The Best Free Online (in-browser or downloadable) Games

wait, you put mice in jail?

Well this was fun
http://sortieenmer.com/?lang=en

Oh god. That's worse when you play it well.

Wait, you didn't give up?

Well, I'm pretty sure you can't win. But the first time I failed in about two seconds b/c I was working out how to scroll without a scroll wheel. The second time... was a bit more harrowing.

yup

just clicked on my cookie clicker tab for the first time in several months and i have 84,233,891,392,408,379,892,793,002,392,811 cookies!!!!!!!!

just kidding but it would be really neat if someone did that

and after the funeral i noticed dad's laptop was still on and there was a tab open...

...suddenly i flashback to the wake and dad's utterly destroyed fingertip on his right index finger, bloodied with broken scabs. it is becoming clear...

haha I "played" this again this spring, "made it a lot further"

not really enough " " to talk about this tbh

http://particle-clicker.web.cern.ch/particle-clicker/
SCIENCE

oh god

fuck that shit in the ear

var ff = JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem("workers"));
for(x in ff){ff[x].hired = 9999999}
localStorage.setItem("workers", JSON.stringify(ff))
window.location.reload();

var ff = JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem("workers"));
for(x in ff){ff[x].hired = 9999999}
ff.push({"hired":1,"name":"Muppets","description":"They don't really help, but heck, why not. ","cost":8,"cost_increase":1.1,"rate":10000000000000000000000000000000000})
localStorage.setItem("workers", JSON.stringify(ff))
window.location.reload();

If anyone else is playing that for real, buy the + upgrades before the * upgrades. It makes a difference.

why do i fall for these
i can stop playing at... any... moment... clickclkclkclkclkclk

went about an hour yesterday before i realised i was ruining my life

i feel like theres a joke in there somewhere about if you leave it running in another tab & dont observe the game something something physics schroedinger

if you value your day in any way, don't click
http://www.kongregate.com/games/Kongregate/idleplex

i mean ugh, it's slowing down my computer now.

not really but it FEELS like it is

h8 u 4 this one john

sorry man. i did warn u.

for me, the frustration is that it is genuinely not even working! I had it up to 250k per sec and it is now idling in the low 130s. Too many screens freeze up.

http://adamatomic.com/gravity/ Gravity Hook - simple, silly little time-waster, good for about ten minutes max.

http://www.kongregate.com/games/iLegendary/experimental-shooter Experimental Shooter - cute puzzle thing, each level has a different gimmick, some annoying bits.

http://www.kongregate.com/games/oivoi/soccer-physics

i was like "lol what a dumb game," then i turned on endless mode and played for like an hour

I like this, for a match-3. By the makers of A Dark Room. http://gridland.doublespeakgames.com/

Nice! I think the only way they could improve the game would be to license Marvel superheroes.

I have no idea what I am doing in this game. Other than matching random 3's.

yeah me too

Be judicious in your matches at night.

During the day, you're levelling up your resources. The only resource I really understand, though, is corn, which replenishes your health. The others just expand your buildings, I think?

At night, you are trying to balance the sword and shield matches, which provide you with bonuses, and the rest, which provide you with creatures to fight (you have to fight to advance time and level up). There is little point to making quick matches unless you need extra bonuses when you accidentally cause a chain reaction, it's better (if less exciting) to fight things one at a time, in order to survive.

My only problem is that the format makes me feel like there should be some incremental shift in narrative, or a revealed endgame at some point, but from the amount I've played so far it seems like this won't happen.

eventually you unlock some gems that during the day let you control time (?) and at night summon a witch (?)

Once your buildings get tall enough you can put a star over them, dunno what that does though.

IDK, it just pisses me off that there isn't so basic instructions about the game mechanics.

The star seems to prioritize the building, so resources go there first. I think.

i figured out how to summon the dragon but i haven't beaten him yet

IDK, it just pisses me off that there isn't so basic instructions about the game mechanics.

could not disagree more

We can never be friends.

*sobs*

I got stuck at day 20. Liked it, would like to learn more, but if I have to start over, I don't think I will.

Gave it another go.
House 1: food and storage. Built on gaining levels. Also toughens the generic melee enemies, I think.
House 2: increases the amount produced from matching red stones; also toughens the animals.
House 3: increases paper gains; also toughens archers.
House 4: increases metal gains; also enhances the sword (UPGRADE THIS)
House 5: increases wood gains; also enhances the shield (UPGRADE THIS)
House 6: appears when you get enough of the treasures that look like heart pieces.

I figured out some of the House 6 stuff but I won't go into it now. Haven't killed a witch/slenderman yet.

Love Hotel
http://3sillyhats.com/lovehotel/
Not new, but I just gave it a spin. Dirty 8-bit demake of SimTower, but probably a better and more streamlined game than the inspiration. Completes in about 30 min.

Hoooooooooooooffffff, beat Gridland. Damn. Not gonna do that again.

Has anyone tried any of the f2ps on arc like swordsman, neverwinter etc.?
http://www.arcgames.com/en/games/swordsman

Aah just occurred to me that this is the wrong thread for this my bad.

I judge it acceptable!

boy howdy
https://archive.org/details/internetarcade

dammmmn