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i like being a cook

I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 18:44 (fourteen years ago)

i also like just giving stuff away to random people. It's a good game for good karma.
Has anyone died yet? I'm tempted to do it just to see what happens but I'm a little nervous about it. I hear you have to get out of hell?

I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 18:45 (fourteen years ago)

I hear you have to get out of hell?

not until you give satan a beelzebub BLT!

this game is so built up in my mind that i'm confident i can make a beelzebub BLT

future events are now current events (Z S), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 18:47 (fourteen years ago)

i almost died thanks to not paying any attention one day

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 18:48 (fourteen years ago)

Beelzebub BLT quest SOUNDS like something you'd find in this quest.
ZS, go to the glitch page and "share on facebook" or whatever so i can add you already.

I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 18:54 (fourteen years ago)

i'm at work and the glitch page is blocked.

future events are now current events (Z S), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 18:58 (fourteen years ago)

i've died a bunch of times, usually crafting something and not watching my energy meter. you end up in hell and have to squish grapes to get out. yup

Nhex, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

apparently someone tagged the page as "potentially not tedious and bureaucratic", so it's automatically blocked

future events are now current events (Z S), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

bummer. probably one of the lizard people from the office of bureaucracy.

I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 22:12 (fourteen years ago)

again, if peeps go to visit http://glitch.com/fb/ and are friends with me on fb i have 3 additional invites to hand out

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 22:28 (fourteen years ago)

i just did the facebook thing, hopefully i'm showing up now

future events are now current events (Z S), Thursday, 4 August 2011 03:15 (fourteen years ago)

wow do you have good timing! chk yer email or whatever

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 August 2011 03:18 (fourteen years ago)

good lord this is addicting

future events are now current events (Z S), Thursday, 4 August 2011 04:01 (fourteen years ago)

welcome to our world

I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 August 2011 04:20 (fourteen years ago)

ugh this game sounds horrible, sorry.

Summer Slam! (Ste), Thursday, 4 August 2011 08:21 (fourteen years ago)

ur forgiven. now go in peace.

Mordy, Thursday, 4 August 2011 12:10 (fourteen years ago)

mining and smelting and grinding and making elements holy crap this game

btw i am about to learn the teleport level where i can summon you against your will, but i promise to only do this to yall if i think it will be really funny it is essential to the game.

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 August 2011 16:45 (fourteen years ago)

i have like a million quests to do but i just wanna mine and mine and mine

sonderangerbot, Thursday, 4 August 2011 16:52 (fourteen years ago)

i'm learning levitation
and just got that attack thing

I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 August 2011 16:54 (fourteen years ago)

I dunno if this is useful to any of you, but I've found wandering around the ancestral lands you get much better quality quoins (for instance, ~60xp over the usual ~6), so it's worth doing that at least once a day to stock up. Though the bandits can be annoying.

I'm still uncertain as to whether I'll be prepared to start over again come reset, but I've definitely been enjoying taking part so far. I want to start learning the engineering stuff but I'm too tempted by the attack skill.

emil.y, Thursday, 4 August 2011 17:20 (fourteen years ago)

wait what there are bandits

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Thursday, 4 August 2011 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

i haven't even cooked anything yet! i'm gonna water the fuck out of a bunch of trees before i venture anywhere with bandits.

future events are now current events (Z S), Thursday, 4 August 2011 17:25 (fourteen years ago)

There are bandits! They are cute little things, but they want your stuff. You can fairly easily outrun them or jump over them but I've been in places where four of them appear at once, and that makes it hard.

emil.y, Thursday, 4 August 2011 17:27 (fourteen years ago)

Is it possible to hit these bandits with a hoe?

future events are now current events (Z S), Thursday, 4 August 2011 17:32 (fourteen years ago)

they stole my meditation ball, fuckers. i tried to splank one and it didn't work

smells like PENGUINS (remy bean), Thursday, 4 August 2011 17:32 (fourteen years ago)

BANDITS!
i have not met them yet!

I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 August 2011 17:52 (fourteen years ago)

this game does not cease to blow my mind

I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 August 2011 17:53 (fourteen years ago)

is the attack skill martial imagination and piety? cause that's the only one i've found yet?

I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 August 2011 17:54 (fourteen years ago)

Um, I think I may have just started a meth lab...

emil.y, Thursday, 4 August 2011 20:13 (fourteen years ago)

i love the word groddle

smells like PENGUINS (remy bean), Thursday, 4 August 2011 20:15 (fourteen years ago)

Oooooh I heard about the meth labs,

I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 August 2011 01:02 (fourteen years ago)

Does this work ON IPAD?

Euler, Friday, 5 August 2011 01:23 (fourteen years ago)

man wtf gwendoline

Nhex, Friday, 5 August 2011 02:09 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.glitch-strategy.com/wiki/User:Victoria#Energy_from_consumables

I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 August 2011 12:22 (fourteen years ago)

i haven't earned the recipe for awesome stew yet, but man oh man do i have a hankerin

smells like PENGUINS (remy bean), Friday, 5 August 2011 13:12 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, as soon as i get one or two short ones out of the way, it's time for that master chef one.
awesome stew is cheap ingredients and major boost; i could make a gazillion of those, start auctioning them and have a tidy cook business.

I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 August 2011 14:19 (fourteen years ago)

oh man, do it!! i'd be your biggest customer

Nhex, Friday, 5 August 2011 16:08 (fourteen years ago)

how do i get the recipe for awesome stew? do i have to make 3 billion of something else first?

smells like PENGUINS (remy bean), Friday, 5 August 2011 16:40 (fourteen years ago)

how are you guys making money? i'm trying to auction off minerals and copper ingots and whatnot but still i spend more than i earn on salmon alone

sonderangerbot, Friday, 5 August 2011 17:00 (fourteen years ago)

It's painful, basically all I can do is keep trying to quest and get the money rewards from them. Otherwise selling my random drops to shops.

Nhex, Friday, 5 August 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, i feel like most things drain a lot of energy and energy costs a lot to keep up. anyway test closes in 20 minutes if you wanna queue a new skill or somesuch

sonderangerbot, Friday, 5 August 2011 18:40 (fourteen years ago)

oh crap, thanks for the update

Nhex, Friday, 5 August 2011 19:02 (fourteen years ago)

OH NO i was a minute too late, dammit

Nhex, Friday, 5 August 2011 19:02 (fourteen years ago)

aw goddammit
why do they keep closing this on the weekend!

I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 August 2011 22:21 (fourteen years ago)

what dya expect from a bunch of dirty hippies

Nhex, Friday, 5 August 2011 23:39 (fourteen years ago)

yay for once i timed stuff right and just started teleportation V!

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Friday, 5 August 2011 23:41 (fourteen years ago)

fucker! that's exactly what i meant to do lol

Nhex, Friday, 5 August 2011 23:42 (fourteen years ago)

we're back

I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 August 2011 03:09 (fourteen years ago)

reset?

Mordy, Friday, 12 August 2011 03:10 (fourteen years ago)

no. still not yet.

I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 August 2011 04:49 (fourteen years ago)


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