Look up "Sushi". Where you stab these little pieces of sushi on an Asian restaurant table. The most deliciously stupid and simple game, but two weeks after downloading it from iTunes, I keep playing it. I think it has some aesthetic reward that keeps pulling me back. That and it goes with my current love for hibachi buffet.
― Marian, you're too stupid to be a Republican (I M Losted), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 01:01 (twelve years ago)
I was feeling pretty smug about the fact I resisted the temptation to click those cookies like the rest of you, then I remembered I've been putting about an hour a day into Animal Crossing for the last 3 months.
― JimD, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 10:27 (twelve years ago)
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/601/125/db2.pngi'm at 368.2 myself but holy fuck
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 15:17 (twelve years ago)
eh it would be easy to mess with the save file to fuck with your CPS but that's taking the pointlessness of this to yet another level
― Euler, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 15:23 (twelve years ago)
153 mil per sec for me BY LEGIT MEANS as of now
actually I don't mind this running in a browser window while I do real work, I can periodically check on it & after half an hour buy a cursor or something, then get back to work
― Euler, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 15:24 (twelve years ago)
the finishing post seems to keep getting further away is the worst thing
― iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 15:27 (twelve years ago)
pretty tempted just to buy the upgrade it warns me against now and see what happens
― iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 15:32 (twelve years ago)
not much, but go for it
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 15:42 (twelve years ago)
"Cookie Dunker" achievement made me laugh. (It got updated and I had to come back.)
― wombspace (abanana), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 16:08 (twelve years ago)
okay, i figured out how to dunk and it was not that exciting and i closed the window and i'm done now.
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 16:34 (twelve years ago)
it dunked while i wasn't looking!
― iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 17:18 (twelve years ago)
http://greatlanguagegame.com/play/
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 17:53 (twelve years ago)
that's great (and appropriate given your username)
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 17:58 (twelve years ago)
Method Not Allowed
The method is not allowed for the requested URL.
Not working for me.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 17:59 (twelve years ago)
Hmm, link works better with just: http://greatlanguagegame.com/
Given my username you'd think I would be good at it, but no.
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 17:59 (twelve years ago)
http://greatlanguagegame.com^this will work
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 17:59 (twelve years ago)
Aha, that works. Didn't realise it was an audio game so I'll try later. I will almost certainly be bad at it.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 18:11 (twelve years ago)
My best is a paltry 600 points.
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 18:11 (twelve years ago)
i wd score a lot higher looking at written words rather than listening to spoken, it's harder to hear your way into an unknown language imo
― iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 18:12 (twelve years ago)
It's hard but the more you play it the more you kinda know what you're looking for.
Also sometimes it's a dead giveaway because the speaker is the same.
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 18:16 (twelve years ago)
650
I will never beat my friend's excellent score of 1150, I fear.
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 18:17 (twelve years ago)
Poor quality recordings make it more difficult
― Dan I., Wednesday, 4 September 2013 18:55 (twelve years ago)
i'm so bad at it
― Nhex, Thursday, 5 September 2013 03:29 (twelve years ago)
Hi I have no idea what Dari is, so 350 tops for me.
― Shannon Leeedles (Leee), Thursday, 5 September 2013 06:11 (twelve years ago)
How do you shot cookie dunking?
― emil.y, Thursday, 5 September 2013 12:19 (twelve years ago)
http://cookieclicker.wikia.com/wiki/Achievements
― wombspace (abanana), Thursday, 5 September 2013 12:23 (twelve years ago)
SPOILER
adjust the browser size, har har
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 September 2013 16:17 (twelve years ago)
973 million cps, 97 trillion banked, 1341 golden cookie clicks
fuck my life
― idembanana (abanana), Sunday, 8 September 2013 18:40 (twelve years ago)
i feel good about having stopped, you should try
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 September 2013 18:41 (twelve years ago)
http://barkingdoginteractive.com/lasttango/playcurrent.html
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 20:25 (twelve years ago)
cute!
― Nhex, Thursday, 12 September 2013 00:44 (twelve years ago)
http://game.cardhunter.com/
this is much fun
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 14 September 2013 02:13 (twelve years ago)
fifteen minute load time!
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 14 September 2013 17:23 (twelve years ago)
it's not loading, right, but just waiting in line for the server. i am queued for login at #336, estimated wait time in 11 minutes!
― Z S, Saturday, 14 September 2013 21:40 (twelve years ago)
it's great when you finally get in
― Mordy , Saturday, 14 September 2013 22:44 (twelve years ago)
yeah, this is pretty great.
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 20:45 (twelve years ago)
highly recommended the matrix simulatorhttp://superhotgame.com/
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 16:15 (twelve years ago)
whoah.
― Nhex, Wednesday, 18 September 2013 21:45 (twelve years ago)
that's an immediate purchase when they get the full-length game together.
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 22:49 (twelve years ago)
this is also great:http://terrycavanaghgames.com/nayasquest/
― erect, sporadic, notorious, genitals (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 02:01 (twelve years ago)
genius
― Nhex, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 03:14 (twelve years ago)
oh god, there's a new game+ mode
i can't believe he made and released this for free
― Nhex, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 04:04 (twelve years ago)
this is very short and easy but looks great and has some good jokes http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/624426
― Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 27 September 2013 20:07 (twelve years ago)
Yeah, I liked that. Two endings, so some replay value.
― emil.y, Friday, 27 September 2013 20:10 (twelve years ago)
http://forum.dashnet.org/categories/cc-general-discussion
thinking about moving from here to there tbh
― Euler, Saturday, 28 September 2013 22:57 (twelve years ago)
by the cookie clicker guyhttp://orteil.dashnet.org/nested
― erect, sporadic, notorious, genitals (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 October 2013 18:51 (twelve years ago)
Nested is way better than Cookie Clicker because unlike the latter it won't RUIN MY FUCKING LIFE
― Andrew Kornfan, Saturday, 5 October 2013 08:25 (twelve years ago)
my neighbor made this -- i think it's really beautiful:http://downloads.garagecoder.com/LD26/index.html
― Mordy , Monday, 7 October 2013 01:49 (twelve years ago)
http://sciencevsmagic.net/geo/
^^ this is fantastic
― the late great, Thursday, 10 October 2013 02:16 (twelve years ago)