The Best Free Online (in-browser or downloadable) Games

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good so far, and easy and straightforward enough for me to not get bored

Nhex, Saturday, 2 July 2016 23:01 (nine years ago)

yeah, "shallow but broad" feels right from what i've played

taking straight talking honest politics a little too literally (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 July 2016 23:12 (nine years ago)

i did everything except land in the Orphanage. hint?

Nhex, Sunday, 3 July 2016 02:44 (nine years ago)

haven't done that bit!

taking straight talking honest politics a little too literally (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 July 2016 08:20 (nine years ago)

eventually figured it out, mission complete. had to go to every single planet and talk to everyone again to find the reference I missed, which wasn't too bad all in all.
i really appreciate when IF isn't insanely obscure/hard. good stuff

Nhex, Sunday, 3 July 2016 09:21 (nine years ago)

found it thru this article

https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2016/06/15/if-only-text-adventures-for-people-who-hate-guessing-the-verb/

which might well be up your street then

taking straight talking honest politics a little too literally (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 July 2016 09:31 (nine years ago)

haha definitely!

Nhex, Sunday, 3 July 2016 09:42 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://c.eev.ee/dont-eat-cactus/play.html

Pleeesiosaur (Leee), Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:32 (nine years ago)

I ate the cactus. Oops.

emil.y, Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:34 (nine years ago)

so dumb lol

Nhex, Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:42 (nine years ago)

i learned a valuable kitten lesson

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:44 (nine years ago)

too irresistable not to type "eat cactus"

Guangchang, thank you man (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 July 2016 06:55 (nine years ago)

it wouldn't let me pee on the cactus, knock it over or hiss at it, so I just had to eat it instead

had to

a passing spacecadet, Friday, 22 July 2016 09:50 (nine years ago)

Glad to know I wasn't the only one who tried peeing on the cactus.

emil.y, Friday, 22 July 2016 12:06 (nine years ago)

i won the game

a simba man (Will M.), Friday, 22 July 2016 14:34 (nine years ago)

(i tried a few things and then eventually closed the window before eating it)

a simba man (Will M.), Friday, 22 July 2016 14:34 (nine years ago)

both ate and learned

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 22 July 2016 14:41 (nine years ago)

i won on the first command. the equivalent command loses the game in "don't shit your pants".

remove butt (abanana), Friday, 22 July 2016 15:52 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://jhollands.co.uk/spaceplan/

mick signals, Thursday, 11 August 2016 01:42 (nine years ago)

sounds and animation, HOW DARE THEY

Nhex, Thursday, 11 August 2016 02:14 (nine years ago)

I hate you for this

El Tomboto, Thursday, 11 August 2016 03:21 (nine years ago)

Damnit. Sucked in again...

schwantz, Thursday, 11 August 2016 06:30 (nine years ago)

I opened it up, clicked a few times, felt my pupils begin to dilate and then x'd out of the tab so hard I almost jammed my finger. Not today.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 11 August 2016 12:26 (nine years ago)

If it helps, its very short.

glumdalclitch, Thursday, 11 August 2016 12:27 (nine years ago)

Aw, doesn't stay on when you close the window. Disappoint.

Nhex, Thursday, 11 August 2016 12:41 (nine years ago)

xp good to know actually

Nhex, Thursday, 11 August 2016 12:41 (nine years ago)

stayed ~4 minutes late at work just to play this before succeeding in closing tab

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Thursday, 11 August 2016 12:56 (nine years ago)

Thanks to this I learned about http://www.kingedward.co.uk/king_edward_potato_baker
Which to be quite honest is kind of amazing and whomever wrote the copy for their website should get a hug.

El Tomboto, Thursday, 11 August 2016 13:18 (nine years ago)

Spaceplan is cute! And it's staying on for me when I change tabs at least.

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 11 August 2016 16:26 (nine years ago)

I mean this whole genre is basically dumb and none will ever catch me like that initial rush of Candy Box a few years (!) back, but I liked this one's "voice" if you will.

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 11 August 2016 16:27 (nine years ago)

ten months pass...

Does anyone know of a Tablet version of a game similar to Captain Forever?

PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Sunday, 18 June 2017 16:01 (eight years ago)

seven months pass...

http://monsterbreeder.com/

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 8 February 2018 20:18 (eight years ago)

hilarious! and i feel guilty for sinking time into it

Nhex, Thursday, 8 February 2018 23:24 (eight years ago)

That's my day wiped out

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 9 February 2018 00:18 (eight years ago)

sorry for being a vector

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 9 February 2018 00:23 (eight years ago)

ok. i have created a dog treat monster and two others. 0.3% of breeds discovered.

i am closing the tab. i am not going to visit ever again. this stops here.

Karl Malone, Friday, 9 February 2018 00:37 (eight years ago)

I just had Jason Voorhees and a skeleton mating, and it became... Jason Bonehees. This obviously is the best game ever.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 9 February 2018 00:38 (eight years ago)

i should at least buy some aquatic gear so i can capture that shark really quick

Karl Malone, Friday, 9 February 2018 00:42 (eight years ago)

I got to 1.8% on the breeds, definitely need to stop

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 9 February 2018 00:43 (eight years ago)

*a distant cry of "fooooooorks!!! foooooooooooooorks!" echoes down a corridor beyond sight*

Karl Malone, Friday, 9 February 2018 00:43 (eight years ago)

you have made a James Malone!
it's super effective

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 9 February 2018 00:44 (eight years ago)

i don't think it'll suck you up for too long. i played for a bit but after i unlocked the permit and whatever i mean how many combinations of monsters do you really feel like you need to find. esp once you've found them all and searched all the locations. but if there is a /true/ late game plz inform.

Mordy, Friday, 9 February 2018 00:46 (eight years ago)

11.2%. Someone beat that so I can feel less bad

Nhex, Friday, 9 February 2018 00:46 (eight years ago)

7.8% sorry

Mordy, Friday, 9 February 2018 00:50 (eight years ago)

if you breed without a license do the cops go after you?

adam the (abanana), Friday, 9 February 2018 01:09 (eight years ago)

you can get busted by one of your customers but i think if you ask each of them if they're a cop you can avoid that.

Mordy, Friday, 9 February 2018 01:18 (eight years ago)

i got busted. lost all my monsters which was good cuz i quit

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 9 February 2018 02:02 (eight years ago)

Made it to 9.8% but I have the biggest truck and have seem to have explored everywhere so not sure I need to go on. But it swallowed up my workday very effectively.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 9 February 2018 05:39 (eight years ago)

Of course, XENOMORPH + JASON VOORHEES = JASON X.

Nhex, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 02:41 (eight years ago)

I bred Freddy Kreuger with one I can't remember and got Chad Kroeger.
Blob + Zombie gives Blob Zombie.

adam the (abanana), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 08:51 (eight years ago)


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