The Playstation 3 is IDENTITY THEFT

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Yeah, fun game but I only got about 10 hours out of it even with the stupid collectables. "This appears to be some kind of ancient coin! The nailpolish on it indicates it was used in an ancient jukebox!"

antexit, Friday, 30 May 2014 15:08 (twelve years ago)

Sleeping Dogs?

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 May 2014 15:09 (twelve years ago)

btw, since I never post anymore and this is the PS3 thread, my last year of gaming can be summed up by the following, which I noticed last night:

I logged 12 more hours on Mercenary Kings than I did on GTAV! That blows my mind.

antexit, Friday, 30 May 2014 15:11 (twelve years ago)

Played Sleeping Dogs, got bored of it once I was fully levelled up and never beat it, as often happens. You're on the right track though dudes! Keep it up!

antexit, Friday, 30 May 2014 15:12 (twelve years ago)

Oh wait actually the reason I stopped playing it was I kept getting stuck coming out of the ocean on these fucking idiot rockfaces that you can't scale and are like 10 minutes on foot in either direction.

antexit, Friday, 30 May 2014 15:15 (twelve years ago)

antexit what abt ass ass in screed

am0n, Friday, 30 May 2014 15:26 (twelve years ago)

If you're up to date with the Arkhams then it does sound like Watch Dogs is probably what you're after, unless you want to save that for next gen (which I'm leaning towards doing).

JimD, Friday, 30 May 2014 15:44 (twelve years ago)

you're long done with elder scrolls, yeah?

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 May 2014 16:49 (twelve years ago)

how about kingdoms of amalur or dungeons dogma?

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 May 2014 16:50 (twelve years ago)

or whatever the fuck those were called

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 May 2014 16:50 (twelve years ago)

Wolfenstein!

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 30 May 2014 16:59 (twelve years ago)

I hate Assassin's Creed. How come there is apparently no single period in all of history that people don't fucking blunder right into you when they see you walking toward them?

I am grudgingly leaning toward Watch Dogs (on PS4), which I fully expect to be another crappy Ubisoft game where I am forced to sit through 6 cumulative hours of unskippable cutscenes featuring a protagonist who looks and acts like some nerd in 1998's idea of a cool dude.

I ruined Skyrim for myself by grinding my character up to God Mode level, unfortunately. All other Elder Scrolls games are long done.

Dungeons Dogma looks cool but I think I want guns.

Is Wolfenstein actually good? Has anyone played it?

antexit, Friday, 30 May 2014 17:02 (twelve years ago)

hey, dishonored!

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 May 2014 17:02 (twelve years ago)

only thing i know about Wolfenstein is this hilarious cutscene where Jimi Hendrix rails against The Man and then gives you acid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84HArqjGN60

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 30 May 2014 17:10 (twelve years ago)

Beat Dishonored 2x. Maybe I need a life?

antexit, Friday, 30 May 2014 17:12 (twelve years ago)

you need a more complex game.

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 May 2014 17:14 (twelve years ago)

Wolfenstein is pretty awesome. Not much in the way of RPG elements but top notch fps combat. Plus you can play it stealthy or play it guns blazing whatever suits you at the moment.

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 30 May 2014 17:18 (twelve years ago)

Wolfenstein is really, really good.

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 30 May 2014 17:21 (twelve years ago)

YAY! Thanks guys. Wolfenstein it is.

antexit, Friday, 30 May 2014 17:36 (twelve years ago)

isnt wolfenstein set in a 60s where the nazis won?

does that means they ended up successfully killing all the jews?

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 30 May 2014 20:11 (twelve years ago)

and does that dampen at all the funhouse atmosphere of the world it takes place in?

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 30 May 2014 20:11 (twelve years ago)

The lead character is jewish, as are some NPCs, so the answer to your second question is no.

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 30 May 2014 21:07 (twelve years ago)

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am0n, Friday, 30 May 2014 22:35 (twelve years ago)

okay, that makes the mordy star much more complex for me to parse now

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 May 2014 22:45 (twelve years ago)

whoa

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 30 May 2014 23:20 (twelve years ago)

wait you're not the legendary BJ Blazkowitz?

Nhex, Friday, 30 May 2014 23:35 (twelve years ago)

Flash RPG sale in the Playstation store, most notably Mass Effect Trilogy for $15 and Dragon Age Origins for $5.

Surprise, It's My Butt (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 05:00 (twelve years ago)

also Ni No Kuni for $5.

mohawk ororoducer (abanana), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 05:13 (twelve years ago)

Ni no kuni for $5 is a no brainer if you don't already have it. It's amazing.

Everyone is awful except you. Wait, no, you are also awful. (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 08:19 (twelve years ago)

NBA 2K14 free on Plus. Nice surprise for me, since I was too lazy to buy it this year

Nhex, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 18:17 (twelve years ago)

Thanks for the Wolfenstein rec, guys, it's awesome. The BFG-type weapon is surprisingly and disappointingly sucky (unless I haven't found it yet?), but everything else about this game is pretty awesome. Best shooter I've played in forever, and maybe the most satisfying stealth mode ever in an action game? Aside from the idiot enemy AI that disregards sentries disappearing from expected posts even on the highest difficulty levels, that is.

antexit, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 18:27 (twelve years ago)

Oh, except Far Cry 3, I guess. Also the L1 lean is great and every FPS should rip it off from now on

antexit, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 18:29 (twelve years ago)

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antexit, Thursday, 12 June 2014 23:43 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

Devil Summoners 1 and 2 (PS2) on sale for $4 each on PSN. I'd probably get them but I haven't even touched Persona 3 yet

Nhex, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 20:57 (eleven years ago)

Devil Summoner 2 is supposed to be awesome. Is this REALLY available on PS3?

fields of salmon, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 22:46 (eleven years ago)

Yep just downloaded it myself!

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 23:29 (eleven years ago)

So this comic nerd sale ends soon, just grabbed injustice ultimate, arkham origins, and lego marvel for $8 each.

Everyone is awful except you. Wait, no, you are also awful. (jjjusten), Monday, 28 July 2014 03:10 (eleven years ago)

oh yeah good call; Injustice Ultimate edition especially is a great deal

Nhex, Monday, 28 July 2014 03:26 (eleven years ago)

you guilted me into Batman and lego marvel.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 28 July 2014 03:53 (eleven years ago)

So injustice is maybe the worst written story mode in the history of fighting games which is uh amazing really

Everyone is awful except you. Wait, no, you are also awful. (jjjusten), Monday, 28 July 2014 03:58 (eleven years ago)

it is the worst. it is also fantastic!

Nhex, Monday, 28 July 2014 03:59 (eleven years ago)

you know what, i'm gonna flip that around. it's probably the BEST story mode ever done in a fighting game

Nhex, Monday, 28 July 2014 04:05 (eleven years ago)

Bought The Swapper via PSN's preorder sale based on unanimous raves and comparisons to Portal 2. So we'll see how that pans out.

Self-Satisfaction Guaranteed (Old Lunch), Monday, 28 July 2014 11:35 (eleven years ago)

two months pass...

instead of this months ps plus lineup sony could have just hired somebody to stop by my house and tell me to go fuck myself

Ass Tchotchke! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 23:52 (eleven years ago)

hey now, we can play two really shitty D&D games.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 23:59 (eleven years ago)

rainbow moon is cool

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 2 October 2014 00:04 (eleven years ago)

this doesn't seem all that shitty to me?

http://www.metacritic.com/game/playstation-3/dungeons-dragons-chronicles-of-mystara

polyphonic, Thursday, 2 October 2014 00:05 (eleven years ago)

and don't forget they earlier announced an 168 hour free trail of Battlefield 4.

which is rather odd. And I'm not really sure if they mean it'll give you 168 hours of playtime, or that it's free for the next week.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 2 October 2014 00:06 (eleven years ago)

I played the D&D games in the arcade back in the day. Not very good then. Perhaps the port is better, but if so it'd literally be one of the first.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 2 October 2014 00:07 (eleven years ago)

rainbow moon looks great
but EVERYBODY has spelunky
and everything else looks pointless

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 October 2014 00:18 (eleven years ago)


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