uuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
http://www.objectivegamereviews.com/anne-hathaway-erotic-mouthscape-review/
― caucasity and the sundance kid (goole), Monday, 27 October 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link
reads like a 9
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 27 October 2014 17:41 (nine years ago) link
Surprised nobody's come up with objectivepitchforkreviews.com yet
― 龜, Monday, 27 October 2014 17:41 (nine years ago) link
Paging David Shapiro
― 龜, Monday, 27 October 2014 17:42 (nine years ago) link
http://www.objectivegamereviews.com/bioshock-infinite-review/
"In 1857, George Fitzhugh argued that slavery should not be abolished..."
― caucasity and the sundance kid (goole), Monday, 27 October 2014 17:43 (nine years ago) link
The graphics in BioShock Infinite are in a realistic style, with the exception of the woman Booker aims to retrieve, Elizabeth, who has eyes that are larger than actual eyes.
I'm dying
― kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Monday, 27 October 2014 17:45 (nine years ago) link
haha yes that one jumped off the page
― Nhex, Monday, 27 October 2014 17:54 (nine years ago) link
yeah even the fig leaf of "ethics" has nothing to do with "how dare these pixel-stained wretches accept free hors d'oeuvres at the Activision party" and everything to do with "how dare these pixel-stained wretches review cultural artifacts as artifacts of culture"
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 27 October 2014 17:58 (nine years ago) link
I just realized that Objective Game Reviews tags all of its reviews with the eventual score so there is literally no reason to read any of their reviews aside from lols
― kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Monday, 27 October 2014 18:08 (nine years ago) link
not to just link these guys all the time, but this is still an ultimate classic and more relevant every day: http://www.oldmanmurray.com/features/39.html
Game developers have known the answer to the first question since the early 1980's: ammo and health can be hidden inside crates or sometimes barrels. As often happens, the answer to the second question was hidden in plain sight within the answer to the first. All games contain crates, therefore all games can be judged empirically on those crates. Once we came up with that insight, the actual formula for the world's first completely unbiased review methodology was a trivial matter of applying our many hours spent watching actors portray scientists on television to our hatred of crates. Games can be rated and compared based on the shortest amount of time it takes a player to reach the first crate, which represents the point where the developers ran out of ideas.
Once we came up with that insight, the actual formula for the world's first completely unbiased review methodology was a trivial matter of applying our many hours spent watching actors portray scientists on television to our hatred of crates. Games can be rated and compared based on the shortest amount of time it takes a player to reach the first crate, which represents the point where the developers ran out of ideas.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 27 October 2014 18:10 (nine years ago) link
The music in Titanfall is in an orchestral style.
― am0n, Monday, 27 October 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link
B:I review does not state that it takes place in an alternate history, just objective, historically accurate "1912".
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 27 October 2014 18:27 (nine years ago) link
Sorry if this was already clear to everyone but based on the Subjective Reviewer of the Month feature and their choice of interviewees I'm very confident that the rest of the site is indeed satire.
― Iain Mew (if), Monday, 27 October 2014 18:35 (nine years ago) link
Matt Binder @MattBinder 18m18 minutes ago.@realmattforney lmao. Matt Forney, the "publisher" of Matt Forney dot com is you, Matt Forney https://twitter.com/realmattforney/status/526719995376435202
Matt Binder @MattBinder 16m16 minutes agowhat is it with these guys pretending their own personal website is some huge conglomerate https://twitter.com/mattbinder/status/524339232861859841
comically grandiose
― lag∞n, Monday, 27 October 2014 18:47 (nine years ago) link
like at least the one guy pretending his website is more than just him had the sense to not just name it his own name
learning about matt forney vs learning about wizardchan as the most vomitous fallout of all this
― Clay, Monday, 27 October 2014 18:51 (nine years ago) link
like obv there has been way worse stuff but I expect that terrible stuff. I somehow don't expect matt forney.
― Clay, Monday, 27 October 2014 18:53 (nine years ago) link
feel like matt forney is funnier because of his sorry ass self promoting media wannabe moves where wizardchan is just depressing and deeply strange
― lag∞n, Monday, 27 October 2014 18:54 (nine years ago) link
I do v much appreciate his avatar for sure
― Clay, Monday, 27 October 2014 18:56 (nine years ago) link
What is Matt Forney
― 龜, Monday, 27 October 2014 18:56 (nine years ago) link
If he's comparable to Wizardchan then I don't want to know. One Wizardchan was enough.
― jmm, Monday, 27 October 2014 18:57 (nine years ago) link
the other guy too whats his name with the skull i love him drinking and smoking and breaking stuff down, we got into his stuff on another thread a while back hes perfect
― lag∞n, Monday, 27 October 2014 18:58 (nine years ago) link
He is a PUA blogger who writes blogs about how to beat up women et al and has attached himself to gg presumably to gain Twitter followers and sell his books or ethics or whatever xxp
― Clay, Monday, 27 October 2014 18:58 (nine years ago) link
That dude with the skulls was too much like I wasn't even abt to duck into that sewer man
― Clay, Monday, 27 October 2014 18:59 (nine years ago) link
Oh and he wants to beat up gawker super bad
http://i.imgur.com/rxM2F5q.png
― lag∞n, Monday, 27 October 2014 19:00 (nine years ago) link
this is not a proper outfit for the woods m8
Davis M.J. Aurini@Aurini
btw
Trained as a Historian at McMaster Univers, and as an Infantry soldier in the Canadian Forces, I'm an author, film maker, theologian, patriot and entrepreneur.
Alberta, Canada staresattheworld.com Joined May 2007
― lag∞n, Monday, 27 October 2014 19:01 (nine years ago) link
he was basically an unapologetic white supremacist iirc? So many dark tunnels this shit has uncovered. Xxp
― Clay, Monday, 27 October 2014 19:01 (nine years ago) link
i'm usually p okay with being bald but this is shaking my faith :/
― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 27 October 2014 19:02 (nine years ago) link
Yes, sorry, Objective Game Reviews is a long-running joke!
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 27 October 2014 19:02 (nine years ago) link
also the skulls I mean
― Clay, Monday, 27 October 2014 19:02 (nine years ago) link
― Clay, Monday, October 27, 2014 2:58 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
Feel like there are a million Mystiques and Magiceyes and Steelrod's out there so not toos urprised another PUA is self promoting himself
― 龜, Monday, 27 October 2014 19:02 (nine years ago) link
― Clay, Monday, October 27, 2014 3:01 PM (32 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
turtlenecks... tunnels... ... ...
http://i.imgur.com/hLFRZaE.jpg
...katanas
― lag∞n, Monday, 27 October 2014 19:03 (nine years ago) link
He's just too real, so norm for the PUA crowd, it freaks me out. Usually these guys are wearin capes and adding z's and v's to their names.
Like... they're out there, u kno? xp
― Clay, Monday, 27 October 2014 19:05 (nine years ago) link
best part of that video is when the dude is complaining about typical female behavior and hes all "going to gangbangs every weekend"
― lag∞n, Monday, 27 October 2014 19:06 (nine years ago) link
like ur getting all ur infos from pornography and youre mad at the pornography? just stop watching it maybe or switch to the ones where theyre on a sumptuous bed in a white room just 1 on 1 idk
― lag∞n, Monday, 27 October 2014 19:08 (nine years ago) link
this is just an incredible perfect storm for so many different groups that are loathsome. gamer misogynists, twitter bigots, breitbart-affiliated dbags, right wing hollywood cretins, PUA bloggers, caveman diet practitioners, etc.
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 27 October 2014 19:15 (nine years ago) link
So many beards and hats and sunglasses and fedoras
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 27 October 2014 19:16 (nine years ago) link
don't forget dawkins fans
― caucasity and the sundance kid (goole), Monday, 27 October 2014 19:16 (nine years ago) link
Is there any credible estimate for how many of them there are?
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Monday, 27 October 2014 19:17 (nine years ago) link
prob like 130-150
― lag∞n, Monday, 27 October 2014 19:17 (nine years ago) link
xxp also wizardchan enthusiasts
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Monday, 27 October 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link
― lag∞n, Monday, October 27, 2014 3:08 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I've thought for a while that there is a strong connection between MRA/PUA ideas about women and taking porno a little too literally.
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 27 October 2014 19:25 (nine years ago) link
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, October 27, 2014 3:15 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
What's the opposite of overlap? Because I kind of wonder how much overlap there ISN'T between these groups
#notallmisogynists
― Clay, Monday, 27 October 2014 19:27 (nine years ago) link
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, October 27, 2014 3:25 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
almost like they have a lack of experience interacting with irl women
― lag∞n, Monday, 27 October 2014 19:29 (nine years ago) link
hmmmmmm
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 27 October 2014 19:34 (nine years ago) link
I was havin a drink with a lady last night and outta nowhere the v odd guy on the stool next to me, who had been trying to engage us in conversation a little creepily for awhile, announced in my general direction that all the women in the joint were "hookers" and weren't with him because he "wasn't willing to pay for it." I immediately thought of all this shit. Like oh right, those dudes but irl, cool.
The guy was 86'd shortly thereafter, and I'm certain the bartender works for gawker.
― Clay, Monday, 27 October 2014 19:38 (nine years ago) link