game-related lolz of some fashion

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"imagine a video game as reviewed by Charlie Brooker"

Charlie Brooker whose career started in PC Zone?

O_O no way

Eurogamer: Have you made yourself an Avatar?

Jeff Minter: I haven't actually, because my Xbox 360 has Red Ring of Death, so I need to get that sent back and changed.

Eurogamer: Happens to the best of us!

Jeff Minter: This is my second Xbox [360] and it happened playing Duke Nukem 3D, shortly after that came out, which isn't exactly the most demanding game on the console. One time we went to turn it on, and there it was: classic Ring of Death.

http://igetyourfail.blogspot.com/

also:

Some of the images on that blog are really disturbing. Especially any of the ones with eyeballs popping out.

Your like 30 and your spending you're time complaining about video games on a forum full of other 30 yr olds and sprinkled with the occasional gay teen. Guess what I'm gonna be doing when I'm 30. Let's just say first I'll get up out of a 5000$ bed in my waterside mansion on the east coast of japan, awoken by the light of the rising sun that glorious island is nicknamed after. I'll gently lift myself out of bed so as not to stir my beautiful eastern european pale skin dark hair small boobs wife and go to my huge walk in closet. I'll come back out moments later wearing a really expensive italian suit. Strolling down the corridor I come into a room with glass cases full of the trophies of my achievements. I proudly look at all of them and then move into the next room, it's the room with a wall-sized HD display and walls upon walls of DVDs, mostly Anime but with a few Western classics throuwn in there. Jealous yet? Next I move into the kitchen and have my servant make me a breakfast, its usually pancakes with chocolate chips and whipped cream, but today... lets go healthy. Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. Now I'm strolling into the living room about to make for the door so I can go out and enjoy my day at Comiket, but in the corner there I see something. I walk over by the 5000 dollar gaming rig, its turned off for now but later tonight I'll be playing Prostitute Farm Online, max settings and DirectX12. I begin to turn and make for the door again but then i stop and look at the black monitor screen (no less than 40 inches, btw). I just laugh. And laugh and laugh. I'm laughing because the guy who was 30 when I was a 17 year old pathetic yix poster is still a yix poster, meanwhile, I'm living the literal dream. All because I shoot for the top. Deal with it, bitch. YCS.

it ws menses btw

thank u

lol, your wife has small breasts
How delicious.

i think you're misreading it. she isn't a *small boobs wife,* she's a small *boobs wife.* Her breasts are perfectly large. It's just that of the species *boobs wife,* she is small.

lol, your wife is small

mostly Anime but with a few Western classics throuwn in there. Jealous yet?

Jealous yet?

wow, I wish I was 17 years old with some elaborate future wank fantasy that's never actually going to happen, which is going to send me into a depressive spiral when I reach 30 and realise that there's a huge difference between talking shit on the internet and actually, you know, getting off my backside and working...

Your console struggles

the invisible enemies solidified it for me; they turn the game from a "Holy shit, this game is jaw-droppingly gorgeous and it has an ass-ton of cool-ass weapons" experience into a "okay, I have to learn PRECISELY WHEN to press the melee button to kill the scripted invisible one-hit-kill enemy" experience which quickly transferred over to the scripting of every other enemy I encountered. I have absolutely zero time for games which fundamentally serve as training games for themselves. I'd much rather just jack off.

― jamescobo, Thursday, January 1, 2009 11:38 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the original one-hit-kill

― s1ocki, Thursday, January 1, 2009 6:46 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

real or work?

fps: 13!

Slideshow gaming.

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o_O

there's a whole thread of tht stuff on srk; guess SF2 brings it out in folx

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followed a link to this off gamesradar - i love stories like this: http://eve.klaki.net/heist/

Internet pubbers... :/

I find those Eve stories pretty fascinating too, though also at the same time wondering why anyone would devote so much time to it. I mean, I somewhat understand why, but you have to wonder about the psychological profile of these people who will willingly engage in this kind of virtual world, let alone spend a whole year planning something like that...

i totally agree... but even though i have never MMORPGD, tales of griefers and the like just slay me every time.

i guess i'm just glad they channel their malice into games and not real life macchiavellian shenanigans

I read that article! I was in awe!

ya that was sick!

i can totally see why people would do that! heists! undercover operations! who WOULDNT want to do that?! sounds pretty awesome to me. i mean, as far as i know there's no other kind of game to give you that particular thrill...

I hadn't ever heard of EVE until I read that. I don't play computer games, but it's pretty impressive. I feel I could write a paper on that incident alone.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/arts/chi-0125-gta-newjan25,0,5000350.story

Good article, and good point by Houser at the end. The title is ridiculous, though.

ya didn't read the article tbf

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Which SF character would Hitler play as?

what the heck is going on in this picture? am LOLing anyways...

worst phisher ever

haha that cant be real

4chan is pushing people to call gamestop to preorder battletoads for the wii.

Wow, some memes just never die, eh? That one's been around since the Wii came out...

...and the Battletoads thing is even older of course

new to me, but the array of youtubes for it is appalling/amazing.

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the guy in the opening... is that the boss from office space?

Oh god. That brought back a bunch of memories I thought I had successfully repressed. I used to work in a videogame store every other day someone would bring in a console that was as dirty as the one in the video. The video says something about "the nice one's" often being the most difficult people to take care of, but I would replace that with "middle aged mothers". Good lord, middle aged mothers, chill the fuck OUT!