The Nintendo Switch

A little scared that the games, let alone the system, cost so much. But if I focus on just two or three games that should last me a while. Mario kart, Zelda, Mario...

interesting how major titles have cost $60 since the 90s despite 2 decades of inflation and like a tenfold increase in content/playtime

yeah, I have no idea, I'm old. I haven't really bought games since the original Nintendo.

Earthbound on SNES released at $80 apparently which was one of the reasons why it bombed stateside. I learned this recently

A look at the versatility of Mario's movement in this one

#Movement #SuperMarioOdyssey #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/H0CoDPYSDG

— Dalagonash (@Dalagonash) October 26, 2017

so many ways to get from frog face A to frog face B

polymariophous perversity

mario developers brought in Shigeru Miyamoto to test out their open world and he simply sat on frogs' faces for hours

lol

yeah i remember even SNES-era games - like all the Square games and the Street Fighter titles easily going around ~$80 at release, which would be way more now.
but it probably cost a lot money per-unit to manufacture cartridges vs. blu-rays. the Switch has a bit of an excuse with using cartridges again

Earthbound on SNES released at $80 apparently which was one of the reasons why it bombed stateside. I learned this recently

― ciderpress

i was at a panel last weekend hosted by the lost levels guy where he talked about earthbound bombing. a lot of it was down to people thinking the graphics were bad. (remember "dragon's lair" cost 50 cents a play and it wasn't for the incredible gameplay)

and yeah the price point of games being fixed at $60 in perpetuity has led to a lot of... creative workarounds. day 1 dlc and loot crates and so forth.

i was at a panel last weekend hosted by the lost levels guy where he talked about earthbound bombing. a lot of it was down to people thinking the graphics were bad.

the marketing was also completely inept. one full-page ad showed no gameplay and said "This game stinks".

i remember the days of $60 SNES games well. nowadays those games would be $100. and yeah i recall more rare things like FF6 went for $80, that is $130 in 2017 dollars! it is funny how much of video game culture is fuming at the mouth about microtransactions and loot crates and evil companies. imo we are in a golden age of value

The NBA 2K18 Legend Edition Gold ($150) includes the following digital items:
250,000 VC
40 MyTEAM Packs to build your perfect fantasy team (delivered one a week). Featuring a guaranteed Shaq card, one random Team 2K Free Agent card, and more!
Shaq Attaq shoes
Rookie Shaq jersey
Shaq Official Logo shirt
Shaq "nickname" jersey
Shaq Championship ring
Mitchell & Ness Shaq jersey collection - 5 in total
Kyrie Irving MyPlayer Apparel
Physical items:
Poster
All 10 Panini Cards
Shaq MyTEAM Stickers
Lenticular
*Physical Items not included with Digital

yeah the related bigger reason for earthbound bombing was it took them a year to localise it so it came out after FF6 and around the same time as Chrono trigger rather than preceding them

to be real, Earthbound did, graphically, look like complete garbage compared to FF4, FF6, Secret of Mana, Chrono Trigger, et al. that's difficult - the sound and music, while quirky and charming, were not inviting. the dragon quest-style difficulty and battling were quickly going out of style even by then. marketing was bad, but let's not pretend the game isn't pretty alien-ating

Earthbound clearly bombed because people were turned off that there was a character named Poo

I mean

That's fucking disgusting

In Nintendo-News but not Switch-related, I successfully hacked my SNES Mini a few days ago and uploaded.. everything

I played one level of Space Megaforce and my boyfriend flipped the fuck out and said "I'm never leaving the house again"

How did you hack it?

A program called Hakchi, which I ran using a virtual version of Windows on my Mac, it took an evening to figure it out but I got it working

two minutes into the new mario and a frog in a top hat is already tonguepunching mario's fartbox

best game ever obv

did not expect to be sitting on frog faces so soon. this game is awesome and makes motion controls fun. hats are cool. moons are cool. only disappointed that I could not control mario-frog's tongue.

having fun so far, it feels less like mario 64 than people were saying though and more like sunshine/galaxy with bigger levels and more hidden stuff.

In Nintendo-News but not Switch-related, I successfully hacked my SNES Mini a few days ago and uploaded.. everything

I played one level of Space Megaforce and my boyfriend flipped the fuck out and said "I'm never leaving the house again"

― blade runner 2069 (fgti), Thursday, October 26, 2017 6:31 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yo, Space Megaforce is the best shmup ever!

why didn't mario odyssey get its own thread

Mario Odyssey: Sit on It and Bounce

good idea

Super Mario Odyssey

Otm Nintendo is extremely horny now

i just found my first stack of goombas and from an overhead angle it looks like a gently waving boner, nintendo horniness reconfirmed

Horniness toads: Nintendo

Everything looks like a penis: probably you

PS5masterrace
Oct 27, 2017
it's been 32 years since super mario bros released on the NES, and still nothing has changed. still the same run-jump-save the princess fairy tale kiddie formula rehashed over and over again for the 600th time. and not only that, but this game is 900p in 2017, in the middle of the 4K age! absolutely unacceptable. it's time for nintendo to give it up and die.

"released on the NES". "over and over again". "it's time for nintendo to give it up". nintendo horniness is spreading.

this guy had to save up 900 pblocks in 2017, that's a lot of work

nintendo needs to die, they just keep making insanely sexy frogs over and over, its the same jump on a frogs face until u have the most incredible orgasm of yr life and collapse into a deep replenishing slumber theyve been doing for 30 years

I was getting carpal tunnel from BOTW, so I printed out one of these and it's much better.

oooh! i'm trying that.

If you don't want to deal with 3D printing this guys sells them for pretty cheap on Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/listing/518147574/xbox-comfort-grips-for-nintendo-switch?ref=bestselling_by_query-1

my local library has a printer that's seldom used, so i'm taking advantage

http://www.synthtopia.com/content/2017/10/30/korg-gadget-for-nintendo-switch-sneak-preview/

!!!

awesome

WANT

oh christ

YES

best console ever confirmed

yet another reason to skip the switch version of la noire

The download version of LA Noire on Switch doesn't fit on a Switch, which means you have to buy a microSD card to play it.

Meanwhile, you can't play LA Noire's Nintendo Switch game cartridge until you've also downloaded a 14GB digital download file.
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This file is "required", and contains gameplay data as well as the normal day-one patch fixes, developer Rockstar has revealed.

So how about the digital version? It weighs in at 29GB, which is huge for a Nintendo Switch game. It's so big, in fact, you need to buy a separate microSD card to install it on.

you should get a microSD card anyway if you plan to buy eShop games at all, the switch has very little internal storage. but yeah 3rd party publishers refusing to use a cart big enough to hold the game when they can just put half the game on and make you download the rest is going to be a thing to watch out for, there's already a few games that do it.

inclined 2 say that any piece of storage media approaches perfection the less of l.a. noire is on it

DOOM is out on friday - loved it on ps4, can't resist having it handheld

really loving this console. i went on a few plane rides last week and it was so nice to have. got to say at first i was skeptical of the controllers but i freakin' LOVE them now. until now i have only used an old Playstation controller. feels so good to be free of that huge brick and have these tiny, light controllers that you can just dangle off the wrists when you are chilling.

on the minus side between Mario + Zelda downloads i am almost out of space. i guess my next game will be a physical cart....

if you want to go digital just get a 128gb microsd card and you can fit a bunch of games

consoles coming with not even 128gb of storage is pretty bogus when u think abt it

Just had a flashback to buying 1MB ps1 memory cards for $15

I am in a wal-mart...