DARK SOULS: if you need me i'll be in an induced coma so mvrch comes tomorrow

i play without a shield btw
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Thursday, June 27, 2013

well have i got the mother of all pro-tips for you
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, June 27, 2013 5:18 PM

haha.

i can only beat the black knights through parries, which, you know, can take a few tries.

lol, can't imagine trying to play this game through the first time w/out a shield.

(also, srsly, you gotta retire that Drake Sword now)

I favour the claymore and so I've tried two-handed but I find it only works in certain circumstances.

people HATE that drake sword

hollows HATE him

I have a Black Knight Greatsword +4; accidentally used my twinkling titanites on upgrading that instead of the normal BK sword, then thought fuck it, might as well spend an afternoon getting my strength up to 32 so I could pick the cunt up

it carves everything into mush in 2-3 hits tops but the hits are veeeery sloooow

I was one hit off killing Super Smough with it last night then accidentally drank an Estus flask while he was doing his death buttslam

since then I have been further and further away from being able to beat them as my in game and irl humanity dwindle alarmingly

The Silver Knight Straight Sword is nearly as powerful but a lot easier to wield.

balder side sword

will second that. love the balder side sword.

i actually like the speed and move set of the regular longsword. i was happy getting +5 lightning on one of them. i did one build with a chaos greataxe. that was really brutal, and so different to play

longsword is also good, claymore too. using the latter in demons souls currently, moveset is different but that stagger is still there

bed of chaos time. i've been falling into assorted holes.

i did it! it's done. final dark souls blog:

-i was all psyched up for pinwheel after finally getting through the catacombs for the first time, and the intimidating cut scene, and then he went down in one hit! i was almost disappointed.

-then nito was the exact opposite - finally made it through the tomb, feeling good, and then i died one second into the fight (before even seeing him) via giant sword coming up from the ground. same thing happened the second time. i read on the wiki that he doesn't like light, and even though i wasn't using the lantern i unequipped it and, just to be safe, the cloranthy ring which kinda glows. probably dumb and unrelated, but the next time he didn't do it and it was an fight easy.

-died many, many times against gwyn until i got comfortable enough to stay close & parry without getting grabbed (nothing else worked for me, target shield helped a lot too).

nice, feels good to parry gwyn doesnt it. did you do the artorias dlc?

no, i thought about it but didn't end up bothering. if DS2 wasn't coming out in a week i would definitely have done it before beating the game, or would be going for it with a new character (i don't think i'm a new game + type of dude).

dude, feeling very behind.

congrats tho

take your time, and thanks!

The Silver Knight Straight Sword is nearly as powerful but a lot easier to wield.

― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Friday, February 28, 2014 9:37 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha, I'd never had one of these drop in any of the 100s of Silver Knights I'd joylessly farmed while stuck in pre-Smough hell last week, then the first one I fought after I read this post dropped one. it's kinda cool how you can press R2 and not have to go make a drink while you're waiting for the attack to come out; I am not a DEXTERITY guy particularly though so I will probably alternate between that and my eight foot long sword

what is an easy way to be able to permanently kill skeletons when I'm first going through the catacombs? Do I want to disenchant my OCCULT CLUB into a DIVINE CLUB?

that will work. if you've got astora's straight sword that'll work too.

xp yeah easier in the sense of requiring less strength, more dexterity!

true confession: i have an insane week of work lined up this week, and i finished gwyn before going in this morning so that i wouldn't be thinking about it when staying late.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9x_koRZ2bA

lol

wow, i only got about half of that but wow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yzwf5ZZRdY

if he's playing straight through and that's not skipping deaths, he's doing a hell of a lot better than i did
although did he just kill the sun guy?

his playthrough is pretty hilarious. i think he played using keyboard/mouse too yikes

fucking hell, so now i gotta beat the smough guy

btw silver knight sword +5, havel's armor, lautrec's ring, lighting bow of pharis

also:
http://kotaku.com/the-journey-to-kill-everyone-in-dark-souls-yes-everyo-479806481

http://darksoulsdeaths.com/cgi-bin/stats.py

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7zoZe-ZATs

crystal caves now. fucking scaleless cheap ass dragon

put on curse-resistant gear / crest shield, circle-strafe and chop at tails

cool, do you mean for seath or for the caves or for both?

for seath. i just run past everything in the caves after ive gone thru once

so that's seath taken out. easy if you have the cursebite ring; thanks for the warning!
catacomb exploration was SO satisfying, pinwheel was a pushover.
promptly fell to my death while starting toward the tomb of the giants.
I am feeling very close and ready.

I did Nito and Sif last night, both pretty fun fights

Sif selling the leg when he's down to his last sliver of health is some manly emotional tears shit imo

i kinda barely noticed; just whalin' on him

DONE

aw fuck i'm gonna have to juggle both games just to keep up aren't i

congrats!

forks you're almost there.

really enjoyed the final gauntlet of casually dispatching black knights so the game can show you how far you've come and then you close out with a battle against a formidable enemy who requires you to use all the skills you've accumulated so far but instead you just repeatedly stab him in the back while he fucks around chasing after solaire

http://arcanekids.com/ambientdarksouls

:)

whats this then

http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/05/05/from-softwares-rumored-to-be-working-on-project-beast

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=812089

http://i.imgur.com/2NhiI9V.jpg

http://puu.sh/8wdsZ

http://puu.sh/8wdsg