it makes the calculator look like the cotton gin
― Nhex, Saturday, 20 April 2013 03:08 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/Ext7QfH.gif
― am0n, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 19:55 (thirteen years ago)
amazing
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 20:00 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/josephbernstein/how-to-explain-far-cry-3-blood-dragon-to-an-alien
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 17:36 (thirteen years ago)
enjoyed that
― am0n, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 17:46 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Vr8GO-kg0
― am0n, Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:13 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/maxtemkin/spelunky-dance
― abanana, Saturday, 4 May 2013 11:50 (thirteen years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/7c0978fc5a3a1819b1c9a02b5e417d8b/tumblr_mmrdu4GfXP1qjnbtgo3_500.gif
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 18:49 (thirteen years ago)
i died
― oxygenating our wombspace (abanana), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 18:58 (thirteen years ago)
nice.
― Nhex, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 18:59 (thirteen years ago)
― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 19:09 (thirteen years ago)
lol
― UTW, USA, ILX LIFER (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 19:32 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/vXBDmmo.gif
― 乒乓, Saturday, 18 May 2013 12:18 (thirteen years ago)
guilty lols
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Saturday, 18 May 2013 12:23 (thirteen years ago)
lol (all too easy)
― Nhex, Saturday, 18 May 2013 12:33 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/Ds3xA3u.jpg
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Saturday, 18 May 2013 12:34 (thirteen years ago)
feel like most of those ppl are taking the piss
― the bitcoin comic (thomp), Saturday, 18 May 2013 12:37 (thirteen years ago)
I played metroid for the first time around 6 months ago, and I got stuck on that bit too. I needed a youtube walkthrough to help me out. Felt v. embarrassed, though in my defense, the game doesn't explain shit, even if all you lot did complete this game when u were 6.
(gets coat, slunks off)
― food and boardgames and minimal techno (NotEnough), Monday, 20 May 2013 12:11 (thirteen years ago)
don't feel bad. most of us punched in JUSTIN BAILEY and called it a day
― Nhex, Monday, 20 May 2013 12:13 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/QcO2Z7L.gif
― am0n, Monday, 20 May 2013 19:35 (thirteen years ago)
damn, balls dropped his level of appreciation for me ;-(
― 乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 02:42 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
iirc that makes your Persona less powerful
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Monday, 20 May 2013 02:49 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― the bitcoin comic (thomp), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 01:32 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXWiG2B4zk
sad lol
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 20:20 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTzyudfuUtk
― klaus dingeldore's rhinelander monkey keeper father (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 20:44 (thirteen years ago)
hooooooooooooo boy @ poly video
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 20:56 (thirteen years ago)
seems fairly accurate:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/father-excitedly-tells-10yearold-son-about-new-vid,32518/?ref=auto
Father Excitedly Tells 10-Year-Old Son About New Video Game SystemNEWS IN BRIEF • Featured Section: American Families • Video Games • ISSUE 49•21 • May 21, 2013http://o.onionstatic.com/images/22/22148/original/700.jpg?4173WEST HAVEN, CT—Following Microsoft’s official unveiling of their latest video game console Tuesday, 41-year-old father of two Richard Shearer excitedly told his son David, 10, about the new features of the Xbox One. “It looks so awesome—the graphics are super realistic and there’s a new controller with these triggers that can, like, vibrate in different ways if you’re playing a shooting game or a racing game,” said the middle-aged accountant, tugging on his prepubescent child’s shirt to get his attention before loudly exclaiming that the console also features a Blu-Ray player and “can change the TV channels.” “And there’s this thing where, for the Kinect, it can track your fingers and your face, and it can even take voice commands! It’s so cool. We have to get one when it comes out!” At press time, Shearer was frantically calling his best friend Jacob, 43, to talk about the newly released commercial for forthcoming Xbox One game Call Of Duty: Ghosts.
NEWS IN BRIEF • Featured Section: American Families • Video Games • ISSUE 49•21 • May 21, 2013
http://o.onionstatic.com/images/22/22148/original/700.jpg?4173
WEST HAVEN, CT—Following Microsoft’s official unveiling of their latest video game console Tuesday, 41-year-old father of two Richard Shearer excitedly told his son David, 10, about the new features of the Xbox One. “It looks so awesome—the graphics are super realistic and there’s a new controller with these triggers that can, like, vibrate in different ways if you’re playing a shooting game or a racing game,” said the middle-aged accountant, tugging on his prepubescent child’s shirt to get his attention before loudly exclaiming that the console also features a Blu-Ray player and “can change the TV channels.” “And there’s this thing where, for the Kinect, it can track your fingers and your face, and it can even take voice commands! It’s so cool. We have to get one when it comes out!” At press time, Shearer was frantically calling his best friend Jacob, 43, to talk about the newly released commercial for forthcoming Xbox One game Call Of Duty: Ghosts.
― Hockey Drunk (kingfish), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 21:19 (thirteen years ago)
this person does not exist lol
― Nhex, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 22:34 (thirteen years ago)
is 'i am a gamer' really real? i was with it up til the 'eternal virgin' part. either way, enormous lols all round
― NI, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 02:02 (thirteen years ago)
i'm afraid that guy is serioushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jbHnax67bQ
― klaus dingeldore's rhinelander monkey keeper father (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 05:23 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR5fD46uwYs
― klaus dingeldore's rhinelander monkey keeper father (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 06:12 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/i6JwHzr.jpg
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 13:23 (thirteen years ago)
this is a phenomenon worth further investigation - i.e. what you have done/created is awesome but it means you are an asshole.
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 13:31 (thirteen years ago)
yeah i wnkiw that dude irl
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 13:36 (thirteen years ago)
what's wnkiw? the googles do nothing
― oxygenating our wombspace (abanana), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 19:26 (thirteen years ago)
'wkiw' = 'would kick it with', so, with n, not.
but i can't tell who RS and pingpong are talking about? the gamer virgin guy?
― goole, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 19:27 (thirteen years ago)
acura legend of zelda guy
i think wkiw is actually a rare (acura) ilx original right?
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 19:30 (thirteen years ago)
o i c
and yeah, i think it is!
― goole, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 19:31 (thirteen years ago)
platonic variation of 'ws' iirc
yeah i remember lurking ilx back in like 2005 and trying to figure out what wkiw and otm were
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 19:32 (thirteen years ago)
watersports are never platonic
― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 19:33 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_Eff4JULhU
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 19:47 (thirteen years ago)
― polyphonic, Tuesday, May 21, 2013 4:20 PM
i couldnt make it thru that
― am0n, Thursday, 23 May 2013 15:24 (thirteen years ago)
i kept hoping for some sign it was a parody
― steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 23 May 2013 15:32 (thirteen years ago)
remember the Sim City rant guy? that showed no signs at all of being a parody, but i'm pretty sure it was
― Nhex, Thursday, 23 May 2013 16:19 (thirteen years ago)
Why travel to foreign countries when you can just play Skyrim.
― polyphonic, Thursday, 23 May 2013 17:14 (thirteen years ago)
that the clear and immediate finitude of even the most immersive games isn't obvious to this kid is really depressing to me
― goole, Thursday, 23 May 2013 17:17 (thirteen years ago)
You don't get it! He's an actual expert in actual swordplay and smithing!
― nagl dude dude dude (ledge), Thursday, 23 May 2013 17:27 (thirteen years ago)
he *became* a blacksmith
― steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 23 May 2013 17:28 (thirteen years ago)
can a real-life blacksmith double-enchant a daedric sword that turns away mudcrabs up to level 9? i can.
― am0n, Thursday, 23 May 2013 17:37 (thirteen years ago)
Real life blacksmithing is just dumb; you get carbon black all over everything and you blow black snot into tissues for like two days after
― Hockey Drunk (kingfish), Thursday, 23 May 2013 22:41 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/vKpB4TG.jpg
― 乒乓, Sunday, 26 May 2013 12:27 (thirteen years ago)