Grand Theft Auto IV -- It might feature crime and prostitutes.

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would be good if you could take pics on your handi and upload them to the social club... so many times I've seen a dude and thought woah he looks funny

I had sex, but I don't think she was into it

czn, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 14:22 (eighteen years ago)

loll

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 14:29 (eighteen years ago)

also I cannot understand a single word little jacob says

czn, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

he's pretty cool though

Ste, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

(in a character creation sense, not in a 'oh you are really cool' way)

Ste, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

brian is hilarious!!

czn, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

i really didnt find him that hard to understand!

s1ocki, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

omg i ws totally sceptical bt the multiplayer is so much fun!!!

czn, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

Yes - it was finally working this morning. Being able to do free roam was cool - just to see more of the city - times square looks amazing. I only had time for two deathmatches and while it didn't seem very competitive, it was crazy fun. In the first game I happened to spawn right near a rocket launcher - which was quite the advantage - loved seeing a guy driving a car to run me over then launching a rocket at him and turning his car into a giant fireball

Jeff LeVine, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

FUCK YOU, SOME GUY ON E-BAY

That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

And now word has it on Ars Technica of reports of UPS guys stealing the game out of shipments.

oh god, don't tell me that! game's still in transit.

circa1916, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

I really enjoyed the first taxi and train rides - the game really looks best when you can just sit back like that and watch.

Also the only station I've been listening to is The Journey

Jeff LeVine, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

hey this game is pretty good

adam, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

sold out in central london, heavy sigh...

stevie, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

For a large number of people, I'm betting that Bush Tax Refund Checks = New Console + GTA IV

I know at least three that have done this within the last two days.

B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 30 April 2008 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

mailman just came by, no package today. DAMN

Euler, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

Didn't Bush originally run for office promising "a murder simulator for every home"?

antexit, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

Didn't Bush originally run for office promising "a murder simulator for every home"?

There's...SO...many just horrible jokes that could be made here.

B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 30 April 2008 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

Ok, I give up, can someone point me towards an armour spawn?

Oh, and do you get extra wanted stars now simply because a cop sees you? I managed to get 3 after punching a bloke once and being chased for it for a few blocks. I quite like the way you have to escape from them in this game though.

limón, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

Are you sure you didn't run over a cop on the way from punching the guy? I haven't ever gotten over two stars without killing a cop. And yeah the escaping from the cops is way better

antexit, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe, I don't know where the third one came from though.

limón, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

Early spoilers ok now???

Failed the early mission where you chase a guy up to the top of a construction site because I didn't notice he was hanging off the edge, which I managed to run right past, falling to my death.

Jeff LeVine, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

SPOILERS

I think early spoilers are OK now...

czn, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

Not for some :( I'll stop reading from now on.

jim, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

I didn't actually read that spoiler though, so thanks for the heads up.

jim, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

2 separate threads? : /

did you get a copy, jim? I had a real nightmare trying to find one

czn, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

i like how much more visceral the gunplay is in this one though it kind of cuts down on the pleasure taken from murder sprees.

adam, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

i really appreciate that it draws a best route for you to take on the mini map, so you don't have to keep switching up to the big map & thinkin' about if you have to go left or right & getting lost. It's a big help. I do however wish the mini-map was a little bigger. I guess they didn't want to take up a lot of screen real-estate, but that thing is too small

Jeff LeVine, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

did you get a copy, jim? I had a real nightmare trying to find one

-- czn

Ended up not being able to go out looking at lunchtime and had a doctor's appointment straight after work. Working 'til 6 tomorrow as well. Might check on my lunch hour but doubt anyone will have either a) Still stock left from yesterday or b) will have had a restock of it since selling out yesterday.

The long national nightmare continues.

jim, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

Actually might just get my friend to do a certain not quite legal thing to my Xbox so I can play it tomorrow.

jim, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

love:
- the in-car SatNav/GPS on some of the fancier cars
- toll bridges!

czn, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

Aah, I think you get extra stars if you don't outrun the cops quickly enough.

limón, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

i also really like the cover system. like everything else in gta games, it is not perfect but running from car to car, spraying bullets at the police, trying to make it to the alleyways to effect your escape... nice.

adam, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

satnav does offer some crazy routes sometimes (but perhaps r* didn't fancy spending a lot of time coding a cutting-edge system).

I think I'm getting way more lols out of the multiplayer right now. Cops n crooks is still the best but the races are pretty fun. And try and do a deathmatch in the airport... where there are three helicopter gunships available.

ledge, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

Also the only station I've been listening to is The Journey

lol, same here.

finally opened up the second island, the place is pretty awesome especially when viewed from a chopper.

I found some armour on the beach but fuck knows if i can remember where abouts.

I'm adoring the combat system, the cover feature is brilliant and the last few missions I've done with it have felt really satisfying to complete.

Almost smashed it to be bits though, for the mission where go get a car for Brucie. He's fucking hilarious!

Ste, Thursday, 1 May 2008 08:29 (eighteen years ago)

gawd i just can't be arsed to do the 'dates' with my contacts, am i going to miss out on anything?

but i kinda like LJ and so last night i agreed to go play pool with him, but i was stuck on the second island. I thought I'd try my hand at using the subway, so out came the foldaway map. After completely going in the wrong direction I ended up in uptown. Then scrambling around subways looking for the flippin J line, by which time LJ had cancelled.

I tried ringing him back for a game of darts, but he blew me out lol.

this game is too real!

Ste, Thursday, 1 May 2008 09:40 (eighteen years ago)

body armor in Broker: take road East from Soldier Monument (i think that's what it's called - the one with the circle around it) and on the first block there's a Y-shaped alleyway to your left. inside that is a building with a gate out front - go inside the gate to the right, and there is a respawning body armor tucked in the corner.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 1 May 2008 12:28 (eighteen years ago)

Thank you!

Ste, you definitely want to keep up the friendships in the game. I don't know about the other guys or the gfs, but Roman gives you a free car service you can call from anywhere, and LJ will show up to a location you specify with a trunk full of gunz.

antexit, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:04 (eighteen years ago)

Thanks, I got Romans, but he still rings. Do i have to keep taking him out, will he take away the free car option if I don't?

LJ sounds more useful

Ste, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:13 (eighteen years ago)

I do however wish the mini-map was a little bigger.

as someone who always gets completely overwhelmed by these sandbox games I could not agree more. it would also be convenient to have active locations made a little more apparent on either the minimap or the actual map - I missed a date with Michelle last night b/c I was driving around like WHERE IN THE FUCK AM I EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE GOING WHAT ARE ALL THESE ICONS WHICH ONE IS MICHELLE WAS I SUPPOSED TO TURN THERE ARGH

but then again I make no claims to be anything other than a GTArd - is there a way to set navigation points like in Assassin's Creed? and if so, will the GPS plot a course for you to it/them?

jamescobo, Thursday, 1 May 2008 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, go to the map and you can set a waypoint, then if you're in a car it'll plot the GPS route.

Heh, I've just worked out what the hidden packages are :).

limón, Thursday, 1 May 2008 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

I've just been blowing all my money on taxis - I must've laid down £2k at least today on taxis alone

czn, Thursday, 1 May 2008 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

man at Game told me today they won't be getting stock again till two weeks time, at the very earliest. yikes! hoping to snag a review copy this weekend, but otherwise - the dudes selling the game on amazon marketplace, they're a bad idea, right?

stevie, Thursday, 1 May 2008 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

this is pretty fun. i'll have to take the day off tomorrow so i can really dig into this.

jeff, Thursday, 1 May 2008 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

oh hell yes my package just arrived so I will be on tonight, hoping to slay a few of you bastards

Euler, Thursday, 1 May 2008 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

I re-post - for those of you on PS3, my name is DenaSmith

Lets go kill some people.

B.L.A.M., Friday, 2 May 2008 03:26 (eighteen years ago)

as usual my ps3 just can't see my broadband, the same problems occured with my psp. oh well.

yes, i now have over 10 hidden packages. fuck there's a lot.

Ste, Friday, 2 May 2008 03:45 (eighteen years ago)

i enjoyed this game a lot tonight.

s1ocki, Friday, 2 May 2008 07:32 (eighteen years ago)

that motorcycle gang mission was hard! had to re-do it a bunch of times.

s1ocki, Friday, 2 May 2008 07:32 (eighteen years ago)

best moment so far, head-on crash with some other car, both the driver and passenger fly thru the windshield simultaneously.

s1ocki, Friday, 2 May 2008 07:32 (eighteen years ago)


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