Just got the third elevatorU guyz r playing tinytower wrongIts not a gameIts a tamagotchi
― brooklyn's complicated relationship with bacon (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 03:12 (fourteen years ago)
If you like elevators so much why don't you marry one.
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 04:11 (fourteen years ago)
Otis and i are very happy together thank you very much
― brooklyn's complicated relationship with bacon (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 05:40 (fourteen years ago)
forks otm. 4 floors in I like it but I don't know long I'll stay interested.
― Confused Turtle (Zora), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 10:25 (fourteen years ago)
forks otm, and this game makes me hate myself for being such a mindless automaton
― Nhex, Saturday, 16 July 2011 18:29 (fourteen years ago)
I finally deleted it the other day after my irl self-esteem stock was totally depleted and there was no easy way to refill it.
― Z S, Saturday, 16 July 2011 19:15 (fourteen years ago)
u should buy selfesteem bux.
― generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 July 2011 19:36 (fourteen years ago)
tinytower is great for people who don't have enough mindless responsibilities and find some sick pleasure in continuing to build LITERALLY meaningless monuments to their own self absorption and OCD, i.e. me
― generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 July 2011 19:39 (fourteen years ago)
31 floors now
it gets slower as you play longer, maybe because i'm checking it less obsessively.
― generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 July 2011 19:40 (fourteen years ago)
(he said as he took the VIP up to the 24th floor)
― generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 July 2011 19:42 (fourteen years ago)
currently saving up for that first elevator upgrade. it seems like new floors are getting exponentially more expensive, which is causing the slowdown
― Nhex, Saturday, 16 July 2011 20:24 (fourteen years ago)
can anybody recommend a good emu / rom player for ipad for nes/genesis/snes/tgraphix/gameboy etc?
― generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 22:06 (fourteen years ago)
Aren't emulators technically illlegal, or at least the roms are, or something? It seems like maybe a jailbroken iPad/iPhone could use an emulator, but I can't imagine one passing the review to be placed on the app store.
Totally guessing, so I could be way wrong
― Z S, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 22:09 (fourteen years ago)
Is it really worth it to jailbreak an iphone? I can't decide if I want to.
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 22:10 (fourteen years ago)
so they'd be kosher on an android device then?
― generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 22:18 (fourteen years ago)
30 floors, getting tiresome.
Don't get trapped staring at it or you're gonna end up buying BUX
Is it me or is there in fact NO WAY to do this without staring at it because staring is the only way to earn bux and earning bux is the only way to get anything to happen more than once a week? Haven't bought any bux though, as resisting buying them seems to be the only real satisfaction factor in this not-game.
― Confused Turtle (Zora), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 22:39 (fourteen years ago)
33 floorsyou get bux from tips and from buying floors and from fully stocking floors.again, i'm not really playing this. it just bothers me from time to time and i tend to it. like crabgrass.
― generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 22:41 (fourteen years ago)
You have to play lift attendant to get tips though! I find it confusing and hard to RP. /sigh
― Confused Turtle (Zora), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 22:48 (fourteen years ago)
Are you guys talking about a bellhop simulator?
― mh, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 02:31 (fourteen years ago)
next diner dash clone ^^
― T.S. Eliot-themed roach fetish porn (silby), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 03:54 (fourteen years ago)
Is there any benefit to deleting/moving floors?
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 05:23 (fourteen years ago)
deleted this, not wasting any more time caring about it.
― Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 06:16 (fourteen years ago)
xp was wondering the same thing myself - might wanna kill the cheap stores at the bottom, but WHAT IF i suddenly have a new tenant that always wanted to work in a pub?
― Nhex, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 11:43 (fourteen years ago)
one trick I noticed is that if a blue ! pops up (find the person somewhere in the building), assuming you're not scrolling the screen, the person is usually very close to where you're currently looking, like no more than 3 floors up or down - much easier than going through the entire building looking for them
― Nhex, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 11:45 (fourteen years ago)
btw damn it takes a long time to save up enough bucks to buy the faster elevators
― Nhex, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 11:46 (fourteen years ago)
I moved all the stores to the lower floors and aptmts to upper.Easier to restock
― generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 12:18 (fourteen years ago)
new update lets you sort bitizens by color interest - helpful. also they took away the popup when you fully restock a floor, but only get money as a reward
― Nhex, Thursday, 21 July 2011 01:41 (fourteen years ago)
So is this like SimTower or some shit?
― nobody cares 4 u (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 21 July 2011 02:00 (fourteen years ago)
yes but not as fun
― remy bean, Thursday, 21 July 2011 02:03 (fourteen years ago)
So is anyone playing any real games?
― Jeff, Thursday, 21 July 2011 02:19 (fourteen years ago)
Dungeon Raid is ruling my iOS world right now.
― Euler, Thursday, 21 July 2011 02:22 (fourteen years ago)
I played it obsessively for awhile, but I got every race to level 5 and sort of lost interest.
― Jeff, Thursday, 21 July 2011 02:24 (fourteen years ago)
yeah I'm still unlocking each class; I kinda suck at it! but for now it's fun
in June I played Puzzle Quest 2 on my iPad obsessively but I "won" it & am over it...for a while.
― Euler, Thursday, 21 July 2011 02:37 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GbQyEAYiQo
I mean, yes for lots of reasons but that one's particularly germane
― And we were wearing a lot of athletic shorts. (jamescobo), Thursday, 21 July 2011 03:12 (fourteen years ago)
must suck to play super mario kart without shoulder buttons!
― future events are now current events (Z S), Thursday, 21 July 2011 03:30 (fourteen years ago)
yeah it's definitely infuriating with a lot of SNES games (if only it supported the Classic Controller!) but NES, Genesis, GB/GBA all work great
― And we were wearing a lot of athletic shorts. (jamescobo), Thursday, 21 July 2011 03:53 (fourteen years ago)
oh shit, Sid Meier's Pirates for iPad!
― generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 July 2011 04:17 (fourteen years ago)
anybody else playing shadow cities?
― unique housing opportunity (swanbed.gif) (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 21 July 2011 04:51 (fourteen years ago)
xpost FUCK YES
one of my very favorite games ever
― And we were wearing a lot of athletic shorts. (jamescobo), Thursday, 21 July 2011 07:27 (fourteen years ago)
a new SNES emulator appears:
http://www.explusalpha.com/home/snes9x-ex
supports the Classic Controller! well fuck.
― And we were wearing a lot of athletic shorts. (jamescobo), Thursday, 21 July 2011 17:22 (fourteen years ago)
i hate myself for this fact, but ever since the Tiny Wings update came out that included the "Reach Island 9" goal, I've been attempting it every day for fucking months, GOD DAMMIT fuuuuu
― future events are now current events (Z S), Friday, 22 July 2011 21:44 (fourteen years ago)
3 times, I have been cruising up the final hill of Island 8, just as night falls. i feel like kevin costner in that part of tin cup where he's trying to reach the green from an absurd distance but keeps landing in the water, over and over, as his chances of winning the championship disintegrate. Fuck, now i hate myself for making a tin cup reference AND for not being consistent with my capitalization, fuck!
― future events are now current events (Z S), Friday, 22 July 2011 21:45 (fourteen years ago)
Civ Rev for iPad on sale today for $7.
― Euler, Friday, 22 July 2011 21:54 (fourteen years ago)
Wht does it do to yr battery life?
― fields of salmon, Saturday, 23 July 2011 07:35 (fourteen years ago)
It's ok for it! I'm at 78% after nearly a full game last night, a couple of hours. I'm gonna finish it now...
― Euler, Saturday, 23 July 2011 14:51 (fourteen years ago)
hahaha tin cup c/d
― shaane, Saturday, 23 July 2011 16:58 (fourteen years ago)
anybody playing pirates?
― generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 July 2011 20:07 (fourteen years ago)
bought it! haven't played it yet b/c of Civ Rev & stupid oh how I think I kinda love Puzzler World
― Euler, Monday, 25 July 2011 20:09 (fourteen years ago)
I bought Pirates but am sort of unsure of how to play it so far.
― polyphonic, Monday, 25 July 2011 20:48 (fourteen years ago)