The Nintendo Switch

We downloaded the Kirby demo and even my kids, who like Kirby, were (the kid equivalent of) fuck this.

they are hiring for the new Zelda, so the follow up to BOTW is def going to be worth looking forward to

i'd say wait to panic until after E3. Nintendo has a habit of announcing games out of nowhere and saying, "Btw this is coming out in a few months). they first announced Dark Souls on Switch 2 months ago.

Nintendo wants to sell 20 million Switches in their FY ending March 2019, they need some sort of tentpole beyond Smash to achieve that probably.

I don't know, I just figured Smash was meant to coincide with their online system.

Also re Dark Souls, don't mean to be impatient, but yeah, they announced it, but within a couple months it was totally off the schedule again.

The service will launch with 20 games, with new games added regularly. Launch titles include:
Soccer Tennis Donkey Kong™ Mario Bros.™ Super Mario Bros.™ Balloon Fight™ Ice Climber™ Dr. Mario™ The Legend of Zelda™ Super Mario Bros.™ 3 And more to be revealed!

20 NES games is pretty cool, i'll take that. 20 dollars a year for 20+ NES games already pays for itself. kind of like a revolving NES Classic. if you can download the games to your Switch that would be a neat way to build up a library of emulated games over time.

i know for sure i am gonna play all the way through TLOZ for the first time (and probably try the Master Quest). Dr. Mario is a nice include. SMB3 is perhaps the greatest game of all time, now it will have extra online features.

Pretty sure the other publishers only figured out Switch was going to be a big success about 6-9 months ago, and are now rushing to get titles ready. But making a good game can take years, so it might take a while to fill the pipeline.

yeah any 3rd party game releasing right now is a port that was added late in development or after the fact. third party support will look a lot better once we get into the third year or so of Switch's existence and devs have had time to build games that target it from the start.

But why not just announce you're working on something, especially if it's a port? Wolfenstein, for example, was announced with little to no warning, and certainly at the time no release date. It keeps people engaged and invested. If I knew (insert AAA game here) was coming, I'd be more excited. That's why I was looking forward to Dark Souls. Never played it, wanted to, finally coming to Nintendo, and was going to carry me through until the end of the year, when I would get Smash. And then ... poof. But at least I know it's coming!

again, wait until e3, most publishers will hoard announcements for e3, it's not uncommon to have a lot of silence in the first half of the year

best way to market a thing is to announce it far in advance so that it's not a surprise and is boring by the time you can make money selling it

to sustain the people

How is "Death Road to Canada?"

xpost Oh, come on, there are lots of anticipated games that were revealed or announced months ago, like Metroid and Hollow Knight.

And Celeste guy announced he's working on a Switch port of TowerFall, for example. Give you something to look forward to!

i think Dark Souls on Switch will be worth the wait. the 5 mins of Undead Burg from PAX East look amazing. it is being handled by a different team than the PS4/PC remaster, which getting some criticism for flat textures & lighting. Switch one may visually stand out more even if running at 30fps.

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Announcing long in advance is also practical, since the Nintendo eShop is a mess (imo) and awash with crappy indies, so it's nice to know to look out for stuff like, say, Don't Starve or Kentucky Route Zero, which I might not have heard of or noticed otherwise.

Nintendo likes to announce stuff as close to release as they feel they can get away with, it's just how they operate

it's a good way to avoid missing announced release dates that's for sure

definitely prefer Nintendo's MO of waiting as long as possible to announce stuff compared to everyone else

yeah fuck waiting four years between announcement and release

i got Sonic Mania and Celeste. Sonic is really good. the gameplay is super smooth. the music is excellent. the level selection is like a mashup of the greatest 16-bit sequences w tweaked designs. like they went in and found spots (not all of them lol) where player momentum gets interrupted by bad enemy placement or whatever and fix that. so the level design is nice, the coding is VERY nice, very fast. these devs know what they are doing, and Sonic was very nearly as fast as i remember it on the Genesis.

Celeste is cool but it is a single screen insta-respawn Meat Boy type game where you die over and over figuring out how to get past a one screen full of traps at a time. does it have vertical scrolling or linear levels at all? also it mixes pixel art with vector art and that always bugs me heh but thats fine whatever. the levels are very cool and the game pixel art is very nice.

Celeste is cool but it is a single screen insta-respawn Meat Boy type game where you die over and over figuring out how to get past a one screen full of traps at a time.

yep. if you keep going, you will die hundreds of times.

does it have vertical scrolling
yep

or linear levels
all levels have a beginning screen and an end screen, and although there are tons of secrets and sidepaths to discover, you're essentially following a main path to the end of each level.

I never did unlock the Core but beating the regular game was very satisfying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of9GOMM9HPg

This revelation that dunkey is white is a little concerning

I am racist enough to assume that someone that unfunny can only ever have been white.

This time of year's always a lull for new releases. It will ramp up again in October/November.

I think Dunkey is funny. Also, fwiw he may be Puerto Rican.

getting the calipers out to speculate on the ethnicity of a youtuber is def a valuable direction for this thread to go in imo

Yeah, it's not a good thing. Tbh, it's sort of a meme among his fans, and it sucks there, too. Anyway he's funny.

I bought Death Road to Canada because it was discounted to $11, I think, which is not bad. I wasn't interested at first because it seemed like another 8-bit dungeon crawler rogue like whatever, but then I saw it described as Oregon Trail with zombies, and learned that it's infused with tons of weird humor, so I decided, what the heck.

for me Monster Hunter works best on portable so I'm happy to see this finally getting localized

HUNT ANYWHERE. HUNT ANY WAY. HUNT ULTIMATE.

Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate arrives on Nintendo Switch on August 28th. #MHGU pic.twitter.com/pU2wqji7ft

— Monster Hunter (@monsterhunter) May 10, 2018

I’ll probably try that, I have never Hun’d Mons and I am not gonna get a PS4 ever probably and who needs “quality of life improvements” anyways

MH is not my thing but maybe I'll get it if i have ppl to coop with

think the switch release pace is gonna pick up to the point where i can't play everything though

why not just port MH World?

this port has already existed for a while in Japan. porting World is a much bigger task than localizing this. maybe it'll happen in the future.

MHW has a lot of quality of life improvements & fancy graphics, but Generations Ultimate has a stupid amount of content. I think there's over 3 times as many monsters than MHW to hunt? It's basically a huge love letter to fans of previous MH games, but I expect lots of sniffy reviews and think pieces in Western media about how archaic it feels compared to the new shiny shiny etc.

have E3 preannouncements started already?
puzzle fighting game with a bizarre mashup of characters - Cave Story, Binding of Isaac, Astro Boy, Black Jack(!) and the deepest cut of all, Johnny Turbo the Turbografx mascot wtf

Announcing #CrystalCrisis, the most ambitious Nicalis crossover since the last one! Prepare for the most epic puzzle fighting battle ever when it drops on #NintendoSwitch in Fall 2018! pic.twitter.com/Q8xaSmS9U1

— Nicalis, Inc. (@nicalis) May 10, 2018

nicalis has a 2d fighting game with the same or similar roster too

i guess they got the licenses for all these characters and are trying to squeeze 2 games out of it isntead of 1

there was a Walmart leak that listed Metroid Prime 4, wonder if that will be this year

Metroid Prime 4 will not release in 2018.

hey we don't know that... seems unlikely though

sure, we don't know, but I'd be surprised as heck if it did

they sent out deadlines for backer surveys for Bloodstained recently. i am getting it on Switch. wouldn't surprise me to see it at E3 w a 2018 release.

is that the castlevania-but-not game?

yeah.

BBxTAG demo with 20 characters out for this weekend

im garbage at this style of fighting game but can still tell this is a fun one

I gave it a shot for a while and yeah serious fighters are probably just not going to happen for me