose of the year

Honk!

Cuphead coming to Switch

zelda necrodancer is cute idea

goose seems destined to disappoint unfortunately

how could it

i am putting all my hopes + dreams into goose game, it's going to be everything i've ever imagined and so much more

not sure what people are expecting it to be besides the simple comedy-stealth game they've shown

Cuphead coming to Switch

― moose; squirrel (silby), Wednesday, March 20, 2019 9:14 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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cuphead next month, cadence of hyrule is 'spring'

also an indie sale up now, if you haven't played Yoku's Island Express yet it's 50% off, pick it up

PR with everything announced

Everything is "a roguelike" which apparently doesn't mean anything other than "has procedurally generated elements" at this point, which is disturbing but I'm no linguistic conservative.

Some other highlights:

The Red Lantern, a narrative/procedural first person musher
RAD, third person procedural 3D action with random mutations for your protag
Katana ZERO, 2d action platformer with katana
Vlambeer stuff
Creature in the Well, top down pinball-inspired action??
Overland, a turn-based strategy zombie(?) road trip

honestly this was mostly an all-killer no-filler presentation

RAD is a doublefine game notably. its got their style