Oh yes I know there's a sequel
― "Bellini." (DJP), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 01:38 (eleven years ago) link
Fuck why did I download Infinity Blade
― "Bellini." (DJP), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 13:22 (eleven years ago) link
Get out while you can
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 13:28 (eleven years ago) link
lol, u thought sword and poker was a timesink
― the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 15:39 (eleven years ago) link
IB is totally a grind, but it's a fun grind with a good narrative gimmick. IB 2 is even better
― Nhex, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 16:08 (eleven years ago) link
i finished ib in like 2 hrs
― caek, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 18:14 (eleven years ago) link
no autographs please
define "finished"
― the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 18:18 (eleven years ago) link
he's talking about his irritable bowel
― "Bellini." (DJP), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
i killed the last guy and if there was more to do i don't want to hear about it
― caek, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
also my butt
http://www.joystiq.com/2013/03/06/sonic-dash-set-to-speed-onto-the-app-store-midnight-tonight/
downloading this now, temple run clone be damned
― ≪江南Style≫ (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 20:46 (eleven years ago) link
it's okay for two bucks
― ≪江南Style≫ (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 21:43 (eleven years ago) link
You're supposed to kill him over and over and over
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 22:43 (eleven years ago) link
IB is so boring and yet I find myself playing it when I have two or three minutes. That's why Polymer is so great, quick load and makes me think of Katamari.
― hyggeligt, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 23:52 (eleven years ago) link
i know this demolishes any GAMER CRED i have but the game for me that is my timesuck is pvzombies YES AGAIN i wish i knew why
― the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 March 2013 00:28 (eleven years ago) link
cuz they just put it out for free
i know cuz it happened to me :(
hopefully this means new one soon?
― zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 7 March 2013 00:30 (eleven years ago) link
that'd be cool
― markers, Thursday, 7 March 2013 00:34 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.nbcnews.com/technology/ingame/plants-vs-zombies-2-will-eat-your-brains-next-spring-954246
looks like it, though this article is pretty old.
― Clay, Thursday, 7 March 2013 00:42 (eleven years ago) link
i have hit the level cap on the simpsons game o_O
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Monday, 11 March 2013 15:55 (eleven years ago) link
raising a kid should be no prob, then
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Monday, 11 March 2013 15:58 (eleven years ago) link
7268th, 3.8 billion in mamc
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 03:15 (eleven years ago) link
I up to 3.1 b I believe. Feel lke it's just a matter of time before I luck in to a huge score.
― Jeff, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 03:22 (eleven years ago) link
11.88bn and yeah, it felt like pure luck really, not even sure how it happened.
― JimD, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 07:11 (eleven years ago) link
grabbed knights of pen and paper while it was free. its a nice throwback rpg.
― s.clover, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 15:57 (eleven years ago) link
^let me know how that is, i was looking at it on the store the other day
― multi instru mentat list (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 17:49 (eleven years ago) link
There is no life, only Candy Crush Saga.
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 17:50 (eleven years ago) link
that game is such bullshit man
― Euler, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 18:33 (eleven years ago) link
^thispen and paper is worth your time until it becomes a horrible grind. you should be able to get at least two or three hours of fun from it. Maybe more. Worth two bucks easy.
― the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 18:37 (eleven years ago) link
What's bullshit about it? It's fun.
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 18:53 (eleven years ago) link
It's basically just Bejeweled but I like the mechanics of dealing with pieces that have goo on them or are roped up. I like how the special pieces affect the game board.
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago) link
I dunno 225 tries on level 33 took the wind out of my sails
then my wife beat the level! & the game wanted 99 cents to keep playing! was like, why should I pay you to keep hitting myself over the head?
― Euler, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago) link
I beat the first 50 levels and am working on three starring all of them
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 18:59 (eleven years ago) link
what bullshit about it is that it's basic game mechanics that can only be played proper past a certain point by paying for the answer
― the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 19:20 (eleven years ago) link
I don't pay for anything except more levels.
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 19:28 (eleven years ago) link
The 5 lives per 2h30 has been helpful in curbing obsessive tendencies because extortionate or not, the game owns your soul.
Three starred up to level 80 besides 77 which is really testing my patience. Still not comfortable with the idea of buying consumable extras on such games.
― tsrobodo, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 19:48 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah I will never, ever buy a consumable in-game anything.
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 19:49 (eleven years ago) link
24.1bn now in SMAMC. I have to beat Dan before I get the 24 hour total playtime achievement because when that happens I need to quit.
― JimD, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 19:15 (eleven years ago) link
I've played 1 day 6 hours and 23 mins. :(
― Jeff, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 19:20 (eleven years ago) link
I have played 1 day, 18 hours, 23 min... on my phone. No idea how long on the iPad.
I hit the 24 hour achievement in November ;_;
― Darth Icky (DJP), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 19:32 (eleven years ago) link
are there different leaderboards for iphone vs ipad?
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:08 (eleven years ago) link
I assume play time is tracked separately on both devices; game level is (I am still under level 30 on the iPad whereas on the phone I'm on... level 164)
― Darth Icky (DJP), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
btw for those curious, the coin bonus rolls over back to the beginning every 30 levels
i am on 90 atm
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:33 (eleven years ago) link
having to buy the broken multiplier challenges when they comes up fills me with rage though. fix your shit, jerks
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:34 (eleven years ago) link
haha yeah OTM, that shit is infuriating
― Darth Icky (DJP), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:34 (eleven years ago) link
7216th, 3.905 billion
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:42 (eleven years ago) link
should we maybe start a SMAMC thread
i think every time i have knocked out a new high score it has been with the peace, double condos, and mega x10 boosts
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:43 (eleven years ago) link
279th, 67.241 billion
honestly I just want to crack the top 100, I can't imagine how long a single game in the top 10 has to have been (my longest to date has been 17 min 21 sec)
my high scores have alternated between using peace, double pink and mega x10 and peace, double pink and slow chain; there's a good argument for either but I prefer slow chain because it lasts the entire game rather than just the first megazone
― Darth Icky (DJP), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:45 (eleven years ago) link