Assassin's Creed

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Oh, the nadirs you will find.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 10 December 2012 23:07 (thirteen years ago)

i really liked this through and through

everlasting fonts of (soda), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 02:39 (thirteen years ago)

good day sir!

before and after broscience (goole), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 04:38 (thirteen years ago)

this is a winter sequence so it was about a km of trudging through deep snow

freezing your nadirs off

My son wants this for Christmas. I've been slowly falling out of love with them since AC2.

BANJOS ARE ALWAYS RACIST (onimo), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 14:08 (thirteen years ago)

having finished this, my rankings of the series thus far:

AC2 > AC2: Brotherhood >>>>>>>>> AC3 >> AC2: Revelations > AC 1. Honestly, AC 1 is better than Revelations in setting and story but the gameplay wasn't there yet. Heck, it wasn't even close.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 14:22 (thirteen years ago)

done! man it just kept getting worse. really the worst mission design i've seen in a game like ever.

before and after broscience (goole), Thursday, 13 December 2012 17:01 (thirteen years ago)

Yep. Love how you're a spectator to both story endings. So satisfying.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 13 December 2012 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

any interest in selling your copy goole?

tiniest homeless (jjjusten), Thursday, 13 December 2012 20:08 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, sure. we'll talk.

before and after broscience (goole), Thursday, 13 December 2012 21:06 (thirteen years ago)

I'd sell you my PS3 copy if you want it. It's leaving my house soon one way or another.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 13 December 2012 21:07 (thirteen years ago)

need it for 360 unfortunately. thx goole, i'll give you a call/text soon.

tiniest homeless (jjjusten), Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:02 (thirteen years ago)

Started playing AC:B again.

Also, saw this at the Safeway yesterday and snapped a photo:

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/479963_10151158215191596_784160815_n.jpg

Why, that sigil looks oddly familiar

"It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Drunk!" (kingfish), Monday, 17 December 2012 04:53 (thirteen years ago)

Playing this a little before giving it to my bil and oh my god, it is just terrible and unfun

tiniest homeless (jjjusten), Monday, 17 December 2012 21:53 (thirteen years ago)

It does get fun for a while later on. Just nothing relating to the story is less than tedious.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 17 December 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

ship stuff is fun, the off-the-coast templar and pirate treasure missions are like, whoa, this is the game i remember

before and after broscience (goole), Monday, 17 December 2012 22:03 (thirteen years ago)

I hated the ship stuff.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 17 December 2012 22:06 (thirteen years ago)

Hated is probably too much. Just didn't want them in my Assassin game, which should stay focused on individual encounters. Same as the Tower Defense bs in Revelations; it was fine for tower defense, but why the fuck is it in this game?

EZ Snappin, Monday, 17 December 2012 22:11 (thirteen years ago)

man, you hate everything.

xp

have a sandwich or ice cream sandwich (Jordan), Monday, 17 December 2012 22:11 (thirteen years ago)

pretty much.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 17 December 2012 22:15 (thirteen years ago)

I didn't get very far in this game, but I watched my pal play the ship parts in 3d, and it looked fucking cool

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 17 December 2012 22:16 (thirteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

Started playing 3 last night & only got so far as the very first (I guess sort of prologue) assassination and so far there is SO much to be irritated w/ this game -- like all of my AAA game pet peeves at once. Massive, massive exposition in cutscenes peppered with "interactive" stages where all you are doing is listening & pressing up on the L-stick? Such a lack of effort on presentation that if you bump into other actors in the scene you clip through them in the first 5 minutes? A scene where you (the presumably only agile one of the bunch) jump over a crack in the cave floor, only for the camera to spin around the player and you see the three less agile characters walking up behind you, holding giant gear boxes?

I know I'm nitpicking, but COME ON.

"Iron" (Will M.), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 14:37 (thirteen years ago)

I'm not sure I understand any of the examples you use - but this game has to be the most boring thing I've very palyed. I'm still at the rabbit hunting tutorial but I'm tempted to throw the towel.

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 15:10 (thirteen years ago)

agreed x2. liked the others a LOT (bar revelations) so was surprised by how utterly tedious and unfun this turned out to be. didn't do v well in the end of year polls either did it?

if you've not already, go for far cry3. not a million miles away in terms of gameplay but a gazillion times more fun and brilliant and addictive and LIKE HOW GAMING IS MEANT TO BE

NI, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 00:25 (thirteen years ago)

feel like AC3 was hell-bent on teaching me shit i didn't want to know about. i for one say keep all learning out of games

NI, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 00:26 (thirteen years ago)

(not really, some games do it great - stalker with the whole chernobyl thing comes to mind)

NI, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 00:26 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

another one of these shits eh

goole, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 03:49 (thirteen years ago)

http://horrorhomework.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Henry_Rollins_of_Black_Flag.jpg

goole, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 03:50 (thirteen years ago)

finally a new ac game

adam, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 03:51 (thirteen years ago)

three months pass...

i set it to italian cos i fuckin hated the accented-english v/o (yes complete with an "it's-a me" gag from your uncle mario (spolier, sorry))
― goole, Tuesday, August 17, 2010 12:01 PM

i got to this scene last night and loled. why is everyone cross-eyed in this damn game

am0n, Monday, 1 July 2013 19:11 (twelve years ago)

http://kwikcrafts.com/Merchant5/graphics/00000001/e35thumb_wiggle-eye.jpg

am0n, Monday, 1 July 2013 19:30 (twelve years ago)

is the tomb platforming always shitty? i just did one that took me forever to get to the top of only to find out that the developers actually chose to make you have to descend the same way you came. after all that i deserve a shortcut assholes!

am0n, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:59 (twelve years ago)

I got stuck at a tomb platforming a few months ago and have not played this shit since then !

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:04 (twelve years ago)

the vita one, liberation, is really good, the best AC game by some distance.

that inspired me to pick 3 up, it is by no means _good_ but it is better than its reputation. so far at least.

adam, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:07 (twelve years ago)

xp which one is that?

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:14 (twelve years ago)

xp which one is that?

AC3. up to that point there were some nice stuff though (the ships battles were pretty cool). but I couldn't care less about the trading and all.
not really feeling the fights. and I really found the cities boring. nothing great to climb !

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:21 (twelve years ago)

oh wow you manage dto get much further than me then! I think I quit at the ship tutorial

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:32 (twelve years ago)

i can't seem to catch thieves either (ac2) so now i'm just like ehhh take-a my money i don't-a care

worldstar (am0n), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:38 (twelve years ago)

despite the overblown mess of AC3, I'm still kinda looking forward to the Pirates one

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:44 (twelve years ago)

ehhh take-a my money i don't-a care

goole, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:56 (twelve years ago)

yeah those bits were hard but doable.

goole, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:56 (twelve years ago)

xxp I'm not very far after the ship tutorial !
every now and then I feel like giving it another try...

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 16:01 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4pn8nmDllU

worldstar (am0n), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 17:28 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SOr4zo7UZc

worldstar (am0n), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 17:29 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNJKqeaLMoY

worldstar (am0n), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 17:58 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4ftkXal8uM

am0n, Friday, 16 August 2013 16:07 (twelve years ago)

i finished ac2 last night and was blown away after finding out "the truth" behind it all! are u ready, ok here it is

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/_okIA8iI5Tw/0.jpg

am0n, Friday, 16 August 2013 17:06 (twelve years ago)

Noassin's Creed

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Friday, 16 August 2013 17:20 (twelve years ago)

have sales of ac3 been notably lower than 1 and 2? because i loved the first two but couldn't stand the 3rd. hopefully they'll reboot it to re-add the 'fun' next time

NI, Saturday, 17 August 2013 04:07 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

Anyone buy the new pirate one? The reviews are saying it's the best since 2, but I'm afraid I have some Ass fatigue.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 4 November 2013 18:22 (twelve years ago)

Ass3 was such a shitshow that the only way I'm picking up Black Flag is when I can get it super-cheap.

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 4 November 2013 18:59 (twelve years ago)


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