Terraria: Sidescrolling Minecraft!

I am almost regretting putting this down for a year so I could get over what a PITA the crafting is and just get on with my life as a warrior-architect

Here's some shit that is likely to happen while you're trying to remodel your apartment building (thank goodness I replaced my pumpkin helmet with one made out of some kind of purple metal referred to as "demonite" - I am sure nothing bad will come of wearing this material on my head at all times):

• The moon will turn red, and the zombies will all of a sudden figure out how to open doors.
• A goblin army will approach from the west. They just take the doors right off the fucking hinges, because goblins have no respect.
• A huge fuckoff disembodied eyeball (which can apparently move through some kind of 3rd dimension, thus ignoring all barriers (including but not limited to doors)) will show up, have a bunch of flying eyeball babies at you, and then turn into a huge fuckoff bloodshot Pac-Man until you stab it to death.
• The goblins will come back again, because you know something about people who have no respect? They don't respect themselves, either.