Assassin's Creed

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Oh, the nadirs you will find.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 10 December 2012 23:07 (eleven years ago) link

i really liked this through and through

everlasting fonts of (soda), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 02:39 (eleven years ago) link

good day sir!

before and after broscience (goole), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 04:38 (eleven years ago) link

this is a winter sequence so it was about a km of trudging through deep snow

freezing your nadirs off

My son wants this for Christmas. I've been slowly falling out of love with them since AC2.

BANJOS ARE ALWAYS RACIST (onimo), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

having finished this, my rankings of the series thus far:

AC2 > AC2: Brotherhood >>>>>>>>> AC3 >> AC2: Revelations > AC 1. Honestly, AC 1 is better than Revelations in setting and story but the gameplay wasn't there yet. Heck, it wasn't even close.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 14:22 (eleven years ago) link

done! man it just kept getting worse. really the worst mission design i've seen in a game like ever.

before and after broscience (goole), Thursday, 13 December 2012 17:01 (eleven years ago) link

Yep. Love how you're a spectator to both story endings. So satisfying.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 13 December 2012 17:13 (eleven years ago) link

any interest in selling your copy goole?

tiniest homeless (jjjusten), Thursday, 13 December 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, sure. we'll talk.

before and after broscience (goole), Thursday, 13 December 2012 21:06 (eleven years ago) link

I'd sell you my PS3 copy if you want it. It's leaving my house soon one way or another.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 13 December 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

need it for 360 unfortunately. thx goole, i'll give you a call/text soon.

tiniest homeless (jjjusten), Thursday, 13 December 2012 23:02 (eleven years ago) link

Started playing AC:B again.

Also, saw this at the Safeway yesterday and snapped a photo:

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/479963_10151158215191596_784160815_n.jpg

Why, that sigil looks oddly familiar

"It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Drunk!" (kingfish), Monday, 17 December 2012 04:53 (eleven years ago) link

Playing this a little before giving it to my bil and oh my god, it is just terrible and unfun

tiniest homeless (jjjusten), Monday, 17 December 2012 21:53 (eleven years ago) link

It does get fun for a while later on. Just nothing relating to the story is less than tedious.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 17 December 2012 21:54 (eleven years ago) link

ship stuff is fun, the off-the-coast templar and pirate treasure missions are like, whoa, this is the game i remember

before and after broscience (goole), Monday, 17 December 2012 22:03 (eleven years ago) link

I hated the ship stuff.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 17 December 2012 22:06 (eleven years ago) link

Hated is probably too much. Just didn't want them in my Assassin game, which should stay focused on individual encounters. Same as the Tower Defense bs in Revelations; it was fine for tower defense, but why the fuck is it in this game?

EZ Snappin, Monday, 17 December 2012 22:11 (eleven years ago) link

man, you hate everything.

xp

have a sandwich or ice cream sandwich (Jordan), Monday, 17 December 2012 22:11 (eleven years ago) link

pretty much.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 17 December 2012 22:15 (eleven years ago) link

I didn't get very far in this game, but I watched my pal play the ship parts in 3d, and it looked fucking cool

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 17 December 2012 22:16 (eleven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Started playing 3 last night & only got so far as the very first (I guess sort of prologue) assassination and so far there is SO much to be irritated w/ this game -- like all of my AAA game pet peeves at once. Massive, massive exposition in cutscenes peppered with "interactive" stages where all you are doing is listening & pressing up on the L-stick? Such a lack of effort on presentation that if you bump into other actors in the scene you clip through them in the first 5 minutes? A scene where you (the presumably only agile one of the bunch) jump over a crack in the cave floor, only for the camera to spin around the player and you see the three less agile characters walking up behind you, holding giant gear boxes?

I know I'm nitpicking, but COME ON.

"Iron" (Will M.), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

I'm not sure I understand any of the examples you use - but this game has to be the most boring thing I've very palyed. I'm still at the rabbit hunting tutorial but I'm tempted to throw the towel.

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 15:10 (eleven years ago) link

agreed x2. liked the others a LOT (bar revelations) so was surprised by how utterly tedious and unfun this turned out to be. didn't do v well in the end of year polls either did it?

if you've not already, go for far cry3. not a million miles away in terms of gameplay but a gazillion times more fun and brilliant and addictive and LIKE HOW GAMING IS MEANT TO BE

NI, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 00:25 (eleven years ago) link

feel like AC3 was hell-bent on teaching me shit i didn't want to know about. i for one say keep all learning out of games

NI, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 00:26 (eleven years ago) link

(not really, some games do it great - stalker with the whole chernobyl thing comes to mind)

NI, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 00:26 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

another one of these shits eh

goole, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 03:49 (eleven years ago) link

finally a new ac game

adam, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 03:51 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

i set it to italian cos i fuckin hated the accented-english v/o (yes complete with an "it's-a me" gag from your uncle mario (spolier, sorry))
― goole, Tuesday, August 17, 2010 12:01 PM

i got to this scene last night and loled. why is everyone cross-eyed in this damn game

am0n, Monday, 1 July 2013 19:11 (ten years ago) link

is the tomb platforming always shitty? i just did one that took me forever to get to the top of only to find out that the developers actually chose to make you have to descend the same way you came. after all that i deserve a shortcut assholes!

am0n, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:59 (ten years ago) link

I got stuck at a tomb platforming a few months ago and have not played this shit since then !

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:04 (ten years ago) link

the vita one, liberation, is really good, the best AC game by some distance.

that inspired me to pick 3 up, it is by no means _good_ but it is better than its reputation. so far at least.

adam, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:07 (ten years ago) link

xp which one is that?

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:14 (ten years ago) link

xp which one is that?

AC3. up to that point there were some nice stuff though (the ships battles were pretty cool). but I couldn't care less about the trading and all.
not really feeling the fights. and I really found the cities boring. nothing great to climb !

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:21 (ten years ago) link

oh wow you manage dto get much further than me then! I think I quit at the ship tutorial

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:32 (ten years ago) link

i can't seem to catch thieves either (ac2) so now i'm just like ehhh take-a my money i don't-a care

worldstar (am0n), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:38 (ten years ago) link

despite the overblown mess of AC3, I'm still kinda looking forward to the Pirates one

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:44 (ten years ago) link

ehhh take-a my money i don't-a care

goole, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:56 (ten years ago) link

yeah those bits were hard but doable.

goole, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:56 (ten years ago) link

xxp I'm not very far after the ship tutorial !
every now and then I feel like giving it another try...

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 16:01 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4pn8nmDllU

worldstar (am0n), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 17:28 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SOr4zo7UZc

worldstar (am0n), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 17:29 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNJKqeaLMoY

worldstar (am0n), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 17:58 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4ftkXal8uM

am0n, Friday, 16 August 2013 16:07 (ten years ago) link

i finished ac2 last night and was blown away after finding out "the truth" behind it all! are u ready, ok here it is

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/_okIA8iI5Tw/0.jpg

am0n, Friday, 16 August 2013 17:06 (ten years ago) link

Noassin's Creed

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Friday, 16 August 2013 17:20 (ten years ago) link

have sales of ac3 been notably lower than 1 and 2? because i loved the first two but couldn't stand the 3rd. hopefully they'll reboot it to re-add the 'fun' next time

NI, Saturday, 17 August 2013 04:07 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

Anyone buy the new pirate one? The reviews are saying it's the best since 2, but I'm afraid I have some Ass fatigue.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 4 November 2013 18:22 (ten years ago) link

Ass3 was such a shitshow that the only way I'm picking up Black Flag is when I can get it super-cheap.

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 4 November 2013 18:59 (ten years ago) link


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