Netflix Streaming Film Recommendations: Because You Can't Always Play With Yourself

my past week
Mondovino
Better Off Ted: Ssn 2: Mess of a Salesman
Better Off Ted: Ssn 2: Lust in Translation
Green for Danger
Unfaithfully Yours
Jackass 2.5
Hyperdrive: Ssn 1: Hello, Queppu (6 episodes)
Hyperdrive: Ssn 1: A Gift From the Glish (6 episodes)
Brother's Keeper: 10th Anniversary Edition
The Men
Believe: The Eddie Izzard Story
Secret Life Of Plants
David Cross: Bigger and Blackerer
Shaun: Ssn 1: Mower Mouth/Who's the...
The Law
Lexx: Series 1: I Worship His Shadow
Julie & Julia
Visions of Suffering
Intangible Asset No. 82
Little Norse Prince Valiant
Fritz the Cat

Dear Netflix,

Please add all season of Top Chef to streaming.

thx.

if i start logging all of the instant watch i do im going to start feeling really bad about how i use my time tbh

haha forks i see you watched visions of suffering - what a light hearted romp!

Hmm, what is up with them lately - second time this month I've gotten that "we're sorry streaming service was interrupted, have some account credit" email

maybe they're overloaded from the new PS3/Wii updates

yeah, i didn't get to the end of more than a few of those.
just the Julia Child parts on Julie and Julia, jumped around through visions of suffering/life of plants/fritz the cat, just the first twenty minutes of Lexx

Last of the Living - this is like some asshole's attempt to make a cool zombie flick. shaun of the dead minus the creativity.

I heartily recommend the MST3K episode "The Wild Wild World of Batwoman" to everyone with Netflix

I wish I could watch a non-MST3K version of it. I prefer to generate my own inane commentary.

you really do NOT want to watch a non-MST3K version of this movie

like, I can't imagine anything less fun

well actually pounding spikes into your eyes would be less fun

I dunno, you should see some of the garbage I've enjoyed.

maybe they're overloaded from the new PS3/Wii updates
lol goddam
http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2371260,00.asp

"For service providers, this is a double-whammy: not only are they losing revenue to these over-the-top offerings, ..."

because all isps sell movies too, you see

some of these shovelware film descriptions kill me:
BRAZIL: 1944 - The plot is set in motion by authoress Nicky Henderson (Virginia Bruce), who has hit the best-seller charts with her latest tome, Why Marry a Latin?

CHASING THE KIDNEYSTONE: 1996 - When his grandfather comes down with a mysterious ailment, young Simon (Torbjörn T. Jensen) shrinks himself to miniscule size and embarks on an odyssey through the old man's body to seek and destroy the culprit: a nasty kidney stone. On his unusual expedition, Simon meets all sorts of curious characters, including a cute little blood cell and an irate bile duct. Vibeke Idsøe directs this inventive children's adventure.

THE ELEVENTH COMMANDMENT: 1986 - Years after his Uncle Charles (Dick Sargent) cruelly and unjustly has him committed to a mental asylum, Robert Knight (Bernard White) manages to escape and immediately tracks Charles down at an upcoming family reunion. Along the way, Robert makes a detour to abduct his cousin (Lauren Woodland). After sharing a meal and conversation, the two set off to the reunion, where Robert plans to dispense gory vengeance.

Also HOLY SHIT that the Jesco White documentary is now streaming! I haven't thought of that guy in a decade!

Chasing the Kidney Stone is amazing folks. Definitely worth a peek.
And "The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia" (produced by Jeff Tremaine and Johnny Knoxville, yet) was a great doc; I totally grew up around this kinda ghetto white trash and they're pretty wild to visit.

America's Funniest Animals seasons 8 AND 9

wow lots of stuff, including "Cropsey"!

Yeah, cropsey kinda sucks.

i love when they have to create "box art" for el cheapo films
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Poor lady. Only getting the attention of gay bullfighters.

*chuckle*

Oh man, cropsey wasn't good? I was looking forward to that one.

yeah, it was a bummer. first half is okay and then it runs out of ideas and material and just becomes a bad history channel thing.

CHASING THE KIDNEYSTONE: 1996 - When his grandfather comes down with a mysterious ailment, young Simon (Torbjörn T. Jensen) shrinks himself to miniscule size and embarks on an odyssey through the old man's body to seek and destroy the culprit: a nasty kidney stone. On his unusual expedition, Simon meets all sorts of curious characters, including a cute little blood cell and an irate bile duct. Vibeke Idsøe directs this inventive children's adventure.

Sounds amazing.

kidneystone is dubbed and kinda amazing

seriously, these cheapo film "boxes" are killing me
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Victims for Victims looks potentially awesome.

SADDELMATES?

If that's not gay porn, then my gaydar is broken.

i may link the victims for victims for flamewars with no real winner

Need something to watch tonight

I wish Star Trek: TNG was on netflix streaming.

You could do Battlestar, Eureka, Dollhouse, Doctor Who, Buffy, Heroes, Lost, Firefly, Stargate, Torchwood, Terminator: Connor Chronicles, X Files, Roswell, Xena, Hercules, Quantum Leap, Highlander, Kolchak, Buck Rogers, V, Babylon Five, Primeval, Jekyll, Hyperdrive, Red Dwarf, MST3K, Dead Zone, Sliders, Amazing Stories, Lexx, Greatest American Hero...

Babylon 5! Good suggestion. Right after I finish jackass 2.5

I have been making may way through xena, since I used to watch it twice a day in college. I can't remember if the first season was just meh, or it really hasn't aged well.

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feel like it should be SARS in Scarsdale: SARSDALE!

starring Stellan SARSgard

excellent movie, four SARS

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The Dungeonmaster
The evil wizard Mestema (Richard Moll) has waited centuries for the perfect opponent. He finally finds him in nerdy programmer Paul (Jeffrey Byron) -- an otherwise regular guy with an unusually close bond to his sentient computer -- whom he challenges to a series of trials. Testing Paul's physical strength and mental acuity, Mestema forces him to battle monsters, zombies and more to save his soul and that of his girlfriend, Gwen (Leslie Wing).
http://instantwatcher.com/titles/159842

please note that i have not watched this and do not plan to but thought that for many of you http://lolbots.com/moreimages/lolbot-sewing-machine.jpg

added

I watched ZARDOZ, I had never seen it before

it is FUCKED UP

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Dungeonmaster is terrible but pretty fun to watch so far.

more things i won't watch but you might:

Bombshell - 1996
http://instantwatcher.com/titles/159857
Set in a brightly colored near future, this sci-fi thriller shows how far a company will go to keep an employee from telling the truth when scientist Buck Hogan (Henry Thomas) has his kidney stolen and replaced with a chemical bomb. The reason? He voiced concerns about the safety of the corporation's cancer-curing device. Now, Buck finds himself in a frantic race to neutralize the bomb and stop the fatal "cure" from being unleashed on the public.

The Monitors - 1969
http://instantwatcher.com/titles/159851
In this darkly comic sci-fi film, a race of aliens known as the Monitors comes to Earth and exerts rigid control over all of humanity, instituting a series of strict new "laws" designed to rid the world of dangerous vices. It's up to a passionate band of underground rebels (including Guy Stockwell, Susan Oliver, Sherry Jackson and Larry Storch) to kick the extraterrestrial hall monitors out and send them back to outer space where they belong.