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i think i understand the concept of this game. what i don't understand is why the graphics are so exaggeratedly crude.

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 16:31 (fifteen years ago)

you know one (1) guy does all the coding right

ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 16:36 (fifteen years ago)

one lone fucktard

ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 16:36 (fifteen years ago)

oh i thought it was essential to the gameplay or something.

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

that guy's also currently a millionaire

ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 16:39 (fifteen years ago)

one lone fucktard millionaire

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 17:01 (fifteen years ago)

Minecraft makes $350k a DAY, dude probably has millionaire butlers by this point

the pussy/butthole addendum (jamescobo), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 18:02 (fifteen years ago)

Where are the latest stats for purchases et al?

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 21:15 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.minecraft.net/stats.jsp

1954 players online, in 652 servers.
5919511 registered users, of which 1731266 (29.24%) have bought[*] the game.

In the last 24 hours, 35859 people registered, and 8466 people bought the game.

the pussy/butthole addendum (jamescobo), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 21:22 (fifteen years ago)

WHOA did they all buy it for €14.95 or are there discounts or w/e cause thats like $40m

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:27 (fifteen years ago)

*launches career as indie video game developer*

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:27 (fifteen years ago)

no dude is a millionaire now and getting courted with a shitton of venture capital cuz there's a perception he's a potential "next zynga"

slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:29 (fifteen years ago)

have not played this but it looks p far out, like tapping into some deep down game play realities

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:31 (fifteen years ago)

i did download it a couple months ago but couldnt get it to work after like one min so i gave up

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:32 (fifteen years ago)

w/e prob im never going to spent hours chopping trees anyway, but i do like the vibe of this conceptually

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:33 (fifteen years ago)

dwarf fortress is still so much better

Mordy, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:53 (fifteen years ago)

dwarf fortress is still so much better
man... right? :( i want minecraft to win but :/

Postmodern Bourbon Development (Will M.), Thursday, 31 March 2011 04:48 (fifteen years ago)

df is great but minecraft is a more fully realized game imo. it's almost unplayably clunky and not even close to completion. don't get me wrong, i've wasted many hours on df, but i always get frustrated and take a long hiatus after the first few fortresses or so

flow (chilli), Thursday, 31 March 2011 06:12 (fifteen years ago)

by the way, what servers do most of you use? i'm on the reddit one (c.nerd.nu), mainly because i don't know of many others

flow (chilli), Thursday, 31 March 2011 06:13 (fifteen years ago)

oh i thought it was essential to the gameplay or something.

tried this last night, and I think you're right. Maybe he's trying to keep it avaiable to lower spec machines, which is a good move.

Like it, but I only played the free browser version. There didn't seem to be much else to do other than digging and building. Are there enemies? I never came across any.
Is there like limited resources, as i was happily building whatever and it didn't seem to limit me.

Will give it another crack soon

if you wanna gamble, take that shit to vegas (Ste), Thursday, 31 March 2011 08:14 (fifteen years ago)

yep Ste, you have to mine for your resources and there are enemies that come out in dark places and at night. Loads of other stuff in the beta proper too. ( and multiplayer of course)

xp to flow, I'm looking for a good straightforward smp server. how is the reddit one? don't want anything with too many rules, cliques, crazy mods, ppl getting butthurt about their precious creations. just vanilla smp

sometimes all it takes is a healthy dose of continental indiepop (tomofthenest), Thursday, 31 March 2011 08:41 (fifteen years ago)

xp the enemies/resource limits/crafting/redstone/etc. are only in the full beta version

did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Thursday, 31 March 2011 15:30 (fifteen years ago)

i always think its fascinating that the ppl who play this video game are always really super pysched to use it to build replicas of buildings in other video games

NAME (Lamp), Thursday, 31 March 2011 15:32 (fifteen years ago)

this was my vote for biggest disappointment of the year (tho I ultimately changed it to FFXIII). just so much promise (esp since it was first introduced to me as a first person dwarf fortress) but in the end it's a really shallow game. i guess exploring all the procedurally generated landscapes is enjoyable but after a few gameplays i really exhausted all the content.

Mordy, Thursday, 31 March 2011 15:33 (fifteen years ago)

Mordy, have you played multiplayer? can be really entertaining, particularly if two towns decide to declare war on each other.

sometimes all it takes is a healthy dose of continental indiepop (tomofthenest), Thursday, 31 March 2011 18:37 (fifteen years ago)

I haven't, but I can't see how that could be fun -- is it just a bunch of avatars jumping around hitting each other with swords?

Mordy, Thursday, 31 March 2011 18:57 (fifteen years ago)

New update's out

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Thursday, 31 March 2011 22:11 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Beta 1.5 is out - expand your super anal railway system with the two new track pieces.

grill 'em bake 'em fry 'em burn 'em (snoball), Thursday, 21 April 2011 14:32 (fifteen years ago)

we need ilxor server :/ had a lot of fun playing online mp lego, but my friends's server is no more, and playing in a vacuum doesn't have the same... anything

Alderaan Duran (Will M.), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:40 (fifteen years ago)

^^ this

diamonddave85, Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:57 (fifteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpksyojwqzE

polyphonic, Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:38 (fifteen years ago)

sidescroller style minecraft terraria released and it is all sorts of fun

Alderaan Duran (Will M.), Friday, 20 May 2011 21:30 (fifteen years ago)

1.6 is out! trapdoors:-))

Did anyone get an ILX server going in the end?

sometimes all it takes is a healthy dose of continental indiepop (tomofthenest), Thursday, 26 May 2011 09:38 (fifteen years ago)

Not that I know of. I read somewhere that hosting a Minecraft server really chews up bandwidth, something like a terabyte a month even with only half a dozen users.

Also, I'm off this now. Nothing wrong with the game, in fact it's the most fun I've had playing a videogame in a long time. But I can't justify the amount of time I've pished away. I actually deleted my save files, then not one hour later found out about the upcoming 1.6 update. Must... resist... nnnnrrrrgghhh...

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Thursday, 26 May 2011 11:32 (fifteen years ago)

trapdoors! lol, no you're better off leaving it, at least until 1.7

sometimes all it takes is a healthy dose of continental indiepop (tomofthenest), Thursday, 26 May 2011 11:47 (fifteen years ago)

pfffft... I might check back in when they add pistons.

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Thursday, 26 May 2011 11:59 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf6JCpJjdiY

When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 June 2011 03:58 (fifteen years ago)

MINECRAFT KINECT

NO, REALLY

nuclear power, jet propulsion, radar, laser beams, cordless phone (abanana), Monday, 6 June 2011 18:06 (fifteen years ago)

BIG FISH LITTLE FISH CARDBOARD BOX BLOCK OF STUFF

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Monday, 6 June 2011 18:07 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

I am weak.
(still haven't made any pistons because I don't remember where I left all my iron ingots)

You get nothing for a pair, not in this game (snoball), Saturday, 9 July 2011 07:26 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbz9KoF_xX0
2.13 o_O

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 05:19 (fourteen years ago)

Endermen...
http://www.minecraftwiki.net/images/2/28/Enderman.png
...appeared in a dream I had last night. And the 1.8 update isn't even out yet.

Servants of the SBankh (snoball), Monday, 1 August 2011 07:14 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

notch made this for ludum dare this weekend:

https://s3.amazonaws.com/ld48/index.html

Can you beat it?

bamcquern, Monday, 22 August 2011 19:39 (fourteen years ago)

Really cool physics-based game mechanics. Wonder if any of them will find their way into Minecraft.

lukas, Monday, 22 August 2011 20:08 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, I like the skating puzzle, as simple as it was, though I didn't figure out how to kill the golden beholder without taking a lot of hits. Maybe by switching between skating and hitting? The ball rolling wasn't at all frustrating - the balls never got stuck in a corner. I haven't beat the game yet. I got killed by a gob-spitting mucus zombie.

bamcquern, Monday, 22 August 2011 20:19 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB684ym3QY4&feature=player_embedded

PoMo with a shotgun (snoball), Thursday, 29 September 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

i think it's time for me to buy this

Summer Slam! (Ste), Thursday, 29 September 2011 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

well i'm addicted.

the crafting mechanism is awesome, although I'm struggling how to figure out how to make windows (sure it involves sand?)

trying not to look up any crafting recipes, and figure them out for myself - this appears to be the major appeal of the game imo.

But the first time playing, and hid away in a tiny dark cave with just a tiny hole listening to the horrible noises as darkness comes in - is just one of those unique gaming moments.

Summer Slam! (Ste), Monday, 10 October 2011 03:06 (fourteen years ago)

but evolving from my cave i now have a large two floored stone mini castle with furnace and its own garden.

Summer Slam! (Ste), Monday, 10 October 2011 03:08 (fourteen years ago)

and. the rain is amazing

Summer Slam! (Ste), Monday, 10 October 2011 03:08 (fourteen years ago)


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