game-related lolz of some fashion

IGN worldwide soccer 2009 reviews
UK review - 9.1
US review - 2.0

http://i38.tinypic.com/5kprur.jpg
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=13897592&postcount=3517

(OK, reading through some more of the thread, that post was a joke)

jesus that review of worldwide soccer manager 2009 is so dumb

"I couldn’t imagine why anybody would prefer Worldwide Soccer Manager to FIFA 09 or Pro Evolution Soccer 2009"

I couldn't imagine why anybody would prefer Railroad Tycoon to GTA or Call of Duty

inevitable

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/jobhosle/bushpokemon.gif

vote for your favorite thing to add to that animated gif: fireball mario fireball? whirling castlevania axe?

Brilliant (xpost)

Kratos' Blades of Athena FTW

pshaw, Rygar Diskarmor

Dunno if it's been posted upthread. Jerry Jason does a Super Mario Bros parody. Major lols for me.

Jerry Jackson

http://aycu22.webshots.com/image/42301/2002917092104610994_rs.jpg
From here: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=233163

^ creepy WoW-playing guy in my dorm my final year of uni blasted this like twice daily

Apparently this stuff is pretty old, but I just discovered this KC Green guy today...

http://rumblo.com/cc/comics/cc-tf2.gif

http://img7.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/2070/2070267e740b4c49a702d19982f8a619c79075d.gif

http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/ea-rapped-for-misleading-tiger-woods-wii-ad

have you seen the Wü Fit?

http://www.ishopvideogame.com/reviews/wufit/images/wiifit_01.jpg

Brilliant!

where are those tf2 comics from?

that Failblog video is straight from the Good Lord's own YouTube channel

Haha, my fave is just the panel of the spy hanging out against the bar at the party

The TF2 comics are from KC Green, I linked him above. In other news, Uwe Boll's Contra!

http://blog.wired.com/games/2008/12/video-uwe-bolls.html

Brilliant brilliant brilliant brilliant brilliant brilliant review of Sonic Unleashed

(imagine a video game as reviewed by Charlie Brooker)

gameplay worse than a romhack designed by HITLER

that youtube is the funniest thing i've seen in like, forever

http://armorgames.com/play/2893/achievement-unlocked

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll286/xxCrazyManxx/2fighters.gif

"imagine a video game as reviewed by Charlie Brooker"

Charlie Brooker whose career started in PC Zone?

O_O no way

Eurogamer: Have you made yourself an Avatar?

Jeff Minter: I haven't actually, because my Xbox 360 has Red Ring of Death, so I need to get that sent back and changed.

Eurogamer: Happens to the best of us!

Jeff Minter: This is my second Xbox [360] and it happened playing Duke Nukem 3D, shortly after that came out, which isn't exactly the most demanding game on the console. One time we went to turn it on, and there it was: classic Ring of Death.

http://igetyourfail.blogspot.com/

also:

Some of the images on that blog are really disturbing. Especially any of the ones with eyeballs popping out.

Your like 30 and your spending you're time complaining about video games on a forum full of other 30 yr olds and sprinkled with the occasional gay teen. Guess what I'm gonna be doing when I'm 30. Let's just say first I'll get up out of a 5000$ bed in my waterside mansion on the east coast of japan, awoken by the light of the rising sun that glorious island is nicknamed after. I'll gently lift myself out of bed so as not to stir my beautiful eastern european pale skin dark hair small boobs wife and go to my huge walk in closet. I'll come back out moments later wearing a really expensive italian suit. Strolling down the corridor I come into a room with glass cases full of the trophies of my achievements. I proudly look at all of them and then move into the next room, it's the room with a wall-sized HD display and walls upon walls of DVDs, mostly Anime but with a few Western classics throuwn in there. Jealous yet? Next I move into the kitchen and have my servant make me a breakfast, its usually pancakes with chocolate chips and whipped cream, but today... lets go healthy. Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. Now I'm strolling into the living room about to make for the door so I can go out and enjoy my day at Comiket, but in the corner there I see something. I walk over by the 5000 dollar gaming rig, its turned off for now but later tonight I'll be playing Prostitute Farm Online, max settings and DirectX12. I begin to turn and make for the door again but then i stop and look at the black monitor screen (no less than 40 inches, btw). I just laugh. And laugh and laugh. I'm laughing because the guy who was 30 when I was a 17 year old pathetic yix poster is still a yix poster, meanwhile, I'm living the literal dream. All because I shoot for the top. Deal with it, bitch. YCS.

it ws menses btw

thank u

lol, your wife has small breasts
How delicious.

i think you're misreading it. she isn't a *small boobs wife,* she's a small *boobs wife.* Her breasts are perfectly large. It's just that of the species *boobs wife,* she is small.

lol, your wife is small

mostly Anime but with a few Western classics throuwn in there. Jealous yet?

Jealous yet?

wow, I wish I was 17 years old with some elaborate future wank fantasy that's never actually going to happen, which is going to send me into a depressive spiral when I reach 30 and realise that there's a huge difference between talking shit on the internet and actually, you know, getting off my backside and working...

Your console struggles

the invisible enemies solidified it for me; they turn the game from a "Holy shit, this game is jaw-droppingly gorgeous and it has an ass-ton of cool-ass weapons" experience into a "okay, I have to learn PRECISELY WHEN to press the melee button to kill the scripted invisible one-hit-kill enemy" experience which quickly transferred over to the scripting of every other enemy I encountered. I have absolutely zero time for games which fundamentally serve as training games for themselves. I'd much rather just jack off.

― jamescobo, Thursday, January 1, 2009 11:38 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the original one-hit-kill

― s1ocki, Thursday, January 1, 2009 6:46 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

real or work?

fps: 13!

Slideshow gaming.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/Duy123/funny1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/Duy123/funny2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/Duy123/funny3.jpg

o_O

there's a whole thread of tht stuff on srk; guess SF2 brings it out in folx

http://i487.photobucket.com/albums/rr236/jimbobbalobba/DSC04600.jpg

followed a link to this off gamesradar - i love stories like this: http://eve.klaki.net/heist/