iPhone games (also Ipod Tooch/iPad games too)

oh come on, this guy obviously saw desktop dungeons and decided to make his own thing. it has the exact same ui! also the health pickups, the 'wacky/goofy/tongue-in-cheek' flavor text

it's fun but also frustrating because with a few more whacks of the balance stick it could be actually good

he also apparently got hired to the hearthstone team on the strength of it so more power to him i guess

I originally tried out Cardinal Quest 2 on my ipad mini and rated it pretty lame at the time. Now there's been a ton of updates apparently, I put it on my phone a while ago, and just picked it up today because I had a bunch of stupid timer things going in Spirit Lords. I have now put in probably a total of at least 3.5 hours and it's not even close to bedtime.

maybe i should start playing it. been playing some wayward souls finally but i'm not v. good so its too much a grind.

went back to classics -- super mamc and punchquest and yeah there's really nothing in the last year that i've enjoyed remotely as much. just so frenetic and energetic, like real pick up & play ish. idky why games feel like they're so asset-heavy and draggy lately (or just post flappy-bird type one-note minimal obsessive things).

good old punch quest. I quit playing after I reset my ipad and realized that I couldn't restore my progress (wigs, hats, perks etc) without restoring my entire ipad backup. F that.

rick and morty has a pokemon style game
also lifeline is v good
both free

Getting Lifeline now

I've only followed one story path, and it's a doozy. Curious to rewind and play again, see how differently I can have things turn out. This kind of game (like, say, 80 Days) is interesting to me in exact proportion to the branches of its narrative.

imho when starting out in Cardinal Quest, save your mana to unlock the Ranger first. That little dog is a bad ass.

I think the thief with a couple of lucky drops is the most fun I've had so far (specifically, getting the displacement spell so I could just pluck individual monsters from a crowd, send them off to some other part of the dungeon and then sneak up and backstab them at my leisure). Imagining the sheer terror of those poor goblins and ogres after I got shadow mastery. I'M THE BATMAN.

I also grabbed Pixel Starships because why not
Anybody else tried it out?

Crashlands!

are you playing it ON IPHONE or ON IPAD? looks fun but if the interface is bad on phone then I'll skip it

on iphone -- interface is pretty good for the running and exploring. the only rough spot in the entire thing is the map isn't touch & drag, but that's so inessential to gameplay it hardly matters.

ok cool, I'll have a look. hope it's not a battery killer, feel like they should add info about that on the app store.

oh yeah, its reputedly a battery killer

http://www.wsj.com/articles/former-defense-secretary-marches-into-new-territory-videogames-1453483137

I think Churchill Solitaire is the first solitaire game I've played that has a campaign mode. Definitely the first with a rousing action movie score.

I need to hear more about Crashlands, I'm holding off getting it until I get my ipad screen fixed and all the streamers playing it on Twitch are kind of unbearable

i deeply regret starting to play dream quest

Jeff when you say 'beat' just to confirm you mean 'beat the guy at the end with 1,000 hp' right

god i just skimmed a terribly written review of crashlands and it noted that the game included both pets and a crafting system while pointing out it might not be deep enough for some players

these things are both true -- the system is very pick up & go and streamlined, moreso than any other pet or crafting system i've seen. that said, this game has eaten lots of time so far. if it came out a month earlier it would have been my 2015 goty for sure. if people haven't played towlfight its pretty great too.

through two of the three worlds now and its been p. great. the combat is really nice & the open world is very well done.

still waiting to find out if jeff has actually beaten dream quest

Oh missed that! I've beat it with several of the classes but I think there is another big bad guy that somehow I haven't reached? Because I still have unlocked those "reduce boss to under xxx hp" achievements. I should research.

Taking a dream quest break, been digging card crawler, even though it's more of a grind at times.

You need to play it on the higher difficulty level to find the boss at the end.

Oh geez, it's hard enough as it is.

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this is like when the younger relative with the pad that's not even plugged in has opinions about games

Pixel Starships appears to have no point whatsoever at least as the single player mode goes - set timers, come back, spend more timer-based resources to set new timers, OP your ship and then aim for the other guy's reactor because that is literally the only part of the ship that matters in combat

I am clinically moronic for consistently being disappointed by free-to-play phone games, correct?

so crashlands and dream quest worth buying?

twofold, inc.

crashlands is pretty serious.

mordy i would be interested in what you make of dream quest. it's a lot better-tuned than i thought it was (and i dread to think how long i've spent playing it at this point) but it's still pretty kitchen-sinkish.

thx for the recommendation. i really like dream quest. it's v hard! i only just beat it with the thief class and that took a dozen runs or so.

crashlands looks cool too and apparently available on every platform

Wait, you beat beat it? I must suck so bad. I've played thief around 15 times and haven't even reached the dream lord mega boss

it looks like you have to play on the velociraptor difficulty to face the real final boss so i only just beat the boss for grizzly bear

crashlands is worth playing, yes. it's also fairly addictive. the depth is... well, it's sorta flimsy but deep? Less customization than it leads you to believe; lots of empty space and grinding.

a dozen runs i think is above par for a first finish

i have been abusing the exploit of quitting the app when you can tell a fight will end in your death next turn ... quite a lot, and now i have finished as, what, six classes. still haven't got the final final boss below 600hp though.

i haven't abused the exploit and finally finished wizard + warrior (not on the most difficult level - i should probably switch over now)

I originally tried out Cardinal Quest 2 on my ipad mini and rated it pretty lame at the time. Now there's been a ton of updates apparently, I put it on my phone a while ago, and just picked it up today because I had a bunch of stupid timer things going in Spirit Lords. I have now put in probably a total of at least 3.5 hours and it's not even close to bedtime.

i have been playing this during my commute ever since tombot posted this, and i think i may have accidentally broken the game. i unlocked the infinite tower mode, started as a mage, and got incredibly lucky with two very rare pieces of equipment dropped during the first few floors: a weapon with + intellect and 20% polystrike, and a ring that grants 75% bonus experience. i'm on floor 29, leveled up to 12, and i think i'm completely unstoppable? i have already told myself that this is the final run.

my spells are:
ice blast (big damage, area effect, and slows down enemies if it doesn't kill them)
fireball (up to 12 damage)
glide (+4 speed and health, flight)
dispel magic
freeze (slows down enemies)

so basically i wail on things from a distance, dispel magic if there's any resistance, freeze and glide while i wait a few turns for my attacks to recharge, and repeat. i am invincible. (also i have 4 invincibility potions and 4 full health potions)

highly recommended for those that haven't played it

cardinal quest 2 seems to be available on kongregate if anyone wants to browser it

lol, i just died in a really reckless way. that was some serious hubris there.

goodbye cardinal quest 2, it's been real *the app icon screams as a thumb smothers it, an X appears, and it's fate is sealed*

its

i really need to get a handle on these typos

as someone who has died many times w/ fantastic builds in rogues (i'm looking at u, nethack) my <3 goes out to u

that run had lasted over a week, because i only played it on the train. RIP really lucky build.

still finding dream quest v enjoyable

Karl did you get the Alchemist unlocked?

I've taken a pause from CQ2 while I try to figure out what the point is of Pixel Starships or whatever. Set timers, upgrade shit, try to go on a mission, barely escape total destruction, go back and set more timers. There's no difficulty slider and I clearly don't know what I'm doing.

I did get some lucky drops in Spirit Lords, I have to say they might have got the grind-to-special ratio pretty close to perfect

i need to go back and beat pixel heroes too

the first few (dozen) times (through Pixel Heroes) I would get pretty far by being lucky with drops, but I realized if I just take notes on which dungeons and bosses demand which buffs I could probably whup its ass, I just hate documentation. I'm flying to SF and back next week, that shit better watch itself

SPL-T is pretty good.