The Nintendo Switch

gonna spend all day tomorrow throwing buckets of mayo at people

is it just me or is splatfest really underlining how wicked fucking incompetent people are at turf war

yeah the people who are good at shooting just fight over the center and don't help maintain the sides and the people who are bad at shooting tunnel on inking and die repeatedly to close range weapons. i am the latter i guess.

you need a good balance of the 2 to do well

i really love securing 75% of a map and losing because dudes called "ubergamer03" (or, well, fourteen-year-olds) keep suicidally going for kills over and over

mayo queen bizarro gazzara, checking in

spent a while on a team beside a player called 'mayonetta', who is now my hero

http://i.imgur.com/Ycew6hO.jpg

a great victory, fellow mayo comrades

SUCK IT KETCHUP

yesssssssss

Better go collect my sea snails!

wtf do i do with these 23 snails

Talk to Murch, he can add slots to gear or reroll gear abilities. Just ... don't ask what he uses them for.
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what a crock of shit, ketchup was robbed

SEE YOU IN HELL, MANNS

but for real i went from lv5-lv11 yesterday, hit ketchup queen, and feel like i figured out a lot about this game. really loved the level of detail in the lobby too (like the confetti strewn on the ground today!) - there's stray pro-ketchup graffiti all over some of the levels, it definitely feels like the day after some giant festival. such a cool game.

Lol team ketchup is so butthurt

http://kotaku.com/mayo-won-splatfest-but-some-splatoon-2-players-worry-t-1797572693

i mean they're not wrong at least about the majority of matches having been ketchup v ketchup

the ranked modes are a bloodbath compared to turf war, i just got 24 splats in a tower control match which is more than twice my highest from turf war

i gotta play splatoon? really? is it that good?

it's an exceptional online team shooter, but it's still a online team shooter so if you weren't into overwatch or tf2 or whatever then it might not be your jam

personally i can't imagine playing overwatch ever again now that i have this

i am allergic to online shooters in general but splatoon is wonderful, honestly

good piece on the appeal of splatoon, and the splatfest experience, here: http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2017-08-07-team-ketchup-loses-everyone-wins-in-splatoon-2s-first-proper-splatfest

Since before E3 I've had a basically insatiable craving for "news" about Switch releases, it's terrible.

I never knew I needed anything in my life as much as the paint roller in Splatoon

xpost, a bit: I think what makes Splatoon so special is how perfectly the game's structure coaxes teammates to to cooperate, play the objectives, not be glory hogs, etc? Like, spreading ink is the objective (as far as I can tell, K/Ds have literally no effect on your XP, points or end of match ranking) but also a vital support activity for your teammates, the jump-to-teammate feature and relative deadliness of the weapons encourages people to work in groups (especially since concentrating on a firefight means losing paint coverage and a potentially disastrous amount of mobility due to enemy ink)...every design decision is just so fucking smart

Except maybe whatever it is that's letting some people throw out a series of curler bombs at once; that is some real OP horseshit

And the occasional XP-farming AFK player; I'd love some more transparency on Splatoon's warning/ban system so I can be assured these assholes pay some kind of consequence for ruining their team's game.

yeah, it's the perfect nintendo-isation of online shooters, really - all the rough edges have been shaved off and what remains is polished to a super-high sheen

the interaction of all the various systems is just exquisitely balanced. it's a masterclass in good design decisions

I never knew I needed anything in my life as much as the paint roller in Splatoon

octobrush ftw imo - most effective weapon at close range, good spread of paint, and holding down the fire button lets you skate through enemy ink and out of trouble when you need to

the curler bomb swarm is the special weapon of the aerospray which is already pretty OP in turf war, being the fastest painting weapon. it's pretty useless in the other modes though since it has low range and damage.

i'm finding the ranked modes to be a lot more fun than turf war, a lot of the weapons that seemed useless actually have a place there.

plus the long maps like moray towers and port mackerel were just a chore to paint in turf war whereas they're more interesting for Rainmaker

and yeah the octobrush is probably the 2nd most powerful weapon, after the tri-slosher which is just beyond ridiculous and will hopefully be nerfed

huh, i was NEVER a team shooter fan (well i mean i was into team quake but that dates me badly) but y'all are doing a good job convincing me this is worth trying... maybe i need to resubscribe to a game rental service.

at the very least it's worth trying - seriously, it's the most fun i've had with a game for a long, long time and i usually hate multiplayer games with a burning passion

okay, back to gamefly i go
though i think maybe arms first.

i'm finding the ranked modes to be a lot more fun than turf war, a lot of the weapons that seemed useless actually have a place there.

the only reason i've been staying out of the ranked is because i've been loving the octobrush so much and it doesn't seem as viable in some of the non-turf-war modes (? not entirely sure). gotta get back into rapid blaster! i was doing really well with it when everyone i was being matched against was sub level 15

octobrush is good in ranked

especially in rainmaker you can make paths to the goal really easily and basically play offensive line as if it was football

Ha yeah that possibility had just occurred to me! i haven't played rainmaker yet, definitely want to get into it. i think i was scared off by the couple times i tried tower control and splat zones, it never seemed like i was able to get close enough to the action to make a difference. the problem was certainly more me than the brush, though

rainmaker is definitely the most unique and clever of the 3 ranked modes, it's basically football but the splatoon mechanics make football really interesting since the speed from swimming becomes super relevant which means controlling the turf becomes really important

i'm having great success with the sploosh-o-matic, just reeled off a big turf war winning streak and hit 10.0 freshness - it feels like a nice compromise between being able to ink a lot of territory and actually do hand-to-hand damage, plus it has a really useful sub/special

added folks from this thread just now, in case anybody's wondering who daniel the owl is

make that 15.5 SUPERfreshness :D

i'm SW-6114-4876-3898 btw, will be dipping my toes into ranked the next couple of nights

I'm SW-4321-2378-1718. Still just level 6, though.

I just bought Splatoon 2, I'm very confused. Added everyone here, my friend code is SW-2873-6273-7411

I caved and got one of these. Had to get it in a bundle, so I chose Zelda. Splatoon maybe in the future, though

really enjoying the blasters at the moment, both regular and rapid. the rapid blaster loadout is amazing for splat zones

I caved and got one of these. Had to get it in a bundle, so I chose Zelda. Splatoon maybe in the future, though

https://media.giphy.com/media/fY4AWE5NkNRhS/giphy.gif

lol

i'm still impatiently waiting for mine to ship