Final Fantasy VII: Kind Of REDACTED In Retrospect

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I hated the way you had to fight every single random battle on the plains to get experience, otherwise your characters were too shit to fight the big bosses. Sometimes you'd just finish a battle and then that fucking annoying noise again, jesus!!!

I can't remember what I changed cait sith's name to, but I'm sure it was better than cait sith.

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 13:51 (twenty years ago)

Was it Algernon Vang?

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 13:53 (twenty years ago)

I tend not to have much problem with long cutscenes, seeing as that's when I go to the bathroom. Plus I actually have really fond memories of the high-level spell cutscenes, because once you got into the really long ones they kept advancing them, almost with every single use, to the point where it seemed like any higher spell level would have to involve destroying the entire universe. I mean, first the dragon comes out of the atmosphere, and then it comes from behind the sun or something, and then by the end the damn thing zooms out to some dark planet even beyond Pluto and the giant mega-dragon spends five minutes racing through the entire solar system and then homing back in one your one enemy's ass -- that was #7, right? That was pretty sweet.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 21:49 (twenty years ago)

http://www.j-fan.com/gamehumor/ssffvii.jpg

Laura H. (laurah), Friday, 20 January 2006 17:52 (twenty years ago)

first the dragon comes out of the atmosphere, and then it comes from behind the sun or something, and then by the end the damn thing zooms out to some dark planet even beyond Pluto and the giant mega-dragon spends five minutes racing through the entire solar system and then homing back in one your one enemy's ass

yeh, and after all that it causes only 200 damage or something.
i have very fond memories of ff vii, as i was very ill at the time i played it & the only thing i could cope with was switching on my console & then lying in bed pressing x and o repeatedly.

zappi (joni), Friday, 20 January 2006 22:04 (twenty years ago)

Chrono Cross had plenty of these overblown cutscene attack segments(like the meteor attack, etc)

hell, even Planescape and Anachronax had them, and both games made explicit where they cribbed it from

kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 20 January 2006 22:12 (twenty years ago)

A LITTLE BIRDY TELLS ME THAT ONE OF OUR FORUM REGULARS HAS BEEN PLAYING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS GAME THIS WEEKEND

Dan (Haws) Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 22 January 2006 19:47 (twenty years ago)

Not true, I uninstalled it earlier this week. And then watched Advent Children anyway.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Sunday, 22 January 2006 21:01 (twenty years ago)

i have yet to see advent children. is it any good?

kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 22 January 2006 23:38 (twenty years ago)

NO

adam (adam), Monday, 23 January 2006 01:21 (twenty years ago)

Yes

VIDEO STRESS (blastocyst), Monday, 23 January 2006 04:08 (twenty years ago)

FIGHT IT OUT WITH DICKS

kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 23 January 2006 05:33 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

this is sort of adorable

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKq9iJMXs8Y

Jordan, Friday, 21 December 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

this thread makes me so sad because its mostly kind of right. i used to have a poster of cloud--this whole game was my life for like 6 months.

max, Friday, 21 December 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

What is wrong w/ you people Yuffie is so obviously the best followed closely by Cait Sith.

Leee, Friday, 21 December 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

Ugh, that video has horrible sound quality. I will go FULLBORE NOSTALGIA and say those pop-midi soundtracks of IV-VI were vastly superior the more film-like scores to VIII and later.

Nhex, Friday, 21 December 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

i stand by my comments upthread.

Jordan, Friday, 21 December 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

I think the quality is fine in the Youtube video, it's just the actual performance itself that has problems. I demand perfection in my RPG battle themes, and the younger the performers are, the more perfection I demand! 110%.

Z S, Friday, 21 December 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

"Still More Fighting" is the best song in the game.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTqX9IKmZtQ

abanana, Friday, 21 December 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

This is actually pretty awesome

The chocobo theme performed on dual guitars by Zack Kim, the goto hangout buddy in 6th grade, who also performs the Simpsons theme and Super Mario Bros. song upon request.

Z S, Friday, 21 December 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

ha, that last kid is sick!

Jordan, Friday, 21 December 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

An early ILG classick

kingfish, Monday, 9 March 2009 07:58 (seventeen years ago)

I've softened on FFVII quite a lot but overlong cut-scenes can still fuck right off.

SB ya later, alligator (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 March 2009 08:12 (seventeen years ago)

probably my favourite gaming memory, but yeah i wouldn't go back to it.

Anthony, I am not an Alcoholic & Drunk (darraghmac), Monday, 9 March 2009 09:56 (seventeen years ago)

I realise there might be something wrong with me but i still go back to it. recently to finish of the emerald weapon, and i certainly will give ruby a try sometime in the future

sonderangerbot, Monday, 9 March 2009 11:46 (seventeen years ago)

ugh I hate that I titled this thread this

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Monday, 9 March 2009 12:53 (seventeen years ago)

find it kind of retarded, in retrospect?

the British have some odd talents, writing obituaries is one of them (Lamp), Monday, 9 March 2009 14:24 (seventeen years ago)

i still love this game, and also hate it

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 9 March 2009 14:27 (seventeen years ago)

i had the orchestral score

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 9 March 2009 14:27 (seventeen years ago)

SEPHIROTH! dun dun dun dun dun dundun SEPHIROTH!!

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 9 March 2009 14:28 (seventeen years ago)

sephiroth will never lose his awesomeness though.

Anthony, I am not an Alcoholic & Drunk (darraghmac), Monday, 9 March 2009 15:06 (seventeen years ago)

ya that one-winged angel track is tha hotness

boner state university (cankles), Monday, 9 March 2009 17:27 (seventeen years ago)

i wish i could find CD1 so i could sell this

abanana, Monday, 9 March 2009 17:35 (seventeen years ago)

See, I've played other PC RPGs that people have madly repped for (particularly Arcanum and the Fallout series) and been seriously "eh" about them. The thing that made the Black Isle/Bioware games so outstanding was that they managed to get the seamless actionesque interface properly on top of the turn-based combat system; that revolution in and of itself completely flipped expectations from RPGs to another level, whereas FFVII basically made console RPGs focus on cutscenes and stat-fiddling.

I will not deny that the storyline to FFVII is great. It's some seriously excellent narrative. I found the actual game mechanics irritating, though; even when it came out for the PC, I had absolutely no desire to pick it up (I'd played it on my roommate's PS and I was moving out due to getting married.)

― Dan (But Yeah, Cait Sith Is Retardo) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, January 12, 2006 12:18 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hah, i'm playin BG1 right now and those 2 games (fallout[awesome], arcanum[sux]) are my main points of comparison. i have a lot of problems with it, mostly gameplay related - just a lot of dumb design decisions. like, if you're implementing a regimented, RTS-style group formation movement system that makes it impossible to maneuver in tight spaces, make sure that half the game's environments (ie. all the interiors) aren't comprised of ventilation duct-sized corridors and matchbox houses. and the fact that enemies respawn WHILE YOU'RE IN an area drives me nuts, it's basically the same as random battles and possibly is worse. it's got some things going for it tho, like great strategic depth to the fighting and it's pretty immersive. i think it's just that everything lives in the shadow of fallout for me now.

boner state university (cankles), Monday, 9 March 2009 19:52 (seventeen years ago)

Honestly, BG2 kicks all kinds of shit out of BG1. It's seriously amazing.

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:04 (seventeen years ago)

(there are still some pathing issues but MAN the story is about a bazillion times better)

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:04 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, i actually started off w/BG2, but when it threw me in the middle of this story i didnt know wtf about, i just said fuckit and DLed (420 pirate pc games every day peace) BG1.

boner state university (cankles), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:08 (seventeen years ago)

i hated arcanum and bg1 but i dont have a clear recollection of why - arcanum i remember being just ugly not as part of any aesthetic but just ugly and cheap-looking. bg1 was frustrating but idk why

FFVII basically made console RPGs focus on cutscenes and stat-fiddling.

i think theres a really good thread in this - i think this is still partially true and it might be interesting to talk about "games that have had changed the other games in their genre are made" but less wordy and awful

Lamp, Monday, 9 March 2009 20:13 (seventeen years ago)

BG1 is HARDER THAN HELL. It's kind of insane how impossible some of the fights are until you get into the rhythm of combat management; anyone who can do well at that game playing real-time gets serious kudos from me.

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:14 (seventeen years ago)

arcanum WAS very ugly and cheaply made - it's like a 9 year old game and it was still considered dated looking when it came out.

boner state university (cankles), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:15 (seventeen years ago)

i feel like i put together a great lil party in BG - one tank (-7 AC) and 5 archers. they just mow motherfuckers down. only thing I'm lacking is great magic, Dynaheir is my only mage and she's limited in her spell selection

boner state university (cankles), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:17 (seventeen years ago)

Oh dude, keep levelling her; IIRC she is an unstoppable monster by the end of the game.

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:18 (seventeen years ago)

I mean, yes, her 4 hp means she gets cut down a LOT initially but some of the spells she gets to by the end are fantastic.

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:19 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, she is def getting better over time, it just takes a while to build up some useful spells. saves u money on identifying shit too

minsc is a philosopher-king imo

boner state university (cankles), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:21 (seventeen years ago)

BG1 is HARDER THAN HELL.

i really missed out on this era of pc gaming (say like 97-00) i was @ lol boarding school and didnt have access to a computer that would play them. i did however play jap imports including FFV and it was crazy to me how much harder the combat in bg was.

FFVII has one of the worst combat systems in any well-regarded rpg imo

Lamp, Monday, 9 March 2009 20:22 (seventeen years ago)

Minsc is far and away the best character to ever appear in a roleplaying game ever (2nd fave: HK-47 from Knights of the Old Republic)

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:23 (seventeen years ago)

the great thing about the 1-tank system is that i basically have one unhittable dude who i lead in front by a ways, so he soaks up basically all the attackers while the untouched ranged fighters just fire away. i think traps have probably killed them more than bad guys.

boner state university (cankles), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:23 (seventeen years ago)

I think the party I ended up rolling with the last time I played was:

Me (fighter)
Branwen
Imoen
Garrick
Minsc
Dynaheir

I did tend to send Minsc or myself in swinging and have everyone else range the monsters to death.

Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:28 (seventeen years ago)

ya, I grew up a JRPG dude and i avoided western PC RPGs for years partly because of the steep curve when u first get into them. now i'm at the point where I can't play JRPGs because they're too easy. *casts KOTR over and over*

boner state university (cankles), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:29 (seventeen years ago)

At this point, Costa del Sol is probably going to be in like... part 3 or something

mh, Thursday, 23 April 2020 15:16 (six years ago)

Not a spoiler at this point, but the released remake thus far only covers Midgar, from what I've read

mh, Thursday, 23 April 2020 15:17 (six years ago)

the name 'costa del sol' is a sleeper hit for one of the wackiest real-world-appropriated name choices in all japanese video game development

and man i hope there's someone out there who's really really hyped for this and somehow hadn't learned it only covers midgar, and after their 60-hour midgar experience they're furious that the game ends there

the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Friday, 24 April 2020 07:30 (six years ago)

Woulda been me eventually

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 24 April 2020 08:17 (six years ago)

I’m glad the kind-of-spoiler I read is actually something that becomes clear as you’re playing, regarding the weird spectres

mh, Friday, 24 April 2020 15:17 (six years ago)

Big fan of Cloud's mom being called Claudia

The late game bit where some toughs sic a monster on you in a junkyard with great fanfare is also good clean mischief

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 27 April 2020 19:24 (six years ago)

one year passes...

This game is very very pretty on ps5 and I have having a great time playing it. I think after 15 years of trying final fantasy games, it’s finally starting to click why they are so well loved

hrep (H.P), Sunday, 13 March 2022 07:52 (four years ago)

one month passes...

Initial (~8-12 hours, rmde) impressions:

This game is long! I'm still pnly bombing Shinra buildings?
After reading some guides, I think I'm finally understanding the combat, but man, it's complicated and the game doesn't do much to ease you into it. (It does make me long for simple nice turn-based action.)
I really don't like Barrett's voice actor. :(
I guess it's been a while since I played an FF (lol I think 9 was the last one) but I've forgotten how campy it could be.

Carnegie Felon (Leee), Saturday, 30 April 2022 20:01 (four years ago)

one year passes...

Pretty much everyone who played the first part of the remake said the only thing it was really missing was having constant interruptions from that weird little cunt in the sailor outfit

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 2 March 2024 19:29 (two years ago)


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