The Nintendo Switch

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Where’s that one loop of Mario bouncing up and down with pleasure for eternity

I played Lumines for a while and I feel like I’ve been in a fight

is there no practice mode or lobby that i can like figure out fortnite's mechanics?

― diamonddave85​​ (diamonddave85), Thursday, June 14, 2018 11:14 AM (one week ago)

it looks like they just added a practice mode ("playground" mode)

https://kotaku.com/fortnites-new-playground-mode-is-live-and-heres-how-it-1827165404

fuck the lumines song with the red and white circles, that one shuts my brain off for some reason. I die on it almost every run

or at least get far enough behind that the next one with the really slow bpm kills me

really wish the joycons wouldn't crap out 5m from the console

yep, they don't work well

Man, Fungal Wastes in Hollow Knight. I think three times now I've died and had my ghost spawn somewhere I couldn't reach, making me lose all my geo. Plus, still no map, so I have no choice but to just sort of blindly fall forward. Oh well.

I’m really looking forward to playing Hollow Knight! It’s definitely next up for me, but for now I’m still knee-deep in Zelda and loving it.

Was kind of on the cusp of frustration with Hollow Knight then basically worked for or stumbled upon all sorts of cool shit at once.

where are you up to? i just got it a day or two ago. i beat the soul master last night and i'm in the crystal peaks atm. sadly wiped trying to get back to this mini(?)boss sitting on a bench and lost like 2k :( :( :(

it's such a nonlinear game I'm not even sure I know where I'm up to! but I do know I am not sure where I am supposed to go next. I don't think I ever explored much of the fog area, and I just started exploring the crystal area. I have the dash, I've got the bounce off the walls thing, I wish I knew the name of the bosses I have defeated.

I have yet to make it to or even be able to find the city of tears. I think it might be down this giant Elevator Shaft thing that I can't get into?

i went before i went to the crystal area so you should def be able to go there. i went immediately there after going to the mantis village where you've been. iirc it was kinda to the east of there?

I thought east of there was Fungus Amungus or wherever. fungal swamps?

Fungal.Wastes.

Twice or maybe 3 times now I have checked out areas I had no reason to go and found there were new characters there, or things have changed. Once I went to go visit the grubs and they showered me with money and a soul Shard. Another time I went to that healing pool and there are just some giant bugs chilling there having a conversation.

OK, I had to look it up to see what I missed, since there were a couple of spots on the map where I clearly hadn't explored but couldn't get to, and I guess there was a switch I dismissed as optional in Mantis Village that I have to go back and pull. The other thing I can't figure out (but haven't resorted to looking up yet) is how to get the map in Fog Canyon. I know where the map seller is, but there's this black volcano plume blocking access. I wonder if one of my charms would help?

ugh, these wall dash spike and thorn obstacles are giving me Celeste flashbacks.

i got one

oooooooh yeaaaaaaah

which game are you starting off with? i'm still knee-deep in zelda, three divine beasts and 50 or so shrines down

good move doc

I have six weeks off so I went with Zelda obv

you still won't finish it

yessss

is it really as open as it seems? like I just wander around and see what happens?

Yes.

Once you leave the starting area you can do whatever you want. You can do whatever you want in the starting area too but you have to complete the quest line you’re presented with to go anywhere else so you might as well follow instructions.

yeah it's like a couple hours of starting area to get all your tools and then a few more hours of it suggesting that you go to a couple specific places to pick up some story threads but you can ignore it if you want. even if you follow all the shit it suggests, it turns you completely loose by like 5 hours in.

dang

Zelda is so open world it puts others to shame. i remember Skyrim having hundreds of quests but them all being exactly the same. there is so much more custom content hidden throughout BOTW's world by comparison.

I’ve been playing a lot of Lumines Remastered and Mario Tennis Aces. Pocket Rumble is coming out tomorrow finally. Will it be the no-motions accessible 2D fighter of my dreams? Maybe! And next week is Captain Toad and Octopath, the latter of which should hopefully be enough crunch to last me a while. (Since I’m not a JRPG crushing machine like ciderpress.)

Smash won’t be out in time for family vacation over Thanksgiving but Super Mario Party will…

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i've played 60+ hours and i STILL haven't come across the hidden forest. or, er, maybe i just walked right by it because it's hidden, but i'm pretty sure i haven't even been near it yet.

i'm hooked on lumines but I keep hitting a wall around level 50 in the standard mode

mildly curious about pocket rumble, worried my fighting game knowledge might be half a step too high for it to be interesting though.

my copy of Ys 8 came with a foldout map of the game world tucked into the case and now I think all switch RPGs should be mandated to do this. there's plenty of extra space in these cases. probably not gonna play the game until after Octopath as much as I'm tempted.

trying pocket rumble and as a supposed entry level fighter this actually feels more difficult than BBtag to me in practice even if there's fewer buttons. it's easier to learn but harder to execute in. the AI is very difficult too compared to other fighters I've played. it gets a lot of different characters out of a 2 button system though which is neat.

God damn it, I'm about 24 hours into Hollow Knight, which I realize is nothing, and the difficulty level has spiked. Stupid wall climbing spike things to avoid, indestructible crystal creatures shooting lasers, it's become kind of paint ass. I had no real problem surmounting the challenges of Steamworld or Shovel Knight, but I found Celeste way too difficult and frustrating. This game is so cool I feel bad it's starting to feel more like the latter.

Heh, paint ass.

the platforming is imo easier than celeste (tho dying is less forgiving) but obv the combat is much harder. the crystal guy (i assume you mean the first version sitting on the bench?) was one of the tougher bosses i've fought for sure. i do love how much character is in the world. i just reached the resting place and i think started heading into the end game? there still seems like there's a bunch to do and i still have no idea where the dlc is. i've been loving the game so far (and i really didn't enjoy salt & sanctuary which feels v similar but is a "slower" feeling game mechanically imo). it's a great cross btwn celeste + salt & sanctuary. and i think the game world / back story is better than both.

paint ass

this thing is really something

handheld vs TV makes a huge difference in activation energy for some reason -- so much easier to just pick it up and dive in

what's the best game out there for 5-10min quick sesh type gaming?

ILX

Super Mario Odyssey you can make progress every five minutes easily. Sometimes every 90 seconds.

Stardew Valley seems perfect for 10-minute chunks - that’s about how long a “day” takes to pass in the game

also, is it p much standard to get a screen protector/case/memory card?

You will need a memory card eventually, but not right away necessarily. A zipper case for traveling is advisable. I have never put a screen protector on anything, the very idea disgusts me. Some people say they have issues with the dock scratching the screen but I have no idea what they are doing with their Switches.

I don't think I've ever played Stardew for less than an hour. That shit sucks me in like crazy

Ha ha, same here. It’s definitely the kind of game where you realize the sun is coming up and your real life is ruined even though your farm life has never been better. But hypothetically you could play just for one day in the game.

some units early on shipped with warped docks iirc which is where the scratching concerns came from

still, it's a plastic screen so it will scratch much easier than a smartphone if you drop it on something or whatever. I def put a tempered glass protector on mine right away, makes it feel like a smartphone screen which is a lot nicer imo