iPhone games (also Ipod Tooch/iPad games too)

I'll try again: it's distilled procedurally-generated rhythm mario

dang mordy

i'm trying to chalk the fact that i keep crapping out at around 30 seconds on levels 3/4/5 on the fact that it hiccups a ton on my iphone 4, but uh

It got an update to extend the visible playfield over that extra half inch of iphone 5 screen, not sure whether that gives me an unfair advantage or not (my performance would suggest not).

Played Forever Lost, a traditional point-n-click locked room amnesia type adventure puzzler. Not very long, I finished it in a morning, but worth it for 69p if you like that kind of thing.

I finally got Kings of Dragon Pass now that there's an iPad version and damn is this game fascinating.

guys, definitely try Battleheart. Totally worth the three bucks. very very good.

Oh yeah I love Dragon Pass!

Dragon Pass sorta feels like Civilization the board game or something. I'm not very far in, but pretty cool.

dearest ilg

http://i49.tinypic.com/2mdjjw5.png

65:37 seconds on hyper hexagonest level

jfc

go push that button now Mordy you're done

just got this for android
https://www.zombiesrungame.com/
may get me moving again? Will report back

tell me how it is. it looks very cool

Guys tell me how to stop playing New Star Soccer

push the button

try battleheart
seriously, it got me to stop

Carmageddon free right now...

I tried Carmageddon last night, but found it pretty horrible with virtual controls. Lost interest before I finished the first race.

Love it. Mostly for nostalgia reasons.

so how is the zombie running game forks?

interesting? not really a game, more like an audio book with occasional prompts to RUN spread out over 30 one hour/one half hour (your choice) sessions, interspersed with music from your playlist. Not bad if you need an excuse to get jogging again and i do. it's a little wonky and buggy; i would recommend a one time practice run where the first chapter is gonna be a throwaway.

oh bummer. i was hoping that as you ran you unlocked different missions - run X amount to save a survivor, to raid a supermarket - then with a game element that the amount of running you do actually influences (and if you don't run often enough there are negative consequences from not being able to outfit survivors, protect compound, etc).

yeah, not much of that. occasionally zombies attack while music plays and you need to hotfoot to keep from losing supplies you pick up along the way. The rpg element is that you use those supplies to build up your "base camp" and unlock other missions.

anyone playing cool pizza?

excuse me?

he said "anyone playing cool pizza?"

Anyone rockin letterpress

Yeah, not sure whether I'm enjoying it though, it's a bit frustrating, I maybe don't have the patience for it.

was killing it until i met some demon last night and now we're in an endless struggle to not use one of the two final tiles, both of which are Ws. Tis fun.

will give it a shot

i like it but i am not good at it

ty for the Battleheart rec, absolutely did the £1.99 game job.

Guys tell me how to stop playing New Star Soccer

get on your dream team, win all of the trophies, buy all of the things, realize there's little else to do after that

was gonna say that POCKET PLANES is my thing but a flight just arrived in Lagos so no time right now

Kairosoft's Pocket Clothier finally released.

I'm playing Puzzle Craft far longer than expected.

POCKET CLOTHIER.

is it good? from the title is sounds amazing.

http://www.pocketgamer.co.uk/r/Android/Daley+Thompson's+Decathlon/news.asp?c=45990

(full disclosure; a friend of mine wrote this, but it's pretty good fun. Don't think it's quite out on iOS yet, but it's coming)

Scrap that, it's totally out on iOS too already.

can 200000000 just come out already

letterpress is cool. I'm josephcotten on gamecenter if anyone wants a game.

Pocket Clothier is just...different. And sorta weird. They try to work in achievements, in a clunky-ass way.

okay I am an addict; I bought Super Monsters Ate My Condo and it's fukken great

seems like the IAP stuff would kinda wreck the competitiveness, since you can buy bonus multipliers; tell me if i'm wrong though

IAP power-ups are the worst thing that has ever happened to gaming

weird things happening with game centre. Polyphonic I seem to be in a game with you where I apparently played "GHOSTING" ... but I didn't!

it was a pretty good word

I never do IAP stuff so it hasn't ruined the game for me; the main thing you can buy are extra coins so that you can always have three boosts going in a game (and some boosts are deceptively beneficial; the "double pig/clock/multiplier one is amazing, plus they made the blue monster's power super useful by having him double the effect of pigs/clocks/multipliers)

i have played this game a lot, but im kind of hungry and hungover, and i must say, that sentence is just nonsense to me haha

get Super MAMC, it will all make sense

*looks up 'trimix'*
...
*grumbles*