which city for GTA 5?

how abotu gta: east jerusalem

gtfo

gta: the moon

gtfo 5

gfto: the maroon 5

In GTA 5, motorbike steals YOU

GTD 5

smells like poutine spirit

bout to drop the trailer for GTA SB

orly

Read a bit speculating that this game has five (V) protagonists who all participate in a bank heist.

but s1ocki i want cars and i want to run people over with them/shoot missiles out of them. also with tight maps full of busted up shit and jumps and stuff. basically what borderlands tried to do but the car parts sucked

xpost my heart says not one bit of that is gameplay

― ride the dronosaur (jjjusten), Wednesday, November 2, 2011 3:13 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

sounds like u want RAGE

i just hope this isnt as poorly optimized for the PC as gta4 was

i do want rage but except for the fact that people tell me that rage sucks balls

really? i've heard a lot of good things. can't be worse than snore-derlands anyway, plus john goodman's in it. but im not gonna buy it until its on sale

yeah as usual i am rooting for the internet to declare it a failure so i can snap it up for no dollars

so yeah i hear that RAGE for the xbox 360 is the worst game ever kinect implementation terrible framerate sexist not sexist enough your friends will laugh at you stiff learning curve not for hardcore gamers uncanny valley RROD

lol

GTA is like Fallout; both need to be set in the US b/c their re-purposing of very select bits of American current/historical culture is central to the core design and satire of the games.

^^^ this

hoping i manage to finish gta:sa before gtav is released, i only made it to vegas last week.

(flying school was very hard)

fallout with cars would be... interesting. i did LOVE carmaggeds 2

― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 19:18 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Funny that you bring that up. With my revisit to NV recently I was pondering how perfect the Fallout games would be if they'd let me drive vehicles. I love those chunky 50's sci fi looking things, instead I always just blow them up for the laffs

have you played Fallout 2 mate?

disappointed that I may never see a playstation4/xbox 720 in my lifetime

According to reports in late October 2011, the next generation Xbox console will launch at E3 in 2013.

RIP dayo ;_;

;_;

for some reason I thought the PS3 was older than 5 years. I guess that's normal for a console lifecycle

sony and miKKKro$haft would probably love for this generation to continue on forever, since they've lost so much money on these current consoles

developers too, how much is it going to cost to develop for a next gen system? nobodys gonna take any risks on a new IP, enjoy yr Halo 9.

and consumers aren't gonna be that bothered, yeh you get the bleeding edge pixel counters wanting a new system but for a lot of people i bet we're getting close to that "this is good enough" that DVD reached for movies.

xp I'm 10 hours into Rage and it's fun. The story is HORRIBLE though and the NPCs never stfu.

developers too, how much is it going to cost to develop for a next gen system? nobodys gonna take any risks on a new IP, enjoy yr Halo 9.

i wouldn't get too dystopian. afaict moore's law still works

sony and miKKKro$haft would probably love for this generation to continue on forever, since they've lost so much money on these current consoles

― The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Thursday, November 3, 2011 10:08 AM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark

disappointed you didn't alter sony's name here

gaystation

i definitely thought about it, couldnt decide on anything good. sony's tough to modify

Sunni's Shariastation

yeah the only thing i came up with was Spwny which sucks

phoney gaystation

poostation

Piss3

hory shit

(flying school was very hard)

another aspect i miss, that didn't appear in gtaiv, i know some people hated this shit (and personally pizza deliveries mission was waaaay too long and boring) but it would be nice if they had been included in IV at least changed to remain interesting. Vigilante was good though, but there was no reward for completing it, wtf?

in fact, there was no reward for finding all the hidden pigeons, and no reward for 100% completion either. How about some infinite ammo you sucks?

and the stadium missions too, fucking loved that kiststart type mission from VC and SA. All the great races they had in VC, and hidden checkpoint races. non existent in IV.

and Rampages (although they only appeared in SA for two players, technically still existed) wtf did they go?

VC Stories had a feature that enabled you to see all your collected-so-far hidden packages (red balloons) and jumps completed, on the map. would be nice to see this again.

Road stingers should return, they were a barrel of laffs

Does anyone on ilx play Mult-Theft-Auto, the multiplayer modification for San Andreas? It's pretty awesome, and has undergone a lot of updates since it's initial construction many years ago. I mainly play the SKC races server, some of the car mods they have are pretty amazing.

kickstart missions definitely missed from iv.

races in IV pretty much sucked overall, you could lap all the computer cars even on your first attempt at a race. terrible.

there was multiplayer for that kinda thing i suppose. although npc drivers don't behave like arrogant entitled prepubescent homophobic little shits.

gutted that it's not GTA Yorkshire. Still hope for Red Riding Redemption though.

GTA Ambleside - wasn't that a Half Man Half Biscuit album?

races in IV pretty much sucked overall, you could lap all the computer cars even on your first attempt at a race. terrible.

― Summer Slam! (Ste), Friday, November 4, 2011 3:11 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

LOL, I stopped playing GTAIV at that race mission (the first one if there are multiple missions) because I'm so shitty at them. I tried two or three times and just gave up.

yeah as usual i am rooting for the internet to declare it a failure so i can snap it up for no dollars

so yeah i hear that RAGE for the xbox 360 is the worst game ever kinect implementation terrible framerate sexist not sexist enough your friends will laugh at you stiff learning curve not for hardcore gamers uncanny valley RROD

― ride the dronosaur (jjjusten), Thursday, November 3, 2011 2:32 AM (3 months ago)

it worked! just bought it for $16 and its uh kind of awesome so far

stiff learning curve not for hardcore gamers

that was my favorite bit