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his erect antenna and bugged eyes are the joke i guess?

― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 June 2013 13:20 (thirteen years ago)

i think you guys are overthinking it

― Z S, Friday, 14 June 2013 13:22 (thirteen years ago)

when Quick Time Events lose the Quick Time
http://www.kotaku.com.au/2013/06/why-ryse-is-the-most-frustrating-game-of-e3/

I’m on the battlefield. I’m stomping through the corpses of my comrades swinging my sword at anything that moves. I begin a combo, I slash twice and then whooom slow motion is initiated, shit is about to get ‘cinematic’. A button prompt hovers elusively above the sword I’m about to drive into the throat of my enemy… argh I’m too slow! The prompt flickers, disappears.
I missed it. Damn.
But then somehow, for some reason, I still complete the cinematic ‘kill’.
What?
Maybe it’s a bug I think, but no. Next time I deliberately press the wrong button. The kill goes ahead, no consequences. Then I try hitting no buttons whatsoever. The kill goes ahead. I put the controller on the table in front of me, the kill goes ahead.
What is going on here?
I ask one of the Crytek people hovering at the booth – is this a bug? Why am I completing kills when I hit the wrong button prompt? Or, worse, no button at all. Turns out it was a deliberate design choice.
“We don’t want the player to feel frustrated,” I am told.

― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:23 (thirteen years ago)

holy lols

― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 14 June 2013 14:30 (thirteen years ago)

that's the future right there

― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:38 (thirteen years ago)

http://toucharcade.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/dragons-lair-hd-1.jpg

^ ryse prequel

― am0n, Friday, 14 June 2013 14:38 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=PE_9WyvjKWo#t=159s

― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 16 June 2013 15:58 (thirteen years ago)

“Sometimes I wish we had the easiness Western FPS (first-person shooters) have, to make everyone bald. We’re a company that’s known for unique hairstyles, but in a way we’re running out of ideas.”

Actual quote from Tetsuya Nomura (Regarding Final Fantasy XV)

― 乒乓, Monday, 17 June 2013 00:15 (thirteen years ago)

now i understand the plot of ffxiii

― Mordy , Monday, 17 June 2013 00:16 (thirteen years ago)

FFXV - WHY I AM SO BALD

― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 June 2013 02:33 (thirteen years ago)

hahaha

― Nhex, Monday, 17 June 2013 03:35 (thirteen years ago)

replace hair with belts

come on nomura, i dare you

― oxygenating our wombspace (abanana), Monday, 17 June 2013 11:43 (thirteen years ago)

or consider the possibilities of "fun" hats

― Z S, Monday, 17 June 2013 12:23 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ2X8PHAI6Y
this is pretty much the best thing i've seen all day

― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 June 2013 19:52 (thirteen years ago)

I was dying by the end of it. So good.

― EZ Snappin, Monday, 17 June 2013 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

oh yeah the hanggliding spock had me doubled over

― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 June 2013 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

when it returned after they pry the door open I almost pissed myself.

― EZ Snappin, Monday, 17 June 2013 20:28 (thirteen years ago)

lol @ saturday night phaser

― am0n, Monday, 17 June 2013 21:27 (thirteen years ago)

crying

― no man is an islam (onimo), Monday, 17 June 2013 22:32 (thirteen years ago)

wkiw

― 乒乓, Monday, 17 June 2013 23:30 (thirteen years ago)

omg amazing

― Nhex, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 03:37 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/XM2kBzh.gif

― am0n, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 14:44 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V1bFxRnTvM

― Pheeel, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 23:15 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/pjVZCty.jpg

― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 23:48 (thirteen years ago)

That last youtube is from the guys who do the F Plus podcast. If you enjoy more dramatic readings of internet idiocy, I recommend their show:

http://thefpl.us/

― Hockey Drunk (kingfish), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 03:33 (thirteen years ago)

Or at least featured several of their readers.

― Hockey Drunk (kingfish), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 03:35 (thirteen years ago)

Zappi that slayed me

― polyphonic, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 04:38 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/XFWqT.png

― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 16:14 (thirteen years ago)

8=D

― am0n, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 16:17 (thirteen years ago)

Zone - Friend

― am0n, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 16:18 (thirteen years ago)

lol

― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 16:18 (thirteen years ago)

i know i say this on an interweb platform but the idea of trying to conduct human affairs over xbox live is really fucked up to me

xp haa

― goole, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 16:19 (thirteen years ago)

excellent xxp

― 乒乓, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 16:21 (thirteen years ago)

xp you think that's bad, i know a woman who actually left her husband after doing the business over XBL playing Call of Duty

― Nhex, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 16:23 (thirteen years ago)

"Our so call leaders prostituted us to the west, destroyed our culture, our economies, our honour, just as they lay waste to our country we shall lay waste to theirs"

― goole, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 16:26 (thirteen years ago)

Zone - Friend
― am0n, Wednesday, June 19, 2013 4:18 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://urbntrnc.home.comcast.net/~urbntrnc/500/bowdown.gif

― kenjataimu (cozen), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

that box of tissues works every time
http://24.media.tumblr.com/d5da5989c6539b45e4ce1742354313fd/tumblr_mophjqnm8Q1qzp9weo2_400.jpg http://25.media.tumblr.com/27d33902a329eb2994ed512f59494ca7/tumblr_mophjqnm8Q1qzp9weo3_400.jpg http://24.media.tumblr.com/626ced25dee40c4e9e1e563c0faf8c57/tumblr_mophjqnm8Q1qzp9weo1_400.jpg

― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Thursday, 20 June 2013 21:02 (thirteen years ago)

Reggie room is terrifying, like that episode of Alan Partridge...

― CraigG, Thursday, 20 June 2013 21:22 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2013/06/19/peter-molyneux-reviews-iphone-fart-apps.aspx

― personal yeezus (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 21 June 2013 00:11 (thirteen years ago)

that is AMAZING

― DJP, Friday, 21 June 2013 01:15 (thirteen years ago)