The Nintendo Switch

xpost Jesus, how bad must things be when in the almost 2 years since they first announced the game, not only has there been nothing revealed but a (tentative?) title but Metroid 4 production has been totally scrapped and started anew?

fgti, sd cards are cheap, expand that storage my dude

rough times for metroid. zelda survived a 2-3 year delay with a really good game though so hopefully that happens again

So what are the big Nintendo ports/reboots/sequels/AAA games on the horizon? Besides Untitled Goose Game?

whatever they had retro working on that was important enough to not give them metroid from the start, hopefully

i assume there's a direct next week, if they're dropping this news on us now

Josh there’s a big AAA on the horizon for you it’s called breath of the wild you don’t need to wait long you can even cook in-game

No cauliflower tho iirc

i missed whatever the cauliflower meme was but just gonna roll with it and pretend I'm laughing

Well, on the plus side "Spider-man" is not nearly as taxing as something like "Dark Souls," so maybe I'll be able to play it and Zelda concurrently. There's time for cauliflower experiments, too, especially since it's -7 outside right now.

hit me with yr best cauliflower recipe

momofuku cauli & fish sauce vinaigrette

ciderpress - josh has been posting about caulis over on the wild west main board that is ILE when he could have been doing more productive things like beating ganon

Does "ganon" mean "eggs?"

ganon eat the eggs

Josh, big news:
https://librorumque.itch.io/cauliflower-power

Does "ganon" mean "eggs?"

― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 26 January 2019 03:10 (eight hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ganon eat the eggs

― ciderpress, Saturday, 26 January 2019 03:10 (eight hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can i just

I got dead cells, which I thought I would hate

I do not

it's dope

I picked up Hollow Knight a few weeks ago and I really love it but I'm pretty much stuck at this point.

Thinking of picking up Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight if it ever goes on sale. Has anyone here played it?

i played a couple of the older ones but not that one yet, they're solid indievanias

Maybe this should be for the absent-minded thread on ILE but I *finally* figured out how to raccoon fly in Super Mario 3, after three decades. Keep tapping, don't *hold* the button. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

whoooooooa that's great! flying is crucial in SMB3

pirahna plant is out in smash bros

piranha

I am already so overwhelmed by the number of characters

well theres still 5 more left to go

soooooo can you not use the switch if it isn't connected to the internet?? all my games are downloaded and i tried using it in airplane mode and none of em work

huh it should definitely work, what games were you trying to play? there was a firmware update yesterday, dunno if that affected things but it shouldn't

i was trying literally any of them

i read somewhere that if a device isn't your 'primary' console then you need an internet connection. i had mine stolen a while back. i dissociated that one from my account and got a new one, so i'm really hoping this isn't going to be some weird legacy

all the games i've downloaded throw up a load screen that says 'checking if the software can be played,' which i assumed was firmware-related but now seems to be a DRM check

oh right weird. did you go thru Nintendo customer service to do that or just use some function in their account system? it might still have yr new one designated as secondary

and yeah that's the same message it throws up if you preload a game that isn't out yet and try to run it

jfc -- i deregistered the old one remotely before setting up the new one and it's still showing the new one as not the primary console.

i tried deregistering again and it says you can't do it more than once a year

prob have to get Nintendo customer service to fix it for you then

infuriating

:(

Nintendo still kinda sucks at accounts, internet, everything other than making games and hardware

Their os’s are so weirdly bad

i like how lightweight the switch one is, it boots instantly, but it's coming at the expense of desirable features

the Switch OS has all the features I need: boots instantly, allows me to click on games

Nintendo account system is a confusing mess, but for what it is worth the one time I had to deal with customer service regarding the same they were super nice and helpful, even though it took a long time to straighten things out.

the wii tho so bad

The Wii U OS made me nostalgic for the Wii OS

EG war groove review was quite muted

it's advance wars with a couple neat tweaks and the ability to push balance patches, I don't need it to be an eye-opening evolution of advance wars

What are the "desirable features" you'd want? My only other experience is the PS3, which was so bad it actively made me not want to turn it on as a form of protest. (That's not to mention the whole YLOD thing - a console that doesn't even want to be used! Insane.) I like the Switch fine.

folders/organization mainly. if you have a lot of games the only way to view them afaict is a giant grid of tiles

themes would be fun too but i can live without cosmetic stuff like that

slay the spire looks good