iPhone games (also Ipod Tooch/iPad games too)

still on Tiny Tower

24 floors, also my new favorite renaming is JUNGLE APTS --> YES IT'S RACIST

haha

Ridiculous Fishing is my game of the moment

it's so great. quintessential iphone game

But... $3!

That's too much? I so rarely look at price, unless it is a final fantasy game.

BETTER COME QUICK IF YOU WANT ANYTHING FROM THE QBERT SEX SWING

I will never get tired of this

i think i'm mostly done with slayin' but still can't recommend enough

But... $3!

Cup of fancy coffee

i have one last fish to catch

getting the last fish drove me crazy. but once you get it, the game doesn't really have anything else for you except trying to get deeper on the last level :-(

Really wish there was some more content there.

I cannot get past 6 fish left. How deep do you have to go to get them?!

I enjoyed the art and music in Ridiculous Fishing, but found playing the game to actually be a chore & sort of shit (after the shine of the first couple of minutes). Little things missing made it even more annoying, like no reset when you screw up. I feel like the first part of the game, dodging fish is okay, but then coming up and catching fish is less fun (and seems to take forever) and shooting the fish once you get to the surface is boring and also takes too long.

I hate that it stops spotify anytime I try to play. iOS developers should let me decide when I want to listen to my music or their shitty soundtracks over and over.

I'm looking at you hexagon.

the last fish are rare and there are secrets to getting them. to get most of them you have to get through the credits sequence first, and then they're scattered about. there are spoiler guides online that explain the tricks.

i feel like i played an almost-identical game (in terms of mechanics) but with different graphix before? anyone know what im talkin bout?

aha it was NINJA FISHING

http://toucharcade.com/2011/07/20/a-seafood-buffet-radical-fishing-ridiculous-fishing-and-ninja-fishing/

yeah, ninja fishing was a rip off off this in its original flash form

i've been playing Fairway Solitaire and liked it for a while but am now basically done it, like even went back and got three stars on levels i didn't get three stars on and now i'm at the point where they want me to pay points for new levels. but i'm also kind of bored of it. it's sort of my kind of game, but sort of not.

i also tried playing Tiny Tower but i'm not sure what the point of it is?? you build a tower and put people in it and give them jobs and money accumulates and you buy more floors and stuff with it. and so on. where are the problems to solve (and possibly monsters)? i don't get it.

i've also been playing this game called Jewels that a friend suggested to me, which is good for playing while waiting for things or watching episodes of some tv show, mostly fringe.
i like it because i like Tetris, but it is no Tetris. I should prob just get Tetris. But what game is out there that is a bit more like tetris meets a kind-of-quick narrative (i have no patience for things like zelda) + unlocking levels that are new&different?

Dream of Pixels is like an anti- or reverse- tetris thing where you carve tetris pieces of of this descending cloud. Its quite good + it has multiple gameplay modes + puzzles that are fun and tricky.

Its the only falling-stuff puzzle-ish thing that I've played on ios that I've really enjoyed.

cool, thanks!

rrrobyn, you know that fairway solitaire gives you three new courses every day for free right? (well, you have to unlock the second and third ones through challenge cups or in game money. but not real money.)

oh i know, yeah i wasn't being clear about "pay" meaning game money, haha, kind of silly, i know
and i will continue to play fairway solitaire regardless

In which Tombot attempts to mathematics:

It looks like over half my tiny tower bitizens are in their dream job. Since I have evenly distributed types of workplaces ( not favoring creative or food over retail or service, etc) and the bitizens' dream job attribute is randomly assigned, that means I have more than half of the possible workplaces, right?

If you're not tyrantin' all over your complex, kicking out the poor fools who don't match your shop requirements with a high rating you're doin it wrong

haha that is how i was playing it and i felt as triumphant as i felt underhanded. tyranny.

This looks promising, will report back:
http://www.mighty-dungeons.com/

I'm so bad at slayin

Interestingly as I approach 100 floors I now am able to feel both ashamed of my mistakes and frustrated at the impudence of fate just as I were playing a real game with failure and consequences and shit. This weekend I accidentally built TWO recreational floors in a row, causing demand for that class to drop, and on top of that motherfuckin' Tiny Tower God gave me a goddamn theatre and a planetarium, which FUCK YOU only one guy has a dream job at the theater so the rest are seasonal stiffs who stock at the normal rate. Slowing down my revenue means it takes forever to build new floors so recovering from this tactical error is going to take all week. SHIT.

Also this game proves, perversely, the value of collective bargaining. If my 180 wage slave population individually approached me for free rent, I'd happily oblige, since rent is now a piddle proportion of my daily profit. If they struck for a larger slice of the pie that currently accrues I, as the "benevolent" overlord of this arcology that exists strictly as a vehicle for my amusement and outlet for my various latent mental disorders, I'd be well fucked. Firing my dream jobbers would be excruciating. If there's anything to learn from Tiny Tower, it's that scabs should be a terrifying prospect for any capitalist - thankfully, Tiny is a right-to-work state, like all game development studios and other "creative" workplaces.

important post

hah!

tombot u are a giant in the field of video game criticism imho

still remember this after all these years:

I realized this morning that FFT/FFTA should really just be renamed "Final Fantasy: Human Resources Management," I mean I'm only a few hours in and I already feel like I should be putting together Training And Orientation For New Hires packets or some shit. "Take him down the hall, get his badge made up, issue him a White Staff, Leather Garb and send him on a Level 1 Dispatch." WHY IS IT FUN?

-- TOMBOT (bes...), February 25th, 2005.

Short version: this is actually a game that teaches the player that the instrumental variable in any enterprise is the productivity of your workforce, and the role of the management must be to optimize that while hoping that circumstances will make it easy to do so. There's no "making lemonade," there's just sucking it up and waiting for a slow spell to pass. And trying not to make basic executive fuckups like overinvesting in a saturated market. AAAARGH.

i'm glad that people can find value in tiny towers. personally i blame it for the great seasonal depression of spring '12

saved up to buy the wizard in slayin and am terrible at controlling him. with sword dude i can get through maybe three bosses before its all over.

meanwhile i finally got two more heros on nimble numble but i think that sucked out the rest of my motivation to play because the next will be a bear to get to.

Also thank goodness there's no feature where the cute little people show up late three times in a row because of recidivist partying tendencies stemming from a rough patch with their lover, or have to move back to Wyoming for family disasters, or get diagnosed with rare wtf.

I had a spree on nimble quest this weekend, I got the demon and the forest freak and everybody has 2 stars and it is devastating. Until I get to graveyard 2 and shit gets completely out of hand - but that's how the depths felt, and the castle before that, so I know I can overcome once I get over the fact that all the other levels are totally boring now. Oops.

how did you get everyone to two stars? loading up on gems?

Yup. Half grinding for Xp to cut the price, half grinding for cash to pay up. Also trying out some diff "techniques" to see if there's better or worse ways to snake for MAXIMUM CARNAGE. My tip is to roam the edges until money or easy pickings draw you into the center; once in the open, weave back and forth so your trailers can all get more shots off and at least a few folks are always "insulated" from shots

Rats and bats are the worst imho

come to think of it the two weeks or so i played tiny towers was a xmas season ramp-up to a breakup and i might as well blame it for that

good tips. i tend to just wander randomly exposed in the middle chasing enemies. have my crew up to level one, but nobody even close to level two. not sure the gameplay engages me enough to push through that far. i mean i suppose if i was better at it the grind wouldn't be as arduous but...

ha a friend of mine got really into tiny tower after i mentioned off-handedly that i'd seen it on this thread. here are excerpts from his emails over the few days that followed

Subject: 	Tiny Tower - Reflections from the 23rd floor
	Date: 	6 April 2013 18:35:40 CEST

What astonishes me is how few flaws (not floors!) there are. I only have two tiny niggles (not towers!). Firstly, that you can't see the stock levels of items in the shop when restocking a third. So, I might be restocking my purses in Women's Fashion, suddenly a Big Spender appears in the lobby, if my lobby is full I need to decide between sending her to Women's Fashion to buy dresses, or sending her to The Soda Brewery to buy up those kegs, but I can't see the amounts due to re-stocking! This is one error I would lobby the designers to change (not in the lobby of course!).

Secondly, I think the cost of specifying what floor you want is prohibitive. Yes, I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND THERE SHOULD BE A FEE. Hey, why not make it up to thirty Tower Bux! But over 75 Bux to get a Fortune Teller instead of a Doctor's Office?! Come ON!!!!!

I love the feeling of going to bed with a really nicely stocked and balanced tower, safe in the knowledge that I will awake to over 20,000 fresh Bux and a great deal of re-stocking to be done! (My tip is to set your alarm for 3 hours before you want to get up, start re-stocking then, and when you wake up in three hours time it's the best of both worlds. Or should I say the best of both towers!)

Subject: 	Tiny Tower - Reflections from the 29th Floor
	Date: 	8 April 2013 15:43:30 CEST

I stand on the roof. Below me, the ache and grind, the chatter and clank of workman, till and lift, hum into silence. The wind catches me. Such wind up here. Wind that blasts and cackles at those who reach this high. I fear to look up, nor can I, the crick in my neck, brought on by days of slaving, restricts me so.

The wind. Again the wind. What winds disturb the leaf and matter from this floor? What dregs of street-level life can be brought to mind by such a wind.

Subject: 	Tiny Tower - Reflections from the 39th Floor
	Date: 	11 April 2013 22:29:42 CEST

It's funny really, they still ask me "Will you help find A. Fernandez? A box of chinchillas has arrived for him" or "An old friend of Amy Newman is looking for her, will you help?". Of course I will! I always have! Initially it was simply for the bux. Trust me, when you've only got a Smoothie Shop and a Giggsy's, you need those Goddamn bux! But now, with The BBQ Place just finished, I do it more to help out my Bitizens. It's nice to check in with them from time to time, maybe give their place a new coat of paint while I'm at it.

The crick in my neck has almost fully recovered. The best advice i can give to avoid future problems is to mix up the positions from which you Tower. So, half an hour sat hunched is fine, trust me! But only as long as you shift things up with an hour on your front, a pillow under your chest. Then try lying on your back, with the phone held right in front of your eyes, say for ten minutes, or until your fingers go cold. Then I'd suggest going back to the hunch, or maybe even sitting bolt upright, like an army major, phone out in direct line with your eyes. After this you can revert to position one.

Subject: 	Tiny Tower - Reflections From The Ground
	Date: 	13 April 2013 19:13:34 CEST

This may come as a huge shock to all those friends, tourists and Bitizens themselves, who had come to view this iconic building as part of their everyday life. But I'm afraid the commitment to building had come to effect my health. My neck and back ache, my eyesight has actually worsened over the past two days, and I have not been looking after myself mentally and physically.

I would like to say, for the record, that building those 42 floors was one of the most exciting, challenging experiences of my life. I will miss the hurly burly, the hustle and bustle, the coin and bux of the daily grind.

But now it's time to take on a new challenge, a little game I like to call life!...

Sorry...That should read Temple Run 2...a little game I like to call Temple Run 2

ur friend should do game reviews

haha wow that is great
and tom's description/analysis too
both also help explain why i find that game so alienating and pointless.

but will play tetris and dream pixels and etc forever

I just got a trophy for playing 125,000 cards in Fairway Solitaire. I have a problem.

i don't wanna know how long it took you to get it because i feel a similar trophy might be coming my way soon. worst part being that i keep getting fed up wiith this game yet return to it all the time because i need my damn 3 stars & cps for achieving the challenges

newish iPad mini owner, really enjoying Zen Pinball's Star Wars: Episode V table. Size/aspect works. Couldn't really see playing it on a phone.