The Nintendo Switch

paint ass

this thing is really something

handheld vs TV makes a huge difference in activation energy for some reason -- so much easier to just pick it up and dive in

what's the best game out there for 5-10min quick sesh type gaming?

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Super Mario Odyssey you can make progress every five minutes easily. Sometimes every 90 seconds.

Stardew Valley seems perfect for 10-minute chunks - that’s about how long a “day” takes to pass in the game

also, is it p much standard to get a screen protector/case/memory card?

You will need a memory card eventually, but not right away necessarily. A zipper case for traveling is advisable. I have never put a screen protector on anything, the very idea disgusts me. Some people say they have issues with the dock scratching the screen but I have no idea what they are doing with their Switches.

I don't think I've ever played Stardew for less than an hour. That shit sucks me in like crazy

Ha ha, same here. It’s definitely the kind of game where you realize the sun is coming up and your real life is ruined even though your farm life has never been better. But hypothetically you could play just for one day in the game.

some units early on shipped with warped docks iirc which is where the scratching concerns came from

still, it's a plastic screen so it will scratch much easier than a smartphone if you drop it on something or whatever. I def put a tempered glass protector on mine right away, makes it feel like a smartphone screen which is a lot nicer imo

pretty much everything Nintendo puts out plays well in tiny chunks, the only exception I can think of is Xenoblade.

i put a screen on mine and i don't even notice it now and it's nice to know i have protection

Holy shit, now this is why I play games. I was going to take a break from Hollow Knight, and even figured, man, I am sick of this, I'm just going to restore my soul above ground and stop. But I decided to try one more spot I forgot about ... and opened up a couple of more huuuuuuuge areas of the game, with so many more benches, and stagways, and enemies, and upgrades. And now the game is so much more fun again.

you guys are really selling me on Hollow Knight. it's on my list

It's only $15 and it's huuuuuuuuuuuge.

yooka-laylee is 25% off

is it good? I thought a hat in time was just okay and most people said that was better than yooka

it’s not great. controls are awkward and missing a load of functions like gripping ledges (which means you’re always slipping off platforms), and the camera’s not responsive enough.

it’s missing the charisma that it really wants to have, too. there’s a played-out joke about being self-aware, but as the script writing is terrible it just doesn’t work. the characters are dull and their jokes don’t land at all.

ultimately it feels like they ran out of money/confidence halfway through designing the thing and just released it.

I would like to play Lumines in bed right now but one of our joy cons is headed out to get its wonky control stick fixed ☹️

I got to level 80-something in lumines, turns out it slows down again for a bit if you can get through the fast skins in the 50s.

Josh, they added gyro controls to Fortnite on Swtich today.

Literally came here just to post that! Game on.

had some multiplayer 2-joycon Mario Kart 8 fun last night. weirdly, it seemed like controller one was working fine but controller two you had to press both LR at the same time to use an item. also the gyro was working at the same time as the analog stick so you could be turning and if the controller was tilted the wrong way it would fight against it!

at least it gave you a good excuse for losing, which was kinda classic

Octopath tomorrow! Jason Schreier panned it, but he also panned Xenoblade Chronicles 2, which I dug, so that’s a good sign. I’ll never understand why people think “repetitive” is a relevant criticism of a video game.

xpost Mario Kart seems to have all the helper stuff on automatically - auto start, auto steering, etc. Make sure you turn that shit off, because more than once I've played with my kids and we've wondered what was going on before realizing we hadn't turned that stuff off.

thanks for the hint, JIC!

Jason Schreier panned it

it's a lame pan too. "Why would an alchemist and a mage travel together?" yeah i don't think this matters at all. "All you do is go to a town and then to a dungeon" oh you mean like in every RPG ever made?

as long as the sound + music rules (especially the latter) im down

yeah. also annoying that he doesn't reveal that it's not actually a pan -- he enjoyed the game -- until the end of the review.

“I enjoyed this game but I’m afraid I have to tell you it’s bad”

I read it as 'this game does everything well except for the one thing that's a dealbreaker for me'

jrpgs maybe the genre where a single review is the least useful data point. there's such wildly varying tastes even among the most popular games.

These techniques aren’t simply a gimmick, though. Take, for example, the low camera angles. They create natural hidden pathways that hide treasures and secret areas behind raised foreground elements. It’s reminiscent of, say, the little invisible passageways that appeared throughout Final Fantasy 4 — but here, the use of scenery to obscure these secret paths makes for more intuitive exploration than you saw in the older game. Octopath Traveler’s level design does an excellent job of teasing you with seemingly inaccessible treasure boxes, then allowing you to figure out how to reach them. It turns nearly every town and overworld path into a sort of spatial puzzle to be unraveled.

https://www.polygon.com/2018/7/12/17563366/octopath-traveler-review-nintendo-switch-jrpg

^gets me really excited. you get a taste of this in the demo. pathfinding in FF dungeons was always kind of static, the introduction of literal depth to it all is a nice chance.

change

I'm surprisingly excited for the opportunity to play Captain Toad, even if reviews make it sound like it loses a bit without the second screen- I love that kind of hands-on toybox genre of game, like (to different degrees) Monument Valley or the Katamari games; something about having a birds-eye view on an inviting, tactile, closely considered world is massively appealing to me in games.

i don't think it'll lose much if you play it with the touchscreen

Goddam this wall jumping in Hollow Knight.

yooka laylee successfully harks back to the heady days of ‘90s 3d platforming in that the biggest battle is achieving anything at all with these shitty controls

there’s a challenge where you have to fly/leap through a series of rings, but the character is so slidy and the camera is so fucked up that it’s basically superman 64

i just bought Octopath Traveler. so glad progress carries over from the OT demo.

also got Captain Toad because the demo was so charming and $40 is not bad. i like the level design.

at one point the camera zoomed in and it looked really amazing but i could never figure out how to do it again.

http://md1.libe.com/photo/958836-une-image-du-jeu-captain-toad-sur-wiiu.jpg

CT zoom is x. now this is a fun little game toybox to chill with.

OT is really nice too. combat is super addicting and so far the dungeons & bosses have been so cool. it is so nice to have the option to skip story/cutscenes and just get to exploring or whateve.

https://i.redditmedia.com/Lr_MydUtUcRyHDM5ZZ-3xpe-NjWvWezDs7_epbDAaFg.png?fit=crop&crop=faces%2Centropy&arh=2&w=960&s=0b896f573ad09026141edc0f60eba200

I stumbled into getting the dream nail in Hollow Knight, but I have no idea what it is or what it is for. I'm also currently dealing with the Mantis Lords, who seems achievable but still a pain in the ass, and for some reason feel like the first real bosses of the game.

i need to stop fucking around and just approach hyrule castle in BotW. i'm eager to check out hollow knight!

lot of messing around to do in hyrule castle :)

my last pre-hyrule grind plan was to pick up at least one piece of ancient armor and maybe get 20 ancient arrows or so - do you think that's necessary? or should i just unequip everything and run in there with only my underwear on? these are the only two options

octopath traveller is greeeeeat and exactly perfect for my commutes

KM you don't need that many ancient arrows, but on the other hand they definitely can help!

Video games are good, can’t stop thinking about em

don't forget to redeem your Nintendo points from your cartridge games by going into the game options on the home screen. it's only 1% back but it adds up. i keep forgetting to do mine.

were we talking about pinball metroidvanias recently, or was that a dream? or were we talking about this?

https://kotaku.com/a-pinball-metroidvania-is-one-of-the-years-most-wonderf-1827695934

Yoku’s Island Express. looks great! "conquerable in about 5 hours"