The Best Free Online (in-browser or downloadable) Games

i closed the window after the first ascension, thank god

only one ascension here but today I'll get the second! not much left to do is exactly why I "like" this "game"

http://mario64-erik.u85.net/Web.html

A problem with recreating a well-known game is that people like me will notice all the little differences.
- can't punch goombas
- can't grab bobombs
- can't run around posts for coins
- bubbles target Mario too well

taken down following cease-and-desist

http://bitcalc.beepboopbitcoin.com/

jesus, that's surprisingly complex

Evil

played this a year or so ago i think, assume it's the same game but in the interval they've ramped up the different ways it fucks you over to extra heights, just like irl

yeah I opened another tab today next to swarm simulator (seven ascensions so far shut up) and tried this and after getting fucked over a few times wondered if I could upgrade my hatchery yet and closed the tab

worth playing that bitcoin game further if you stalled out. it has... depths

I murdered a guy for money, but then I couldn't buy a miner. Does it go any further?

yes

in stranger directions yet

It might be Frog Fractions II

omg "guypng"

callback to ilsa frozen brain surgery
http://www.hopesandfears.com/hopes/culture/video-games/169021-creepy-bootleg-frozen-games-are-their-own-genre

fantastic up until the preachy ending

I'm stuck on this bitcoin game. I did have bots mining, but now they stopped, and all I can do is take drugs. Can't set up any more meetings.

I got to the Monkey Island part & was like ok I appreciate what's going on but c'mon

same

I got stuck at the taking drugs part too. it wasn't very fun up to that point so I gave up.

story of my life really

I did have bots mining, but now they stopped, and all I can do is take drugs. Can't set up any more meetings.

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posts out of context etc

http://agar.io/

just a bit of fun, let's be cool

very addictive, glad I can't play at work due to large blobs of color blazoned with awful racial slurs and profanity.

played it a lot last night, it's stupidly addictive

(there's an option to turn off the colours and the name tags btw)

i finally made it to the top ten (up to the #4 slot, with 2500 points on the nose) and told myself i would never play it again

but hey why don't i just try it one more time...

i got to number two and got demolished by a guy bigger than my whole screen.
the ecosystem switch is awesome and disorienting

i've been top 10 once but i think it was a morning when the room was relatively quiet. i've tried to go cold turkey for a while, but i look forward to a slightly re-balanced Steam version with a few whistles and bells.

it's pretty fun for fifteen minutes at a go tbh

still fun!

Started playing last weekend, got to #1 this evening. For about five seconds. Was #2 for ages then got virused to death. I like how playing as a big fella informs and modifies your gameplay as a wee one.

http://faedine.sytes.net/crank-b31/

oh man, that's really mean to share with me. there went my whole night.

oh god. addicted.

28 hours later i travelled to four different planets and got involved a space battle that left me depleted of all my stuff. good excuse to quit.

I like how it starts out as Kimmy Schmidt and turns into Star Control.

haha! you're right

is the scrap metal only upgradable at the beginning of the game or did I break the game?

That happened to me too. I think it's just bad design -- no notification that you can't upgrade it further.

Now I can quit - hooray!

http://s11.postimg.org/twb7v3c7n/completed.jpg

Don't ever post games like this again

I got there today too. Maybe I'll post a warning next time.

I want to rep again for Hawken, an incredible free fps on Steam. Looks amazing and plays simply enough, just a bunch of mechs shooting each other in a handful of cool deathmatch maps.

My wife is hooked on crank.

via katherine:
http://ifcomp.org/ballot

Oh god, if you're playing then maybe please post here: Rolling IF COMP

I am playing but wasn't going to post as it's always just me and I feel embarrassed by my persistent dorkiness.

crank is a lot like that one other game that i like, or i mean, it starts out like that. the one where you're in a room with a fire and a wounded person at the beginning but by the end the scale is up

wait did anyone ever find out if frog fractions 2 exists

that other game is A Dark Room which got a popular mobile app and a new yorker article written about it. http://www.newyorker.com/tech/elements/a-dark-room-the-best-selling-game-that-no-one-can-explain