The Nintendo Switch

I might start my own stupid farm to see if I can help the rest of the fam get un-stuck.

I did this but now I am consumed by the need to turn this dirt patch into an immensely profitable orchard and get married

4 days until the greatest game of all time is released

preordered btw and i basically never do that these days

I did this but now I am consumed by the need to turn this dirt patch into an immensely profitable orchard and get married

just about finished up playing Rayman Legends; it is Extremely Fun although I am not about to ruin myself picking up all the collectables and such. it's one of those rare games where the daily/weekly challenges and secondary modes actually did keep me coming back to it. loading times are somewhat of a butt but they're nowhere near as bad as Stardew.

I also picked up Steamworld Dig 2 on a whim and it's a LOT better than the first game so far - the world is much bigger, there's way more stuff to do & more guidance about how to do it, etc. apparently it's pretty short (~12 hours); I'm hoping that I can polish it off before my Switch becomes a dedicated Mario machine for the next few months.

I also picked up a pair of Joycon grip sleeves; they definitely make it easier to hold the Switch in portable mode for extended periods of time (and I can leave them on whenever I put the Switch in its case), but at the price of making the buttons feel almost flush. not the best outcome, but for seven bucks I'll deal with it until something better comes along.

yeah dig 2 is by far my favorite indie game I've played on switch so far. I'm almost at the end and haven't cracked 10 hours yet so yeah it's pretty short if you're not going hunting for all the secrets, but what's there is tuned to perfection. Every time you get a new objective on your map and it's 3 times as deep as you've been so far is a great moment, and the mobility upgrades are incredibly satisfying compared to most other metroidvanias

if there's any other great platforming/mobility focused metroidvania games besides steamworld dig 2 and Ori please let me know since I missed them and that's some of my favorite shit

you're going to love Hollow Knight from what I've seen

that's an instabuy as well

ooh yeah forgot that was coming to switch

thats closer to the metroid/castlevania spot on the combat-platforming spectrum though from what i've seen. will still play it but i think ori ruined those games for me to a degree since i realized that all i really want out of them is the platforming/exploring parts

Hollow Knight is a day 1 purchase for me

ditto for Owlboy and (if the port rumors are true) Darkest Dungeon

darkest dungeon kicked my ass

just like in xcom, once things got difficult i gave up

darkest dungeon is out on iOS now though. I bought it day 1, still too anxious about actually getting started

xcom is approximately 700% more like An Actual Videogame fyi

darkest dungeon is out on iOS now though.

Give me buttons or give me death

currently downloading Super Mario Odyssey, the perfect video game

I came home to pre-loaded mario which I cannot play yet

10/10

10/10 until proven guilty

i want a nintendo NX :(

anyone else sufficiently grumpy to be not anticipating mario?

i can't imagine not anticipating a new mario tbh, especially in the wake of nintendo's success of reinventing zelda for the switch

Review embargo lifted and Metacritic appears to have crashed

i see eurogamer rated it 'essential' but i'm trying to stay away from specifics - knowing that you get to see mario's nipples in this one is already too much of a spoiler for me

just gonna share one tidbit u get to fuck mario

wow the switch really is the best console of all time huh

it's a-me, mari-ohhhhhhhhhh

each "star" is actually a previously unreleased "jfk file"

anyone else sufficiently grumpy to be not anticipating mario?

affirmative

mario is the cure for grumpiness. you are too hungry to eat.

I've been reading a few reviews and this singlehandedly makes me want to get back into gaming

tombot why do u hate fun

i just said goodbye to $413.81. see you soon Mario!

prostrate yourself before the Super Mario

I've known in my heart for twenty years that Nintendo is the best, I'm glad they're having their apotheosis.

they're having a hell of a year after the doldrums of the Wii u era

lil preview

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DNE8RtBUQAEYxnG.jpg

hell yeah

👀 pic.twitter.com/kXDWlYo8f3

— chris person (dead) (@Papapishu) October 26, 2017

lmao the sound effects, perfect

a new era of videogames has arrived

it's becoming ever-clearer to me that super mario odyssey will be the most powerfully erotic mario game in history

mario is a millennial confirmed

mario is thicc and bi

Otm Nintendo is extremely horny now

this holiday season, your kid is going to make mario's ass bounce up and down on a frog tongue, in perpetuity, and there's nothing you can do to stop it

here cums dat boi

and there it is