yeah i remember in the early 90s my parents cutting out a Foxtrot comic where they ask him to get a job or something and he says he's going to be a professional video game player and that's the joke.
the future is a joke.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 14:43 (nine years ago)
om
― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 15:11 (nine years ago)
isn't there a Far Side cartoon on a similar theme too?
― Is that my hand, manatee? (stevie), Friday, 28 October 2016 15:22 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/kNFTui7.jpg
― Nhex, Friday, 28 October 2016 19:11 (nine years ago)
ABC is great, not sure where the lolz are there.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 28 October 2016 19:13 (nine years ago)
relevant to topic discussion about becoming yuk yuk a professional video gamer
― Nhex, Friday, 28 October 2016 19:43 (nine years ago)
that grab that auto 5 video really is brilliant
― NI, Saturday, 29 October 2016 14:20 (nine years ago)
Now this is worthwhile ad copy that actually activates my interests:
http://store.steampowered.com/app/516750/
MY SUMMER CAR is the ultimate car owning, building, fixing, tuning, maintenance AND permadeath life survival simulator. You start the game with hundreds of loose parts and assemble both car and engine. Not only you need to maintain your car, but yourself as well. Sausages, beer and sleeping will do just fine.
If everything goes well, you have a working car which you can use for various 1990's Finnish countryside summer activities. Basically doing stupid things under influence of alcohol.
http://cdn.edgecast.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/516750/ss_054fac5b897614bc39a30262c627d271b076e934.1920x1080.jpg?t=1477383275
http://cdn.edgecast.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/516750/ss_72d540da120536d7344504bf8db455e8a1129623.1920x1080.jpg?t=1477383275
― (rocketcat) ππ± ππ (kingfish), Saturday, 5 November 2016 05:22 (nine years ago)
wow until I clicked on the link I thought this was too good to be true! Getting this.
― "Stop researching my life" (Ste), Saturday, 5 November 2016 14:32 (nine years ago)
lol content warning? really?
― Nhex, Saturday, 5 November 2016 16:34 (nine years ago)
There was the finger
― "Stop researching my life" (Ste), Sunday, 6 November 2016 01:50 (nine years ago)
I may have misunderstood everything
― "Stop researching my life" (Ste), Sunday, 6 November 2016 01:52 (nine years ago)
"Again with the finger!"
― (rocketcat) ππ± ππ (kingfish), Sunday, 6 November 2016 08:08 (nine years ago)
https://twitter.com/Swizzasaur/status/797941221016670208
― ||||||||, Tuesday, 15 November 2016 21:34 (nine years ago)
^I found a vagina in Watch Dogs 2 and Sony suspended me
http://i.imgur.com/hWJd2qg.gif
― just another (diamonddave85), Saturday, 19 November 2016 20:13 (nine years ago)
feel like this kinda thing has been happening with a lot of these rushed remasters
― Nhex, Saturday, 19 November 2016 22:24 (nine years ago)
lol amazing
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 20 November 2016 17:19 (nine years ago)
http://67.media.tumblr.com/7587ea173079555cd8fa4be118654bf0/tumblr_ogm7hqaAlT1vrc2qto1_1280.jpg
― trump le monde (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 21:26 (nine years ago)
who's the guy in blackface?!
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 21:56 (nine years ago)
TOASTY
― Nhex, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 22:26 (nine years ago)
Thought that was Robert Redford in the bottom row for a sec
― Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 22:35 (nine years ago)
that is the most flattering thing that anyone has ever said regarding steve bannon's appearance
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 22:40 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/xFxonWN.jpg
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 2 December 2016 18:17 (nine years ago)
hope there's a full transcript somewhere http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2016/02/kojima-del-toro-vow-to-work-together-again-after-silent-hills-debacle/
― Nhex, Friday, 2 December 2016 23:09 (nine years ago)
https://twitter.com/desubluz/status/807161912714817536
― ιΎ, Monday, 12 December 2016 20:51 (nine years ago)
http://kotaku.com/two-years-later-the-sims-4-sex-mods-have-gotten-intens-1786457021
― ||||||||, Tuesday, 13 December 2016 21:34 (nine years ago)
poll:
SettingsAbility to change sex interaction progression: category progression (random animations), stage progression, disabledAbility to disable gender restrictions and use any animation for any genderAbility to enable βAlways Acceptβ setting which makes every sim accept every sex propositionAbility to enable/disable selected animationsAbility to change sex initiation and make sims instantly teleport to the sex location (requires Always Accept setting to be enabled)Ability to disable taking off shoes when in sex interactionAbility to enable auto full outfit undressing when in sex interactionAbility to disable undressing when in sex interactionCustomization of sex positions: (for animators)Modify sex position duration and gendersSpecify locations of sex position (any objects/category of objects/floor)Specify locations that are excluded from the sex position if category of objects includes itSet which cloting should be removed for sex positionSet to force undressing of shoesCreate stages of sex positions to play them one by oneDefine preferred gender of an actor if actor can be both gendersApply custom height and facing angle offset to location of sex position
Ability to change sex interaction progression: category progression (random animations), stage progression, disabled
Ability to disable gender restrictions and use any animation for any gender
Ability to enable βAlways Acceptβ setting which makes every sim accept every sex proposition
Ability to enable/disable selected animations
Ability to change sex initiation and make sims instantly teleport to the sex location (requires Always Accept setting to be enabled)
Ability to disable taking off shoes when in sex interaction
Ability to enable auto full outfit undressing when in sex interaction
Ability to disable undressing when in sex interaction
Customization of sex positions: (for animators)
Modify sex position duration and genders
Specify locations of sex position (any objects/category of objects/floor)
Specify locations that are excluded from the sex position if category of objects includes it
Set which cloting should be removed for sex position
Set to force undressing of shoes
Create stages of sex positions to play them one by one
Define preferred gender of an actor if actor can be both genders
Apply custom height and facing angle offset to location of sex position
― ¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 22:00 (nine years ago)
the NSFW screenshots are soooo lol, especially that one pointed out in the comments w/the super casual workplace bj
― Nhex, Thursday, 15 December 2016 06:01 (nine years ago)
FINALLY
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 December 2016 06:40 (nine years ago)
For a second I thought we were on the 'stuff you can't do' thread.
― emil.y, Thursday, 15 December 2016 10:04 (nine years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYCkvUDj4LI
― Ste, Sunday, 18 December 2016 02:03 (nine years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW_wLhYErR8&feature=youtu.be&t=4m24s
― qualx, Sunday, 18 December 2016 02:14 (nine years ago)
ok nvm ilx dammit nvm
― qualx, Sunday, 18 December 2016 02:15 (nine years ago)
lol
― Nhex, Sunday, 18 December 2016 07:39 (nine years ago)
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s4fhphgtrwgzp9lr9q29.jpg
― am0n, Sunday, 18 December 2016 23:33 (nine years ago)
finally
― just another (diamonddave85), Monday, 19 December 2016 16:28 (nine years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSDFTx0M1pY&feature=youtu.be
― Evan, Thursday, 22 December 2016 16:57 (nine years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSDFTx0M1pY
― Evan, Thursday, 22 December 2016 16:58 (nine years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt2oXA3NNaM&feature=youtu.be&t=87
― ciderpress, Thursday, 29 December 2016 02:50 (nine years ago)
https://youtu.be/Bt2oXA3NNaM?t=1m27s
― ciderpress, Thursday, 29 December 2016 02:52 (nine years ago)
Ghost81 5 days agoAAAAGHHH!AUGHHHH!AAAAAGH!!AUGHHH!!!!!ο»Ώ
― am0n, Thursday, 29 December 2016 16:08 (nine years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLvgx44T-k4
― Karl Malone, Monday, 2 January 2017 23:48 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/pR6vrx9.png
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 01:36 (nine years ago)
... is that a Clickhole oral history of Kingdom Hearts?
― mega pegasus for reindeer (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 04:55 (nine years ago)
there is an actual oral history of FFVII making the rounds, that's a shop of it
― qualx, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 05:00 (nine years ago)
hahaha
― Nhex, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 18:36 (nine years ago)
https://mobile.twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/819769499641446402
― THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Friday, 13 January 2017 20:07 (nine years ago)
http://gifyu.com/images/lol482c5.gif
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 13 January 2017 20:23 (nine years ago)
https://twitter.com/LennyReviews/status/821224344089149440
― jamiesummerz, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 16:47 (nine years ago)