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this game is uh super weird

goddamn whale f u

haha srsly

This is pretty neat but it's way more like Progress Quest than Frog Fractions. So far, anyway.

it's true but i'm kind of hooked anyway. it's nice to leave it running in the background while you eat dinner, then come back and have so many candies and lollipops. my lollipop farm is growing exponentially.

drags on at the end a bit though. should be more intermediate quests up to the final boss, at a certain point they're useless for getting candy

Anyone know if you can get more than 100 lollipops per second? I figure I'm going to throw up to 100k at it before giving up.

i'm early enough in the game that it's blowing my mind that someone could need more than 100 lollipops/second!

:D

i will appreciate these halcyon days on the lollipop farm when i was thrilled with getting 15 pops/minute. i was so innocent...

It's terrible, this is the sort of thing that's going to keep me up until the stupid hours of the morning, and then I will wonder what on earth I am doing with my life. And then I will beg for more lollipops.

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i answered all the frog questions...was kinda hoping for a better reward.

That's totally the Tom Baker Doctor Who.

xp

somebody please remind me to vote for this in coint and plick 2013. even if it ends in 20 minutes, or i get totally bored in 20 minutes, it's entertaining right now and worth some points. and if i did the math correctly, it provides infinite value, as it is free.

Anyone know if you can get more than 100 lollipops per second? I figure I'm going to throw up to 100k at it before giving up.

i'm at 71K, and i'm going to keep going. when it comes to investing lollipops, i have no fear

i stopped investing at 30k

now i'm just raiding the castle like a candy boss

shit, i accidentally closed my game window. my lollipop farm is lost :`(

i can't even raid the castle because i'm just a lonely lollipop farmer. shit, i just now realized i could be investing those l-pops into faster candy regeneration.

but i don't even care, i'm just going to keep throwing pops into the well

xpost

oh no! you didn't save?

*saves*

no, i'm going to have to start from scratch. fortunately i didn't get too far yet.

i enchanted my sword with the imp spell thing. hope that was the right decision.

I have a Sword of Life. Which, uh, kind of looks like something else.

wtf crafting now!

lol i went and saw a film and y'all got totally hooked!

god why am i doing this?

You have 644122 lollipops!
You have 0 chocolate bars :(

story of my life

fucking castle gates fucking flying thing keeps sending me back to the start arrrrrrrgh

so stupid, but i like this

fucking castle gates fucking flying thing keeps sending me back to the start arrrrrrrgh

― we're up all night to get relegated (Noodle Vague), Thursday, May 2, 2013 12:52 PM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think you have to use the Beserker potion, that's how I got through it.

i got thru with some health potions, already wasted my berserker potions

okay, day two: the cauldron! WTF!

100psec is the max by putting in lollipops. I think a potion will let you do more.

.-/| 22 ~~**~~ \ / ~~**~~ 23 |\-.
|||| : ||||
|||| Turtle potion : potion ! ||||
|||| ----------------- : ||||
|||| A turtle ! : When you will be ||||
|||| A turtle ! : a turtle, you ||||
|||| Do you want to : will resist a lot ||||
|||| become a turtle ? : more to physical ||||
|||| : damage. But you ||||
|||| You'll be able to : will be slower, ||||
|||| become one with : too. ||||
|||| this fantastic : ||||
||||___________________ : ___________________||||
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bah

oh, forks

I can't beat this stupid Necromancer.

avidly awaiting coming home from work to see how many lollipops and candies have accumulated. i hate this game

wait what the shit how do i load my game

http://candies.aniwey.net/index.php?pass=XXXXX
where XXXXX is the five digit code for your player
or you can just save the bookmark

imp potion and fire potion help with necromancer

oic

i'm still on the dragon, sad face. i know what i need to do (teleport + invulnerability + maybe a turtle), but when it comes down to it i choke every time.

yeah that dragon is a pain in the ass

finally beat the fucking whale, not looking forward to the dragon

the excuse i'm using is that the summoning sword doesn't work very well against the dragon (or against bosses in general) because your summoned creature is usually destroyed by the boss within a second.

did i lock myself in by getting the Sword of Life, or can you still upgrade?

i think you are locked into whatever upgrade you choose