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story of my life

fucking castle gates fucking flying thing keeps sending me back to the start arrrrrrrgh

so stupid, but i like this

fucking castle gates fucking flying thing keeps sending me back to the start arrrrrrrgh

― we're up all night to get relegated (Noodle Vague), Thursday, May 2, 2013 12:52 PM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think you have to use the Beserker potion, that's how I got through it.

i got thru with some health potions, already wasted my berserker potions

okay, day two: the cauldron! WTF!

100psec is the max by putting in lollipops. I think a potion will let you do more.

.-/| 22 ~~**~~ \ / ~~**~~ 23 |\-.
|||| : ||||
|||| Turtle potion : potion ! ||||
|||| ----------------- : ||||
|||| A turtle ! : When you will be ||||
|||| A turtle ! : a turtle, you ||||
|||| Do you want to : will resist a lot ||||
|||| become a turtle ? : more to physical ||||
|||| : damage. But you ||||
|||| You'll be able to : will be slower, ||||
|||| become one with : too. ||||
|||| this fantastic : ||||
||||___________________ : ___________________||||
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bah

oh, forks

I can't beat this stupid Necromancer.

avidly awaiting coming home from work to see how many lollipops and candies have accumulated. i hate this game

wait what the shit how do i load my game

http://candies.aniwey.net/index.php?pass=XXXXX
where XXXXX is the five digit code for your player
or you can just save the bookmark

imp potion and fire potion help with necromancer

oic

i'm still on the dragon, sad face. i know what i need to do (teleport + invulnerability + maybe a turtle), but when it comes down to it i choke every time.

yeah that dragon is a pain in the ass

finally beat the fucking whale, not looking forward to the dragon

the excuse i'm using is that the summoning sword doesn't work very well against the dragon (or against bosses in general) because your summoned creature is usually destroyed by the boss within a second.

did i lock myself in by getting the Sword of Life, or can you still upgrade?

i think you are locked into whatever upgrade you choose

you can still power it up tho, not that it seems to be doing me any good, still stuck on bloody castle entrance

hint: pay attention to the asterisk on castle entrance

i can be less cryptic obv but i dont want to spoiler

super mario crossover is my favorite thing right now (but so hard)

beat the dragon and unlocked SPOILERhellSPOILER

________\o/COWCOW__________COW____________COW__________________
"The cow king ! It looks like a normal cow, but it isn't..."

the cow stage is more than a joke! lots of candy, and you can get the horn of plenty which gives you triple lp production.

i can beat the dragon easily using invincibility, teleporting and the seed. but hell is hell.

p.s. never buy "more candies" from the witch, at least not at this point. she never gives you more than you give her in lollipops.

i can't beat this fucking dragon.
what's the seed good for? You stop and cast attacks behind it?
oh wait
i think i just got it

does dropping candy on the ground do anything?

not that i can tell

booooooooooooo ok

no i haven't got it.

teleport, use the seed, use health potions while chopping

ohhhhhh. let me try that later

aw thought for sure the dragon was the final boss. now you have me coming back to this game again

Number of saves which killed the devil : 8709
Number of saves which finished the game : 3996

looks like hell isn't the final stage either

this is awesome, i'm avoiding reading y'all's comments for spoiler fear as i'm still very early. Love how it works completely well as a time-wasting whatever-tab, and simultaneously as a parody of RPG grinding, children's lessons in deferred gratification, and god knows what else. First trick I've picked up: keep hitting up the peaceful forest, it's worth it.

you're going to leave that peaceful forest behind preeeetty quickly!

i love hate this game

pretty minor spoiler for those who have beat the dragon already: there's a rly good item randomly dropped by a certain type of enemy in the castle keep level + you might wanna go back and beat that a cpl more times until you get it if u haven't already

ain't that the way: i finally beat the dragon and didn't get shit to show for it

i've crossed the threshold and this game has turned me into an actual insane person, keep an ear out for me, rambling about candy and the government, coming soon to a streetcorner near you

You have 9940016029 candies!
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You have 37355537 lollipops!
You have 7 chocolate bars \o/ (a bug ? Oo)
You have eaten 2401693790 candies!
You threw 0 candies on the ground.

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              .-'   _   '-. | cnd |
             /     |_|     \ '._.'
            /               \  |
           /|     _____     |\ |
            |    |==|==|    |  |
|---|---|---|    |--|--|    |  |
|---|---|---|    |==|==|    |  |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
        
        The lollipop farm
        
Lp planted : 1737211
Production : 10000 lp/sec

i beat it.... but it never ends.... the numbers just keep going UP

you haven't thrown ANY candies on the ground?

without giving anything even a little bit significant away, there's some function later that retrieves all those candies.

i cannot type sentences about this game without feeling like a schmuck -_-

i feel ya

I can't beat hell. :(

You can't get any more berserker potions other than the 5 that the frog gives you, can you?