iPhone games (also Ipod Tooch/iPad games too)

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i just tabbed out of the game because i just killed a dragon with Vesuvius Bob and im terrified im now going to fail

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Sunday, 26 June 2016 05:31 (nine years ago)

Pokemon go. Fix your servers!

Jeff, Friday, 8 July 2016 01:07 (nine years ago)

also fix your egg incubators, it says i only walked 0.8km when i CLEARLY took that cab more than 5km!

a simba man (Will M.), Friday, 8 July 2016 15:09 (nine years ago)

it figures out that driving isn't walking

R.I.P. Haram-bae, the good posts goy (s.clover), Monday, 11 July 2016 01:01 (nine years ago)

WUT WUT
https://twitter.com/doublefine/status/752593999400017923

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 15:35 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

Reigns is pretty fun. Not terribly deep, but engaging.

Jeff, Friday, 12 August 2016 00:43 (nine years ago)

I disagree. Unless one of the remaining events or cards is actually interesting, this is a sitting simulator. Even with (or especially with?) the orange mushroom I'm hard pressed to determine if there's really any element of genuine skill or if this is basically an RNG fest. the "Editor's Choice" folks at the App Store must really love talking to repetitive NPCs. If I'm going to drop three dollars on a slot machine game, can I die and come back so I can spend it on Tower of Fortune 3 instead?

El Tomboto, Sunday, 14 August 2016 21:48 (nine years ago)

I lost interest pretty quickly.

Jeff, Sunday, 14 August 2016 22:21 (nine years ago)

Still, no regrets.

Jeff, Sunday, 14 August 2016 22:40 (nine years ago)

Well now I'm determined to get to 100% on the stupid thing just so I can say I seen it all and it all sucked

Also I opened up Pixel People again for the first time in probably a year or more and oh no, it's all still there

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 22:00 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

Teeny Titans was on sale for $0.99, so I picked it up. Solid Pokemon clone/satire game on the mini-fig industry. Same dev who did Attack the Light, and just like in that game, I appreciated the staggering amount of fan service and show referencing.

Nhex, Monday, 5 September 2016 05:48 (nine years ago)

Picked up imbroglio based on chatter above. Looks fun.

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 5 September 2016 08:11 (nine years ago)

trying "the quest". it's big and complex.

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 5 September 2016 16:10 (nine years ago)

Imbroglio is awesome. Thank you!

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 6 September 2016 20:35 (nine years ago)

Still can't bat 64 tho

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 08:39 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

Anyone try out Ember yet? Looks like some old-school Baldur's Gate-style action!

schwantz, Sunday, 25 September 2016 19:56 (nine years ago)

iOS, Windows, no Mac boooooooo

Nhex, Sunday, 25 September 2016 21:26 (nine years ago)

One More Bounce is pretty fun so far...

schwantz, Sunday, 25 September 2016 21:41 (nine years ago)

two months pass...

SUPER MARIO fn RUN, y'all!!!!!

Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 19 December 2016 21:53 (nine years ago)

I'm enjoying it. Can't believe all of the 1-star reviews from cheapskates who aren't willing to spend 10 bucks on a genuine Mario game. Stuck on level 5-3, though. I've managed to black star the whole first world, but haven't tried rally mode yet. You?

DJI, Monday, 19 December 2016 21:56 (nine years ago)

remember how 1990s gamepro used to break down the ratings by graphics, sound, control, and the elusive fun factor? i feel like the modern day version of that also includes the Poop rating for iphone games

and i give it a poop rating of 4.0 (out of 5.0). the length of each level is perfect, it's definitely engaging, but it requires so much concentration that you're not really going to be able to poop until the 10-15 second gap between levels, unless you're one of those people that can rub their stomach counter-clockwise and tap their head clockwise while chewing gum and doing a kickflip.

everything else gets a 5.0, it's great. rally mode is great because it rewards you for playing with style which is very much part of the super mario experience imo. yeah, most people can get through the old school games eventually, but the true super mario pros are the ones that effortlessly glide through levels floating through the air from koopa shell to bullet bill to goomba. it's great how Super Mario Run has created an incentive to play like that.

Karl Malone, Monday, 19 December 2016 22:05 (nine years ago)

i am not enjoying the ghosthouse levels, though. :-/
is there any way to figure out which doors are the correct ones other than trial and error?

Karl Malone, Monday, 19 December 2016 22:08 (nine years ago)

Ho do you kill the ghosts (I mean "boos")? I've only been able to do it by accident...

DJI, Monday, 19 December 2016 22:20 (nine years ago)

Backflip over them I think?

Jeff, Monday, 19 December 2016 22:41 (nine years ago)

Seems to work! Thank you.

DJI, Monday, 19 December 2016 23:24 (nine years ago)

I have all 120 pink coins, all 120 purple coins, and 115/120 black coins, plus like 3200 toads :-/ I play this too much

Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 18:19 (nine years ago)

Dag. Working my way through purples now. It's just a very satisfying experience when you hit a perfect run.

Jeff, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 18:39 (nine years ago)

pro-tip -- unlock Yoshi and getting the coins will be SO much easier (maybe other characters too but I haven't like Toad and I haven't used any of the others, really)

Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 19:12 (nine years ago)

How do I switch characters?

Jeff, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 19:15 (nine years ago)

well to unlock Yoshi you need 30 ea red and yellow toads, and then you need to buy the Yoshi house, and then there's an option to change characters in the lower right corner of the level select screen

Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 19:18 (nine years ago)

i bought it and suck at it. heres to not spiking my iphone in the new year

am0n, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 20:25 (nine years ago)

is a landscape mode 2 much 2 ask

am0n, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 20:27 (nine years ago)

Be my friend 0117-2589-6041

Jeff, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 21:44 (nine years ago)

and i give it a poop rating of 4.0 (out of 5.0). the length of each level is perfect, it's definitely engaging, but it requires so much concentration that you're not really going to be able to poop until the 10-15 second gap between levels, unless you're one of those people that can rub their stomach counter-clockwise and tap their head clockwise while chewing gum and doing a kickflip.

O_O

Mordy, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 21:53 (nine years ago)

you know it's true

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 22:40 (nine years ago)

I played it on iPad, it looked great. Not sure how that would translate to a little mobile phone. And yeah, it's awesome - $9.99 isn't unreasonable at all, but I do think it's kinda lame how it just springs it on you with no advance warning, it's presented as "free but you have to pay to unlock some stuff", not "the whole game". Oh well, whatever. Anyone know how you kill the plant dudes that come out of the pipes?

frogbs, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 23:00 (nine years ago)

stars, baby, stars

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 23:06 (nine years ago)

I now have all 120 pink, purple, and black coins, about 78,000 coins in the bank, and almost 4000 toads. I'm bored.

Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 December 2016 03:56 (nine years ago)

That was fast.

DJI, Thursday, 22 December 2016 05:16 (nine years ago)

I'm terrible at toad rally.

Jeff, Thursday, 22 December 2016 10:27 (nine years ago)

You have to do as many special moves and get as many coins as possible. Basically, the amount of coins you get largely determines whether you win or lose, and the amount of special moves you do (combined w/ special moves yr opponent does) determines how many toads you'll get for winning:

http://www.polygon.com/super-mario-run/2016/12/18/13971718/toad-rally-get-tickets-tips-tricks

Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 December 2016 14:59 (nine years ago)

what are the "special moves" - like comboing off goomba's heads? with only one "button" there isn't a whole lot you can do but I do feel like I'm missing a few things

frogbs, Thursday, 22 December 2016 15:03 (nine years ago)

http://www.polygon.com/super-mario-run/2016/12/18/13971718/toad-rally-get-tickets-tips-tricks

Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 December 2016 15:13 (nine years ago)

this is more in-depth:

http://www.polygon.com/super-mario-run/2016/12/18/13983382/stylish-moves-guide-toad-rally

Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 December 2016 15:14 (nine years ago)

My problem is I get distracted by ghost me.

Jeff, Thursday, 22 December 2016 15:15 (nine years ago)

yes that is v distracting and annoying esp when yr neck and neck.

Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 December 2016 16:06 (nine years ago)

Reigns and Alto's Adventure both $1 right now. Worth my "valuable" time?
Still haven't splurged on Mario Run yet. Skeptical.

Nhex, Friday, 23 December 2016 23:09 (nine years ago)

alto's is great.

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Saturday, 24 December 2016 03:41 (nine years ago)

Reigns sucks

a Warren Beatty film about Earth (El Tomboto), Saturday, 24 December 2016 04:18 (nine years ago)

alto is a generic runner that looks pretty. i got bored after an hour.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Saturday, 24 December 2016 04:21 (nine years ago)


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