― Cressida Breem (neruokruokruokne?), Monday, 30 January 2006 14:15 (eighteen years ago) link
I trashed the flame-painted low rider, argh.
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 30 January 2006 14:29 (eighteen years ago) link
the low rider races - the cars all handle like shit! I jacked a "slamvan" thinking it would handle better and it's actually worse.
that bit where you have to follow the train w the gangsters on the roof on yer motorbike. Fuck!
What I like best is the locations, they're amazing, a real step up from III and VC, also the clothes/haircut thing is lots more fun than I expected.
what I like least is the level of the violence, which seems a lot less cartoony than before. The mission where you have to rip off madd dogg's book of rhymes, and you have CJ creeping round the mansion sticking knives in the guards was a bit much to stomach, tbh.
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 30 January 2006 14:37 (eighteen years ago) link
The storm drains are amazing as well.
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 30 January 2006 14:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― the kit! (g-kit), Monday, 30 January 2006 15:09 (eighteen years ago) link
& YES to the pimp car, tho I ran the first LR race just fine w/ the car I found. Also, if you need quick cash, the pimp side-missions are the way to go.
― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 30 January 2006 15:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― the kit! (g-kit), Monday, 30 January 2006 15:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 30 January 2006 15:28 (eighteen years ago) link
also, isn't that a market consideration, too? Aren't there big rules in the UK about being able to do violence to children in a video game, which is why they had to alter Fallout 2 to pull out the kids(since you could cap 'em, make them steal your primed explosives, etc)?
― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 30 January 2006 16:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Monday, 30 January 2006 17:03 (eighteen years ago) link
How do you get into the pimp side missions?
Oh, picked up the purple dildo from the police station showers as wll, har har. Jill was like "what's that he's got in his hand?" "it's a purple double headed dildo" "you don't actually use it in the game do you" "no, well, you can beat people up with it" (long silence) "that's really sick".
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 30 January 2006 18:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Monday, 30 January 2006 18:05 (eighteen years ago) link
how can you be finished with it, you now have infinite ammo. When I accomplish this I will be tear assing my way around the map.
No cheating at all! I forgot about the infinite ammo thing, though. Ah, I can finally use the spaz shotgun I've been keeping but never used because I only had 20-something shells.
Does anyone know about that thing where you can shoot the other cyclists in the Chilliad Challenge? I heard about it but never worked when I tried it. Has anyone managed it?
It does work, but the method can be a little tempermental. First, you have to do it after everyone else has crossed the finish line, which makes having the sniper rifle important. But I think the key thing is not to fall off the course too often. If you do (like I did), then once you get to the finish, some riders aren't there -- once I saw a guy cross the finish line, then leave like he was scared of me, which he should've been obviously. Thus: go slow, be patient, don't fall off the trails, shoot 'em dead. (Watch out for the cop who often appears though -- and keep an eye on the timer to get back onto your bike!)
You can also use the dildo "on" your girlfriends!
― c(''c) (Leee), Monday, 30 January 2006 18:10 (eighteen years ago) link
There's a nice phat car parked on the side of the gas station down the road from the train tracks. Jump in and start pimpin'.
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 30 January 2006 18:17 (eighteen years ago) link
I'm limiting myself to only playing this every other night so as to not annoy Jill too much.
Gaze upon my heinous double standards as well - when I had CJ stabbing the guard to death in Madd Dogg's mansion I was all like "ban this sick filth" for a moment, as above, but when I had CJ hijack Madd Dogg's manager's car & drive it off the pier - "we're taking the scenic route motherfucker" - I thought it was the funniest thing in the game so far. God knows why.
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 30 January 2006 18:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 30 January 2006 18:31 (eighteen years ago) link
Mount Chilliad and the "back o beyond" = WOW.
Best so far is the scene w/the hardass chix0r from GTA3 - that scene where you turn up & she's holding a knife to the guy's throat, and in fact all her dialogue is really, really funny.
Weird long-running problem I'm getting with SA is that the people - pedestrians, characters, anyone except CJ, in fact - keep going semi-invisible, like to can only see their outline, or 1/2 the vectors or whatever. Kind of difficult to snipe @ baddies, plus it detracts from the atmosphere somewhat. Any ideas?
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 2 February 2006 12:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Thursday, 2 February 2006 15:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 2 February 2006 18:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 2 February 2006 19:19 (eighteen years ago) link
I note:name of airline - Juank Airname of car showroom - Wang Carsname of fancy hotel - vank hoff
the coders' dedication to peurile jokes and only-just-double entendres is admirable.
Mainly though, I noticed a really freaky thing last night - I was having CJ walk through the streets of SF, when I needed to go for a pee, so I just left him standing on a street corner while I went off. When I came back, the POV on the computer screen was languidly wandering back and forth, occasionally pausing on some interesting thing that was happening - a cop chasing somebody, someone getting out of a car, and suchlike. From time to time it would zoom in on something particularly interesting. Pretty much what you'd be looking at if you were standing waiting on a street corner. A woman in a skimpy top walked past, and the POV zoomed in on her breasts! I was like WHOA what the FUCK!!??
When out at night in the "back o' beyond" area I've seen a, I dunno a foo fighter(?)/ufo type thing zoom past really quickly, followed shortly thereafter by a WW2 fighter plane. That's pretty weird.
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 10 February 2006 14:00 (eighteen years ago) link
See also: the name of every single horse when you go betting.
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 10 February 2006 14:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― the kit! (g-kit), Friday, 10 February 2006 14:21 (eighteen years ago) link
I was once horsing around on top of Mt. Chilliad, trying to climb it just by walking up it. I was on the other side of the mountain, the side that faces the highway when I was aiming for a clearing. FROM OUT OF NOWHERE, the biplane/cropduster comes crashing toward me, skidding across the clearing and bursting into flames. I got knocked back halfway down the mountain myself, but it was definitely moments like that in the game that endeared it to me so much.
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:43 (eighteen years ago) link
I liked this bit. Made the game more immersive or even realistic, as CJ would just kinda stand there and lapse into his "idle" stage. Either by boredly looking around, or singing Rod Stewart before catching himself.
― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Sunday, 12 February 2006 23:24 (eighteen years ago) link
While jumping off that huge ramp in the desert the other day I jumped off the bike before hitting the water and CJ screamed "WHAT THE FUCK!" Awesome.
― adam (adam), Monday, 13 February 2006 04:14 (eighteen years ago) link
Started playing drunk on Saturday, random killings = uber classic!
― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Monday, 13 February 2006 11:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 13 February 2006 12:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 13 February 2006 12:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 13 February 2006 14:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 13 February 2006 14:18 (eighteen years ago) link
I aslo noticed, when it was in idle/ogle/perve mode last night, that the female pedestrians' breasts jiggle up and down as they walk. Such dedication.
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 13 February 2006 15:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 13 February 2006 15:47 (eighteen years ago) link
michelle the driving school girl likes her fat men yes, i never got very far with her as she also likes a stylish man.
i've killed millie, been dumped by Denise, about to be dumped by barbara and katie, and haven't even had a sniff from helen or michelle.
― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 13 February 2006 15:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 13 February 2006 15:54 (eighteen years ago) link
its worth keeping katie and barbara though, just don't bother answering the phone when they ring.
― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 13 February 2006 15:57 (eighteen years ago) link
I'm so good, I don't even know anyone's names (aside from Millie, my ride-or-die ladyfriend). I have a helluva time showing Dildo Girl a good time, though - fuck a RATM soundtrack. Also, aside from showing the San Fierro Chick a good time by driving like a jackass, I dunno what else she wants.
― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 13 February 2006 16:23 (eighteen years ago) link
yeah, to state the point again, I like how all the girlfriends CJ can get tend to enable his worst tendencies. Esp. the hispanic psychotic chick: "PEEEEEEEEEEEG"!
― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 13 February 2006 18:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 13:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 13:24 (eighteen years ago) link
has anyone noticed how wildy the Vortex hovercraft can explode? It's a challenge just to stay alive if you end up upside down in one of these and have to get out quickly before the thing violently erupts and sends you hurtling to your death 100 yards down the road. Fun though.
― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 14:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 11:03 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 11:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 13:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 16 February 2006 10:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 16 February 2006 10:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― adam (adam), Thursday, 16 February 2006 12:49 (eighteen years ago) link
GTA:SA "Tampa"
IRL Corvair Monza
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 16 February 2006 13:35 (eighteen years ago) link
Tampa
Parked Locations:
Spawn Locations:
*Bayside Marina Parking Lot, Las Venturas *Parking Lot west of the jefferson hotel in jefferson/glenpark, Los Santos
― Greig (treefell), Thursday, 16 February 2006 14:25 (eighteen years ago) link