but yeah
― joe bogus (am0n), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 19:41 (thirteen years ago)
uh oh. he may be going viralhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yV-9PSPIzY
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 19:44 (thirteen years ago)
Damon Reece 3 hours agoyour video is a dumb idea
― joe bogus (am0n), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 19:45 (thirteen years ago)
"i like doing this motion"
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 19:49 (thirteen years ago)
that headline lolhttp://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10888577
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Thursday, 6 June 2013 00:19 (thirteen years ago)
the "I am a GAMER" vid even made it to Matt Besser's improv podcast:
http://www.earwolf.com/episode/apocalypse-crushes/
― Hockey Drunk (kingfish), Thursday, 6 June 2013 05:28 (thirteen years ago)
this new Final Fantasy trailer is pretty lulz http://youtu.be/7d2nZvrFiwM"It would look like the saviour appears on the final day when she tries to destroy the world. But then a hero appears and puts an end to her sinister plan." O RLY
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Thursday, 6 June 2013 12:10 (thirteen years ago)
http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/3E3A3F8F-7ADA-4C1F-87A2-1ADE8192F379-60499-000006E5A0482E40_zps546d6200.jpg
― 乒乓, Thursday, 6 June 2013 23:19 (thirteen years ago)
lmao
― joe bogus (am0n), Friday, 7 June 2013 02:09 (thirteen years ago)
You mean to say that none of you have ever seen the classic movie 'The Mask of Dratula: Crazy Vampire'?
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Friday, 7 June 2013 07:32 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/PmlI90j.png
― 乒乓, Friday, 7 June 2013 12:52 (thirteen years ago)
the track itself is evidence of a cruel, thoughtful deity
― Nhex, Friday, 7 June 2013 13:21 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.minus.com/i04GiURzbcdoG.gif
― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 7 June 2013 18:32 (thirteen years ago)
wow, that's amazing
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 June 2013 18:34 (thirteen years ago)
what in the lol
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 7 June 2013 18:35 (thirteen years ago)
soon afterward, the two clank their wrists together painfully and there's a tense moment that quickly devolves into a real physical confrontation
― Z S, Friday, 7 June 2013 18:51 (thirteen years ago)
wondertwin powers activate
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 June 2013 18:52 (thirteen years ago)
the citizen kane of gifs :O
― joe bogus (am0n), Friday, 7 June 2013 18:53 (thirteen years ago)
now how is that not art
― sleepingbag, Friday, 7 June 2013 18:55 (thirteen years ago)
wowzers
― Nhex, Friday, 7 June 2013 19:29 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PnHzD1gPak
― oxygenating our wombspace (abanana), Friday, 7 June 2013 19:34 (thirteen years ago)
No wonder they hated videogames if their only experience was using that awful Sega Activator infrared controller ('You are the controller!' - hmmmm, sounds familiar)
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Friday, 7 June 2013 19:38 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql-UZv3AS-E
― joe bogus (am0n), Friday, 7 June 2013 19:47 (thirteen years ago)
activator bodyrings
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 June 2013 19:47 (thirteen years ago)
Instantly reminded me of this (linked because it's not a gaming lol)
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Friday, 7 June 2013 20:07 (thirteen years ago)
lol early 90s
"it will seem simple... because it is *applause*"
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Friday, 7 June 2013 20:20 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/jol1IIJ.jpg
― 乒乓, Sunday, 9 June 2013 13:02 (thirteen years ago)
Some kind of bizarre Pokemon / molest-people-on-trains crossover?
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Sunday, 9 June 2013 13:04 (thirteen years ago)
where did you get the molesting people part from
― 乒乓, Sunday, 9 June 2013 13:05 (thirteen years ago)
ash on the train is amusing
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 9 June 2013 17:00 (thirteen years ago)
Yeah he's just trying to catch the Pidgey
― Operation Gypsy Dildo (silby), Sunday, 9 June 2013 17:25 (thirteen years ago)
bonus points for being at Canary Wharf
― Nhex, Sunday, 9 June 2013 17:47 (thirteen years ago)
did not notice!
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 9 June 2013 20:19 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/y4zO2ZN.jpg
― 乒乓, Friday, 14 June 2013 12:00 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/Eb7Mwex.png
― 乒乓, Friday, 14 June 2013 12:07 (thirteen years ago)
these posts baffle me
― the bitcoin comic (thomp), Friday, 14 June 2013 12:21 (thirteen years ago)
wow, somebody brave enough to admit that they're old on the internet
― 乒乓, Friday, 14 June 2013 12:25 (thirteen years ago)
don't really get that one either tbh
― the bitcoin comic (thomp), Friday, 14 June 2013 12:27 (thirteen years ago)
Jokes about pikmin and animal crossing arent exactly state of the art bruv
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 June 2013 12:56 (thirteen years ago)
What's the actual joke in the Pikmin one? I remember the blue Pikmin as being good in water and....?
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 14 June 2013 13:06 (thirteen years ago)
his erect antenna and bugged eyes are the joke i guess?
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 June 2013 13:20 (thirteen years ago)
i think you guys are overthinking it
― Z S, Friday, 14 June 2013 13:22 (thirteen years ago)
when Quick Time Events lose the Quick Timehttp://www.kotaku.com.au/2013/06/why-ryse-is-the-most-frustrating-game-of-e3/
I’m on the battlefield. I’m stomping through the corpses of my comrades swinging my sword at anything that moves. I begin a combo, I slash twice and then whooom slow motion is initiated, shit is about to get ‘cinematic’. A button prompt hovers elusively above the sword I’m about to drive into the throat of my enemy… argh I’m too slow! The prompt flickers, disappears.I missed it. Damn.But then somehow, for some reason, I still complete the cinematic ‘kill’.What?Maybe it’s a bug I think, but no. Next time I deliberately press the wrong button. The kill goes ahead, no consequences. Then I try hitting no buttons whatsoever. The kill goes ahead. I put the controller on the table in front of me, the kill goes ahead.What is going on here?I ask one of the Crytek people hovering at the booth – is this a bug? Why am I completing kills when I hit the wrong button prompt? Or, worse, no button at all. Turns out it was a deliberate design choice.“We don’t want the player to feel frustrated,” I am told.
I missed it. Damn.
But then somehow, for some reason, I still complete the cinematic ‘kill’.
What?
Maybe it’s a bug I think, but no. Next time I deliberately press the wrong button. The kill goes ahead, no consequences. Then I try hitting no buttons whatsoever. The kill goes ahead. I put the controller on the table in front of me, the kill goes ahead.
What is going on here?
I ask one of the Crytek people hovering at the booth – is this a bug? Why am I completing kills when I hit the wrong button prompt? Or, worse, no button at all. Turns out it was a deliberate design choice.
“We don’t want the player to feel frustrated,” I am told.
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:23 (thirteen years ago)
holy lols
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 14 June 2013 14:30 (thirteen years ago)
that's the future right there
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:38 (thirteen years ago)
http://toucharcade.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/dragons-lair-hd-1.jpg
^ ryse prequel
― am0n, Friday, 14 June 2013 14:38 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=PE_9WyvjKWo#t=159s
― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 16 June 2013 15:58 (thirteen years ago)
“Sometimes I wish we had the easiness Western FPS (first-person shooters) have, to make everyone bald. We’re a company that’s known for unique hairstyles, but in a way we’re running out of ideas.”
Actual quote from Tetsuya Nomura (Regarding Final Fantasy XV)
― 乒乓, Monday, 17 June 2013 00:15 (thirteen years ago)
now i understand the plot of ffxiii
― Mordy , Monday, 17 June 2013 00:16 (thirteen years ago)
FFXV - WHY I AM SO BALD
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 June 2013 02:33 (thirteen years ago)