Explain to me this whole "Kingdom Hearts" thing

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Someone better tell me what the fuck this thing is right now.

― Dan (KILL IT) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 22:39 (twenty years ago)

OH WAIT I FORGOT TO ADD SOME THINGS

GOOFBALL IS A COMPLETE IDIOT(GOOFY) HE IS SO STUPID
1CE WE WERE FLYIN AROUND THE CLOCK TOWER AND HE JUST FELL OUT OF THE SKY
I STARTED LAUFIN
IT WAS SOOOOO FUNNY CAUSE HES AN IDIOT AND THAT IS WAT IS EXPECTED FROM HIM

AND

I HATE WINNIE THE POOH
MAN HE SHITS HERE HE SHITS THERE

HIS WORLD WAS CRAP

IT SAID HIT INSTEAD OF ATTACK

PIG ABSOLUTE PIG THAT POOH BEAR IS.

THAZ ALL FOR NOW THOUGH

JUDITH

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//**, Wednesday, 11 January 2006 22:44 (twenty years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moogle

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 January 2006 22:45 (twenty years ago)

hey i dont no WTF that picture is

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//**, Wednesday, 11 January 2006 22:46 (twenty years ago)

Y'see, this is why I (mostly) won't de-index threads

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 22:47 (twenty years ago)

who is tombot??

― **//**Farmer Fi**//**, Wednesday, 11 January 2006 22:48 (twenty years ago)

OMG Cait Sith

― Dan (Woefully Missing From "Revenge Of The Sith") Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 22:51 (twenty years ago)

r other ppl posting thingys now??

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//**, Wednesday, 11 January 2006 22:52 (twenty years ago)

ok the stupid piture is a moogle i hate them

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//**, Wednesday, 11 January 2006 22:54 (twenty years ago)

this all sucks

― blam, Thursday, 12 January 2006 04:56 (twenty years ago)

tell us more

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 12 January 2006 05:31 (twenty years ago)

or don't

― Laura H. (laurah), Thursday, 12 January 2006 05:50 (twenty years ago)

they're not exactly wrong, y'know

― The Legend of Tony Balls (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 12 January 2006 05:55 (twenty years ago)

KH has been recommended to me a lot, but I can never muster any interest in it at all.

Dan you really should take a look at the concept art for the characters/job classes in both FF Tactics games, they'll blow your mind. You know the character designs for Lynch's Dune? "better."
-- TOMBOT

I... actually really liked the character art in FFT. Even if it is a bit Precious Moments and everyone looks like they're 12. But seriously what did they do to the moogles in FFTA?

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 12 January 2006 17:16 (twenty years ago)

Professionalized them

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 January 2006 21:26 (twenty years ago)

have any shots of the Tron stuff leaked yet?

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 13 January 2006 04:17 (twenty years ago)

http://www.treasurekingdom.com/miva/graphics/00000001/donaldtron33.jpg

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 January 2006 05:05 (twenty years ago)

the fuck is that? A Shrinky-Dink?

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 13 January 2006 05:09 (twenty years ago)

I think it's a cloisonne pin.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 January 2006 05:16 (twenty years ago)

ok NO.1

i did not write

"this all sucks"

WTF HAS HAPPENED TO DONALD

I LIKE DONALD BUT THIS PICTURE IS JUST BAD OK JUST BAD

ITS FREAKY CAUSE YESTERDAY WHEN I HAD KILLED THE PHANTOM IN NEVERLAND AND I WENT TO TALK TO MERLIN IN TRAVERSE TOWN HE GAVE DONALD THE "DREAM ROD" THAT WAS THE 1 IN SORAS DREAM BAC IN DESTINY ISLANDS.

FREAK SHOW!!!!!!!!!!

i totally like freaked out

i mean i should have got another key cause donald didnt even fight and i did most of the work.

goofy is so stupid

but i like the game

PPL DONT USE MA EMAIL ADDRESS ON UR THINGS THAT U R WRITING IM SERIOUS OK CAUSE I WOULD NEVER SAY THINGS THAT U PPL SAY BOUT IT .

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//**, Friday, 13 January 2006 20:53 (twenty years ago)

Try not to use your caps lock so much; it rattles the ears.

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 13 January 2006 20:55 (twenty years ago)

OMG!

YESTERDAY I FOUND ALL THE 99 DALMATIONS AND IVE GOT 105 HP!!!!!
FREAK SHOW MAN

ITS RELLY CUTE HOW THE PUPPYS COME TO HIM WHEN U COME TO THE PUPPYS HOUSE TO GET THE LAST PRESANT

TOTALLY
FI

ok totally bro

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//**, Friday, 13 January 2006 21:06 (twenty years ago)

This is why Killer7 had to happen.

― disco violence (disco violence), Saturday, 14 January 2006 01:26 (twenty years ago)

OTM.

― melton mowbray (adr), Saturday, 14 January 2006 01:29 (twenty years ago)

Seriously, can anyone under the age of 15 spell at all anymore?

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 14 January 2006 06:58 (twenty years ago)

Yes, when they are not people pretending to be people under the age of 15.

― Laura H. tracks monkeys with lasers (laurah), Saturday, 14 January 2006 16:08 (twenty years ago)

um....
ok how old r u ppl? cause im only 11.
who has finished the game? im just wondering cause ma litttle sis found some of the battles very hard and asked me to do it for her.really for me it dosnt matter wat kinda ammount of hp i have. man its all just tooooo easy.
if u have not bought the new harry potter game DONT BUY IT it is a complete waste of money. they have this new level thing and its just like a lame card game.u cant explore i havnt finished it yet cause its toooooo boring and shit.
u should just stick with the 1st, 2nd and 3rd games they were fun.

― //**//FaRmEr Fi**//**, Saturday, 14 January 2006 21:29 (twenty years ago)

So, Laura, you think FaRmEr Fi is Jon too?

― melton mowbray (adr), Saturday, 14 January 2006 22:58 (twenty years ago)

Nah, the style of it isn't Jon, even if the spirit of it is. He doesn't give a shit about Kingdom Hearts. If he were going to pull something like this he'd probably use FF, or another game that he knows better.

Also, he would be funnier.

― Laura H. tracks monkeys with lasers (laurah), Saturday, 14 January 2006 23:31 (twenty years ago)

and use more dicks.

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 15 January 2006 02:45 (twenty years ago)

u callin me some boy

my name is judith and I AM A GIRL WHO SAID I WAS BEING FUNNY? IM JUST WORNING U ABOUT THE NEW HP GAME HARRY POTTER AND THE GOF IS SUCH A SHIT GAME.. can u ppl tell me if u have that game cause i wanna know if u hate it toi started a new kh game today i have such little hp and 1 keyblade that is not very strong.

from

JUDITH WHO IS A GIRL

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//**, Sunday, 15 January 2006 09:55 (twenty years ago)

In the Goblet of Fire, can you get it on with the Asian girl? In the film they just sort of forgot about her and it broke my heart.

― melton mowbray (adr), Sunday, 15 January 2006 14:41 (twenty years ago)

yeah, but they cut the humpin' scene for the american release.

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 15 January 2006 17:55 (twenty years ago)

Humping scene?

― Laura H. WHO IS A GIRL (laurah), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:15 (twenty years ago)

oh yeah. in the game, harry gets it on with like 2-3 of the other contests at once.

then they're all humped by a magical white stag.

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:18 (twenty years ago)

I bet all those hot French girls were somehow involved.

― Laura H. WHO IS A GIRL (laurah), Sunday, 15 January 2006 22:37 (twenty years ago)

wat r u ppl sayin none of these things happen in the game cause its rated "G"!! and it dosnt happen.
this doen not happen wat 1 of u said

"oh yeah. in the game, harry gets it on with like 2-3 of the other contests at once.
then they're all humped by a magical white stag."

anyway did u like the game cause i hate it

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//**, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 00:18 (twenty years ago)

ok from now on my name will be my real name judith [moderator edit]
this is still me as FaRmEr Fi ok its just me

― Judith (FaRmEr Fi), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 02:08 (twenty years ago)

Judith, it's best not to give out your real name to strangers on the internet.

much less an entire board of drunks and stoners who play too many video games.

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 03:14 (twenty years ago)

― **//**Farmer Fi*//** (FaRmEr Fi), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 03:35 (twenty years ago)

done and done

i realy liked it in kh when u could throw barrels and boxes at aladdin that was so fun!

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//** (FaRmEr Fi), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 03:38 (twenty years ago)

I really liked it in Aladdin, where you could throw apples at fat people.

― melton mowbray (adr), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 14:15 (twenty years ago)

I really liked it in Goldeneye when you could shoot people in the crotch.

We all have things we like.

― Laura H. WHO IS A GIRL (laurah), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 15:37 (twenty years ago)

yea
cant believe the brutal things that they have in kh!
thats not bad but thats wat makes it so fun cause u can do just about everything and go everywhere u wanna go!
i wonder in the second game if u can jump off pride rock in simbas world. how kool would that be.
fi

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//** (FaRmEr Fi), Thursday, 19 January 2006 00:24 (twenty years ago)

Remember kids,
violence is not the answer

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//** (FaRmEr Fi), Thursday, 19 January 2006 00:33 (twenty years ago)

ooooooooo!!!
remember in the cave of wonders how there is an iron ball that roles around?
yeah well do u ppl have fun by putting aladdin on its pathway so he would get hurt!!
thats kool cause 1ce i went to lunch and i hung sora near it so he dosnt get hurt and i made aladdin stand down so he would get hurt. and when i came back an hour later aladdin was dead!! lol
did u ppl watch the golden globe awards?
did u see that girl from greys anatomy how she didnt know where the stairs were to get onto the stage!! that would have been funnier if she was on Lost!!!!

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//** (FaRmEr Fi), Thursday, 19 January 2006 00:43 (twenty years ago)

Aladdin has a pet monkey and his own Megadrive game. So does Michael Jackson! Coincidence? I think not.

― melton mowbray (adr), Thursday, 19 January 2006 00:49 (twenty years ago)

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― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 January 2006 19:07 (twenty years ago)

You'd best get back to shootin' hoops!

― melton mowbray (adr), Thursday, 19 January 2006 19:13 (twenty years ago)

whoa kool i hate that monkey called abu
wat a shit name man
fi

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//** (FaRmEr Fi), Saturday, 21 January 2006 02:13 (twenty years ago)

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Lance Bass was the voice of Sephiroth

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haley joel osment was the protagonist iirc

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I looked it up, and you're not "secondhand lion" (lying) (HJO career!).

― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Monday, 24 January 2011 02:31 (fifteen years ago)

lmao thats probably the first ever secondhand lion pun in world history

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i... own that on dvd btw

― marios balls in 3d for 3ds (Princess TamTam), Monday, 24 January 2011 02:32 (fifteen years ago)

eight years pass...

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this is a wrong opinion

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I'm a sucker for Donkey, Has this been posted?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o1ieehttdA

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 01:06 (seven years ago)

p accurate summary actually

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LFCNyY4loE

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Heh:

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