The Best Free Online (in-browser or downloadable) Games

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Made it to 9.8% but I have the biggest truck and have seem to have explored everywhere so not sure I need to go on. But it swallowed up my workday very effectively.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 9 February 2018 05:39 (eight years ago)

Of course, XENOMORPH + JASON VOORHEES = JASON X.

Nhex, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 02:41 (eight years ago)

I bred Freddy Kreuger with one I can't remember and got Chad Kroeger.
Blob + Zombie gives Blob Zombie.

adam the (abanana), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 08:51 (eight years ago)

It was Freddy Krueger + Chucky

Nhex, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:36 (eight years ago)

THE DEVIL + HANNIBAL LECTER = DAMNABLE LECTER

Nhex, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:37 (eight years ago)

aw damn, did anyone do sasquatch + michael myers yet (it's an abomichael snowmyers)

flippy bard (Will M.), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 00:31 (eight years ago)

you'd think Shrek would combine well due to Neil C's Smash Mouth/Shrek memes, but it just adds "shrek" to the start or end of everything.

neil shreked me.

adam the (abanana), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 02:14 (eight years ago)

two years pass...

Family is a neat little investigate em up (kind of like a mix of Hypnospace Outlaw and Obra Dinn) where you have to figure out who the members of a bunch of fictitious British indie bands from 1985-1995 by listening to their songs and reading articles about them. The details are all really good and the fake songs aren't half bad (and all seem to match up with real world equivalents). It can be played in browser or downloaded for free and takes about 30 mins to an hour to beat.

https://owl-skip.itch.io/family

Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Thursday, 6 August 2020 19:14 (five years ago)

Pretty fun, excellent concept and good music. Couldn't figure out the last five.
Love that Kate Bush-inspired "Easy Tiger" cover art.

Nhex, Thursday, 6 August 2020 22:05 (five years ago)

Ha, yeah, this was fun. Impressive that they recorded stuff for each band. I did find it ran horribly, full of lag, on my computer though.

emil.y, Friday, 7 August 2020 13:40 (five years ago)

thanks for this; i put in a good and enjoyable hour right up until the last five... those required lots of trial and error but i finally got it right... there's no clear answer to who Dova Pavlova's drummer is! Turns out it's the replacement drummer for Easy Tiger if anyone's having issues there. That, plus the other member of Klanger, gave me fits but it's a good feeling to turn the key.

https://familygame.bandcamp.com/album/family-game-soundtrack

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 21:21 (five years ago)

three months pass...

https://dreadpon.itch.io/banners-begone

it's a clicker! it will only take you about an hour.

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 05:26 (five years ago)

pretty good. i like that you have to sort of puzzle out where each gate basically is

Nhex, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 03:36 (five years ago)

https://ifcomp.org/comp/2020

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 December 2020 03:10 (five years ago)

here's an online multiplayer RPG that you play inside of a tweet

just smuggled my ENTIRE GAME into this "video" embed tweet, enjoy https://t.co/tYhXidt2Ur

— 𝕃𝕆𝔸𝕄 ʟ5 πŸ’§πŸŒ± (@ClayLoam) December 11, 2020

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 01:00 (five years ago)

cool, just as a technical exercise!

Nhex, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 04:16 (five years ago)

Was 2020 a bad year for free games? Would there be enough for a top 5 list?

Philip Nunez, Sunday, 27 December 2020 16:13 (five years ago)

releasing games on itch.io/steam/mobile stores for a small fee is pretty easy now. lots of developers taking that route.

wasdnuos (abanana), Sunday, 27 December 2020 18:35 (five years ago)

Call of Duty Warzone #1

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Sunday, 27 December 2020 18:37 (five years ago)

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1289310/Helltaker/

A silly, funny, cute and short puzzle game about forming a harem of demon girls. Great music. Can't remember exactly how this came to my attention, but I think it got some kind of recognition during awards season/year-end best-of lists.

Nhex, Monday, 4 January 2021 07:39 (five years ago)

it's a good time!

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 January 2021 23:40 (five years ago)

has anyone tried this?
https://tocogames.itch.io/infinitepizza

Philip Nunez, Monday, 18 January 2021 15:56 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://okogame.ch/
^full screen plz

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 6 February 2021 17:16 (five years ago)

https://rob1221.itch.io/chessformer
fun if you like sokoban more than you like chess (I do!)

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 11 February 2021 23:44 (five years ago)

good stuff!

wasdnuos (abanana), Friday, 12 February 2021 14:29 (five years ago)

i hit a few stumpers but i should go back

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 February 2021 18:50 (five years ago)

three months pass...

this game is simple and stupid and i cannot win

https://dotsandboxes.org/

I was born anxious, here's how to do it. (ledge), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 09:40 (five years ago)

something i firefox(?) means i don't see chosen lines, which makes it extra difficult. but i wonder if it's one of those things you can't win, like Nim, if you go first and the computer plays perfectly?

is that only 2^24 combinations. actually, fewer given there's got to be an equal number of 0s and 1s. um, perhaps not because order is important.

or is it 24! which is 6e+23 which is a few more.

koogs, Tuesday, 25 May 2021 10:16 (five years ago)

You can switch who plays first, doesn't make a difference to my miserable performance.

I was born anxious, here's how to do it. (ledge), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 10:18 (five years ago)

After googling and getting it to show some hints I can now beat it fairly reliably going first or second, but I suspect only because the computer makes the same moves every time, I'd probably still be shit against a decent human player.

I was born anxious, here's how to do it. (ledge), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 13:10 (five years ago)

i have been doing these, train track puzzles, which i first saw in the guardian on saturdays

https://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~sgtatham/puzzles/js/tracks.html

koogs, Tuesday, 25 May 2021 14:39 (five years ago)

nineletterword.tompaton.com/random

has a questionable word list.

wasdnuos (abanana), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 17:01 (five years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://lalo.li/ddd/
click to make ball barriers. use the ball barriers to help the falling ball hit the black ball. now work around the obstacles. rinse repeat.

burly crafty woodsman (James Harden) vs tall ethereal phantom (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 June 2021 19:39 (four years ago)

^^^ good one, feels like something out of the heyday of this genre/thread. got to 30 points and called it a night.

Bobo Honk, real name, no gimmicks (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 19 June 2021 02:42 (four years ago)

also scrolling through thread i had a nice little nostalgic moment for that wacky weekend in May 2013 spent, with the rest of the folks itt, totally hooked on the strange abstract world of Candy Box.

Bobo Honk, real name, no gimmicks (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 19 June 2021 03:05 (four years ago)

oh god

Karl Malone, Saturday, 19 June 2021 15:39 (four years ago)

i'm so bad at that ball one. infuriating

ciderpress, Saturday, 19 June 2021 18:56 (four years ago)

this is like a cross between katamari damacy and whatever that game was a few years ago where you were a blob that got bigger by eating other blobs:

https://hole-io.com/

In the wastelands of Birmingham and Manchester, massages are back (ledge), Wednesday, 30 June 2021 10:47 (four years ago)

I like it

Diggin Holes (Ste), Wednesday, 30 June 2021 12:41 (four years ago)

That Dots and Boxes, I won playing a 2x2 square arena lol

Diggin Holes (Ste), Wednesday, 30 June 2021 12:56 (four years ago)

I enjoyed hole.io a lot. Probably too much. I was meant to do some work today.

*shakes fist at ledge* (but thank you)

scampus unrest (a passing spacecadet), Wednesday, 30 June 2021 15:44 (four years ago)

Wait, it isn't hole.io, it is hole-io dot com. Looking forward to the .io being some dodgy porn site that I've now said I enjoy a lot on the internet.

Luckily I am way too bad at the bouncy ball golf game to get addicted to that but it's a pleasingly simple concept.

scampus unrest (a passing spacecadet), Wednesday, 30 June 2021 15:46 (four years ago)

oh man a friend and i went head to head on hole.io big time when it came out on mobile, whenever that was. good times

Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Wednesday, 30 June 2021 17:32 (four years ago)

check out the non-free game donut county too.

wasdnuos (abanana), Wednesday, 30 June 2021 20:09 (four years ago)

wow, hole-io is very very compelling

Bobo Honk, real name, no gimmicks (Doctor Casino), Friday, 2 July 2021 15:05 (four years ago)

goddammit. now i'm a double silver star. if anyone sees a giant karl malone on there, that's me. i'm getting pretty good at "Classic" mode - I almost always get 10 or 20 stars

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 3 July 2021 19:54 (four years ago)

:(

I just realized I've been playing most bots, probably. every time i start near other "players", i notice almost all of them make a straight bee-line toward something, instead of exploring the surrounding area for the smallest objects (a strategy that leads to victory almost every time). speaking of "victory almost every time", i'm starting to become suspicious that....sigh

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 3 July 2021 22:14 (four years ago)

however i will continue destroying these bots until i am triple silver star.

for tonight.

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 3 July 2021 22:15 (four years ago)

there's a solo mode which is just you against the scenery.

i find some scenes have nothing small and you really struggle to get started. and when you are large it gets laggy. maybe I'm just terrible.

koogs, Saturday, 3 July 2021 22:48 (four years ago)

no, those are problems for me too. the bot theory is helpful actually, i'd wondered about those mysterious high-speed bee-lines towards stuff. but hey, computer opponents have been a mainstay of video games since the golden age. just think of them like the ghosts in pac-man and enjoy the loop of chomping stuff and getting bigger.

Bobo Honk, real name, no gimmicks (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 4 July 2021 13:02 (four years ago)


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