The Nintendo Switch

you'll be no-casing ur iphone at that rate

I have never put a case on any iPhone of mine.

Aren't people going to put screen protectors on their Switches anyway?

Some semi-spoilers depending on what you consider spoilers -

zelda is crazy, tons of fun, a top wiiu title for sure. the graphics seem a little grainy at times if that's something that bothers you, but the art style is pretty solid, and the vibe is reminiscent of shadow of the collosus imo, in the sense of isolation in a foreign world. the story is pretty compelling so far. the real star is the mechanics. you can climb basically anything, surf on your shield, and glide eventually. probably other stuff too. i really dig cooking, you need to do it for health but also for buffs some of which are required to advance in certain areas. right now everything is still expanding in all directions but at least as of a few hours in it is really great. there are also abilities that create interesting utility in certain situations and i think at some point robots might be a thing but i can't confirm yet

make another thread immediately please

yeh i got a Shadow of Collosus vibe too, with the isolation and the grip meter. the little details are fun too - was climbing at night and came across a camp of baddies at the top. They were asleep around the fire, but I walked too loudly which woke them up. They got up and ran to the back of the camp - haha they are scared of me I thought, so I chased after them. Then I realised too late that they'd stored all their weapons at the back and had gone to retrieve them. They turned quickly with weapons raised and suddenly it was 4 on 1. I died.

theres already a breath of the wild thread iirc

this is kinda boring, it's too easy to die and I can't tell where I am supposed to be going. also getting real real sick of falling off the tower and dying.

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

damn this is sold out everywhere. i went online to almost buy this on a whim (i've heard Zelda is low-res but i use a projector) and it is sold out everywhere. i tried all the stores in my state and there is nothing in stock. then i went to amazon and found a console and Zelda for $350. by the time i got to the shipping page, it was gone, someone else had already bought it.

that was me.
*plays awesome zelda game*

jk, i wish nintendo was just a software company. i would love to play zelda so much right now.

I hope there's a good CastleVania in the works for Adam

my favorite jackson browne lyric

yeah anywhere you could possibly buy it or reserve it online is sold out. supposedly the big box stores like target and best buy that do in-store purchase only have some but there's no way to know for sure without making the trip.

So it's not as big a flop as we feared?

Oh, I hope my brother buys this soon so I can try it :)

lol Sufjan. Bloodstained looks like it will be cool. and i can't believe they are actually a Castlevania cartoon. i think it involves people from Adventure Time so that's pretty promising.

i wonder if any ILXors will experience the technical issues getting reported like the controllers losing sync etc. wouldn't surprise me if that was just the internet blowing up edge cases out of proportion as usual.

I would love to play a castlevania revamp on this thing

or another top down zelda

breath of the wild was prototyped in 2d

watching twitch streams and i super want to play this btw

cant find any info about when the next restock is gonna be

seen it available online in forced bundles throughout the weekend, just keep shooting for it

I watched a bit of a 1-2-Switch stream last night. It looks like you'd need to be drinking for it to be fun.

Just realised that the ghosts in Mario are a lot like most cows, they only come towards you when you turn your back on them.

Glancing at the Zelda thread, peering at the glimpses of the retro-2D Square RPG, and skimming a stupid clickbait Gamespot article about the system's exclusives has me bizarrely tempted to buy a new console and games for it for the first time since um... begging my parents for a Genesis. (Not counting picking up a PS in 2000 or abusing my roommate's XBox 360 or whatever.) I mean: Arms is an arena fighting game where up to two players play duke it out as combatants with extendable arms. Shut up and take my money!

I want one of these so bad it's exacerbating my anxiety

same

it really sells itself, it's a wonderfully slick piece of hardware. seeing it in person was just a !!!! moment where i went from 'will probably get this' to 'need one immediately hellp'. it didn't fully register that this zelda game is on a HANDHELD until i saw it.

I'm going to be cynical AF and continue to spend my beer money as labeled until there's a day 60 patch and there's a Terraria port with non-local multiplayer. I think. I can't believe I'm saying any of that.

Terraria port is already confirmed for this year (dont know about co-op though). Minecraft too which should really expand the reach to a lot of people given Vitas are so hard to find.

Been playing local co-op bouts of King Of Fighters 98 and Metal Slug 3 in the office this week with the joycons - so much quick pick up and play fun. great little machine.

im still holding out for another good title before i go in on this. feeling burned by wiiu tbh and want to see further evidence that this isn't that

i would be all in on switch versions of xenoblade, splatoon, mario maker, the newest DK and Smash bros... presuming those are on the way plus nu-zelda/nu-mario is probably gonna sell me this system once it is available/money woes are properly put in order/hardware and software are in v2.1

splatoon 2 and xenoblade 2 are already announced for this year

and nu-mario is supposed to be the big holiday release obv

splatoon 2 and xenoblade 2 are already announced for this year

― ciderpress

xenoblade 2 is projected for 2017 just in japan, right? and that's not a firm release date and could very easily be delayed. if/when xenoblade 2 hits in r1 we will be getting a switch... not sure if the mario alone will be enough to push us over the edge.

i'm just ready to play the first one tbh

by "the first one" do you mean x? the first one was on the wii and ported to the "new 3ds". x was the wii u one.

right, right: xenoblade 1 was wii (which was impossible to get even when i had a wii attached to my television) right?
i'm finally a generation behind.

yeah, the original xenoblade chronicles was massively underprinted in r1, and was only released in the first place as a result of "operation rainfall"; the apparent belief was that nobody was interested in jrpgs in the west. if you didn't pre-order it, you probably didn't get to buy it.

u kno what game was awesome? xenogears.

for real

plot summary takes 1,285 words on wikipedia

we need a xenogears thread
to torture ZS with (Dragon Quest VIII)

the pain

but yes, xenogears is so good

xenogears was approximately as good as xenosaga wasn't

"xenogears did what xentendidn't"

I had the same issue with Xenogears! I couldn't get past a boss, but given where I was saved I also couldn't backtrack to level up.

oh hey I found the thread I made ELEVEN YEARS AGO

Xenogears, bitches

i have flagged the thread for rude title

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