game-related lolz of some fashion

Wow so fucking what if the Cowboys beat the Magic. Newsflash: I don`t give a shit. You want a conversation that lasts more than two minutes? Talk to me about something interesting. Talk about ideas. You know, what it's like to defeat Ganon in the heart of Mount Doom. How it feals to be the sole survivor of a massive war on a ring world at the far reaches of the galaxy, knowing that you aren`t going home anytime soon. I`m talking alternate Universes, different worlds, experiences. The only alternate world you've been in is the one where you`re drunk and stoned, filling the void in your heart with sluts and drugs. Why don`t you go have Sex. I`ll be in City 17 with Alyx, or on Aiur commanding massive armies of elite telepathic-psionic warriors. Lol you are such a joke .

― David Warner (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 22 January 2011 21:29 (fifteen years ago)

i'll never understand these nerds that think weed + video games are incompatible

― Mordy, Saturday, 22 January 2011 21:30 (fifteen years ago)

hearty lols at battlespin thumbnail

― thank you based jättegod (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 22 January 2011 21:51 (fifteen years ago)

also wait: the cowboys beat the magic? was it for the stanley cup?

― thank you based jättegod (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 22 January 2011 21:52 (fifteen years ago)

yep, and it went into extra innings too, crazy

― 23 24 (Z S), Saturday, 22 January 2011 21:57 (fifteen years ago)

Not so much lolzy but o+O:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2Ux4pQH7KY&feature=player_embedded

― Fairport Dinkum Convention (Leee), Sunday, 23 January 2011 00:32 (fifteen years ago)

http://wonder-tonic.com/wolf1d/

― thank you based jättegod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 05:03 (fifteen years ago)

hahahah

― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 05:21 (fifteen years ago)

ALL WHILE BEING UNABLE TO MOVE LATERALLY

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 13:34 (fifteen years ago)

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2011/01/500x_holyscreens_01.jpg

― cozen, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 18:52 (fifteen years ago)

i like to think that's the inside of a van

― goole, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 19:14 (fifteen years ago)

i think that's the inside of my head

― thank you based jättegod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIRSoIaIbfE

― الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 29 January 2011 04:26 (fifteen years ago)

jesus. bit graphic, innit.

― Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Saturday, 29 January 2011 09:59 (fifteen years ago)

shouldn't all the mortal kombatants be dead by now

― a nan, a bal, an anal ― (abanana), Saturday, 29 January 2011 15:40 (fifteen years ago)

i liked the penny arcade description of the bulletstorm demo:
"if you have ever wondered what it would be like to play a version of Tony Hawk where you skate around on a gun and the ramps are made of enemy flesh, well, here you go."

― الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 January 2011 21:27 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7r9RqWBdl8

― polyphonic, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 19:11 (fifteen years ago)

If I was 15 I would have a raging boner for bulletstorm (and I guess everything else) but sadly I am olde now and it just look retarded..

― strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 19:23 (fifteen years ago)

i tried the bulletstorm demo today. horrible.

― Mordy, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 19:28 (fifteen years ago)

So basically Bulletstorm is like playing any other FPS, except with a 14 year old boy screaming "woah fuck yeah!!! eat that motherf***ers!!!" in your ear all the time. Or in other words, like playing any FPS on multiplayer.

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

bulletstorm demo for me was basically elevated thx to playing the crysis 2 demo just before it but i would be the first to admit thats kinda like giving a thumbs up to spoiled milk because at least it washed down the taste of that shit sandwich you just finished

― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 19:52 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, it's fucking stupid. The an FPS where the point of the game is not to kill people but to kill them in TOTALLY AWESOME AND NEW WAYS

― الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 20:30 (fifteen years ago)

you get achievements based on the originality of your sadism
it's kind of like congress

― الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 20:30 (fifteen years ago)

also: "butterdick"

― yachts on the reg, sex on the reg (jamescobo), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 21:30 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/7MgsJ.jpg

― a nan, a bal, an anal ― (abanana), Thursday, 3 February 2011 21:21 (fifteen years ago)

gaming and swivelling around like a twat, together at last

― bum grapes of wrath (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2011 21:30 (fifteen years ago)

Isn't that how kids play handheld games anyway?

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:09 (fifteen years ago)

that's for galaga/pacman, huh?

― الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:22 (fifteen years ago)

http://fatuglyorslutty.com/

― yachts on the reg, sex on the reg (jamescobo), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:22 (fifteen years ago)

yeah

this is what galaga looks like now btw
http://i.imgur.com/XK956.jpg

― a nan, a bal, an anal ― (abanana), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:42 (fifteen years ago)

oh that's MUCH BETTER.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:55 (fifteen years ago)

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