The Best Free Online (in-browser or downloadable) Games

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http://www.acrobots.net/ !!!
This thing is so addicting. At first it's fun to just mess around with the physics and feel of it, then you can play the "try to keep your core triangle standing" mini-game, but when that gets dull you can always just throw 20 more creatures in and then mess with whatever that slider on the right does. It's great!

Z S, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

Damn, also this String-Spinning thing. Someone should include it in a system performance test application as a measure of how much your computer can handle, because you can add as many lines and shapes as you want, and it overloads if you go bat-shit crazy as you make the lines. But rein it in your string-spinning ambitions a little, and you can get a nice little lampshade.

Z S, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

what's a.n.other forum?

Anyway, I am going to pimp this game... Acrophobia. It's "free" on some other site, but you need to sign up. That guy found a way around it, though, so you can just stick a name in and it puts you in the game automatically :D

It was made in the 90s, and released by the same guys who were doing the You Don't Know Jack Netshow... basically it follows a similar game show vibe, and you have to play against real people. Think Balderdash, but with acronyms, and you vote for the funniest, not the "realest" or whatever. Every person who votes for you gives you a point, etc. Bonus points for being the fastest answer to receive a point, and bonus points for voting for the winning answer (to encourage people not to throw away votes).

There's a room called "The Couch" which is even better, because they have a house rule that instead of picking a topic from the list (boring shit like animals, science, etc) you make a specific topic up, like "Why are you so addicted to ILX?"

Fucking seriously, we NEED to get an ILX game of Acrophobia going on.

Will M., Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

That link doesn't work anymore, it seems... LAME.

There's a more IRC-looking version of it too but that's slightly less fun... acrowars.com

Will M., Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...

gimme new ones

chaki, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

About a month ago, I used the Stumble Upon "online games" channel so often that I actually got a message telling me that I had viewed every single recommended Stumble link on the topic, and to chill out for a while. I haven't played a free online game since. Thanks for fucking up my self-esteem, Stumble Upon.

Z S, Thursday, 30 August 2007 03:16 (eighteen years ago)

www.minijuegos.com

Can't pimp it enough people.

kv_nol, Thursday, 30 August 2007 08:31 (eighteen years ago)

BUT WHAT GAME ON MINIJUAGOS

chaki, Thursday, 30 August 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

^srsly

Z S, Thursday, 30 August 2007 23:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://zetaflow.skylogic.ca/

El Tomboto, Monday, 10 September 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

Lazy bastards! (xxpost)

kv_nol, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 09:22 (eighteen years ago)

Tombot, that is a fantastic game.

kv_nol, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 12:28 (eighteen years ago)

puzzler: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/games/bloxorz

caek, Thursday, 20 September 2007 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

hte best free online game: http://www.foon.co.uk/farcade/ssb/

sleepingbag, Friday, 28 September 2007 04:26 (eighteen years ago)

bloxorz roxorz! Something surprisingly counter-intuitive about it. (Or, I'm dense.)

ledge, Friday, 28 September 2007 13:01 (eighteen years ago)

This might be a better place to get La Mulana

No pop ups.

Penguin USA Paper, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

desktop tower defense!

pj, Sunday, 30 September 2007 04:57 (eighteen years ago)

Damn, I forgot all about Cave Story! I can really, really recommend that one. That one was obviously a labor of love for whoever developed it. It also has replay value because depending on the way you proceed, you can get different weapons and endings. A+ would play again etc.

Knytt Stories looks intriguing, I may check that out later today.

Z S, Sunday, 30 September 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

Knytt Stories looks intriguing, I may check that out later today.

It took forever and never seemed to go anywhere. I stopped playing.

kv_nol, Monday, 1 October 2007 11:58 (eighteen years ago)

The original Knytt is even more low-key than most of the Knytt Stories levels. I'd agree that they don't really 'go anywhere' -- the appeal is mostly in exploring the weird mysterious world and seeing the tiny little sprite animals hop around, which is compelling enough for me but I can see how it could seem boring.

Penguin USA Paper, Monday, 1 October 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.yoyogames.com/games/launch/11956

Just going to give it a try.

http://jayisgames.com/images/kaipuu.gif

kv_nol, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 12:36 (eighteen years ago)

Kaipuu has a memory leak. (and Seiklus is better)

abanana, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

I couldn't get Kaipuu to work.

kv_nol, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 09:49 (eighteen years ago)

God help me, I just discovered Peggle.
Crack.

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 4 October 2007 05:36 (eighteen years ago)

I really like Peggle and I've considered thought about buying the full version, but I bet it isn't much better than the free one.

abanana, Thursday, 4 October 2007 05:56 (eighteen years ago)

thought about

abanana, Thursday, 4 October 2007 05:56 (eighteen years ago)

But more levels! MORE LEVELS

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 4 October 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

o hi dere, its a download, but how does online kart racing grab you http://kart.nexon.net/Download/Client.aspx

stevie, Friday, 5 October 2007 11:55 (eighteen years ago)

I played KongKongSEA for a long time. It is a jump racing game with attack items and tiles on the ground that give you boost and direction changes.

CaptainLorax, Monday, 8 October 2007 04:39 (eighteen years ago)

as for rpgs I found:
The Spirit Engine
Triglaw -only works in certain browsers
flash rpgs: Sinjid Shadow of the Warrior, Swords and Sandals 2 (need full version to save), Bleach Training 2

CaptainLorax, Monday, 8 October 2007 05:20 (eighteen years ago)

Everyone should play the Knytt Stories level "Don't Eat the Mushroom"
http://www.box.net/shared/5ju8b2232v

abanana, Sunday, 14 October 2007 06:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/1171/pathpixss7.png
PathPix and more. The demos will take you several hours to complete each.
http://krispixton.com/PathPix/
http://www.kaser.com/

abanana, Saturday, 27 October 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

Question:

Is the music for this game the worst music of all time?

HINT: Wait until the programmer's 15 year old girlfriend starts singing before you make your final decision.

Z S, Friday, 2 November 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

The singing starts about 120 seconds in. Actually, to clarify, it's not the worst music ever, it's the worst Bjork imitation ever, and the worst lyrics ever.

EVER!

Z S, Friday, 2 November 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

It's a real rekkid, not the programmer's girlfriend.

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 November 2007 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

Is Grid Wars the same as Geometry Wars, or does it just look the same?

antexit, Saturday, 3 November 2007 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

I've been trying to download the free game Perfect Cherry Blossom, but everywhere I can find it, it's a .lzh file, which I can't get my computer to unzip correctly for some reason (maybe because it's an old file and the new versions of winzip and similiar programs don't recognize it correctly?). Anybody here know what I'm doing wrong and what I need to do to be able to pay this amazing looking game?

Here's a clip...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go-0dm14Hsw&feature=related

Jeff LeVine, Monday, 17 December 2007 05:46 (eighteen years ago)

LZH is a very old archive format rarely used anymore, but Winzip should work. I just downloaded the demo (which I guess you have) to see, it should work with WinRar or 7-Zip. Grab the English patch here if you want to read the hyper-cutesy character dialogue, profiles and such.

Nhex, Monday, 17 December 2007 06:55 (eighteen years ago)

Thanks Nhex - I got it to work finally using WinRAr. Pretty crazy shooter on normal - I can't imagine the harder difficulties. The hit point is pretty small, mercifully...

Jeff LeVine, Monday, 17 December 2007 08:01 (eighteen years ago)

plasma pong is plasma http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/3057/58921334zd1.jpg

Sébastien, Monday, 17 December 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

I can't figure out how to get past the 10th level on this thing:

http://www.nekogames.jp/mt/2008/01/cursor10.html

polyphonic, Friday, 4 January 2008 23:16 (eighteen years ago)

Did I say 10, I meant 15th.

polyphonic, Friday, 4 January 2008 23:20 (eighteen years ago)

Hyper Frame makes me feel like a puzzle MORAN on only the fourth level of the easy mode. how in the fuck can you connect them???

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 5 January 2008 06:57 (eighteen years ago)

But I really like that they recorded a theme song with vocals for their game.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 5 January 2008 06:58 (eighteen years ago)

polyphonic - I was stuck for a minute too, I realized I had bypassed a switch on a much lower level....

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 5 January 2008 07:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.kloonigames.com/blog/games/crayon/

Has it been mentioned already? The original Crayon Physics demo (five or six levels) is well worth checking out. Very cool & I'm looking forward to the deluxe version. The first download mirror site didn't work for me, but the second did

Jeff LeVine, Saturday, 12 January 2008 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

Holy crap, that cursor game is a brilliant idea.

Nhex, Saturday, 12 January 2008 23:33 (eighteen years ago)

By the way, I hate this pj character for bringing up the topic of Desktop Tower Defense, which in the days since I opened this thread has consumed half the free hours of my life. AUGH.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 13 January 2008 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

Slashdot article linking to 101 free games list.
http://games.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/01/15/1655225

i particular like the sound of 'Lonely House Moving'

koogs, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 10:57 (eighteen years ago)

the mistakes really cascade after a bit in 45x45… my wife saw me playing and now is hooked.. shes helped a lot w cheeses, cocktails and pasta

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 4 February 2026 02:38 (five months ago)

1800, 245 mistakes, i kinda like how this builds to its conclusion

Boomkat Dildo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 February 2026 11:26 (five months ago)

Score: 1980 Mistakes: 1835

Lo

Major Kirascuro (Leee), Wednesday, 4 February 2026 16:50 (five months ago)

BTW someone forked it and made with some useful QOL tweaks, notably being able to expand groups you've created to see all items inside.

Major Kirascuro (Leee), Wednesday, 4 February 2026 16:52 (five months ago)

link?

adam t (dat), Wednesday, 4 February 2026 16:57 (five months ago)

there's a list of items if you hover the cursor over the groups on the original

Boomkat Dildo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 February 2026 17:04 (five months ago)

https://vessenes.github.io/2025is45x45/

I played on tablet so mouse over isn't possible. The fork isn't that mobile friendly either but it's better than the original.

Major Kirascuro (Leee), Wednesday, 4 February 2026 17:06 (five months ago)

that looks nice but i'll be buggered if i'm starting again lol

Boomkat Dildo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 February 2026 17:07 (five months ago)

hallelujah just finished 45x45. 212 errors. Probably half of them happened in the final ~200 correct matches.

Final categories were numbers, fallacies, legal doctrines, and programming languages. Lots of brute force and looking shit up

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 5 February 2026 21:52 (four months ago)

I haven't gotten far in this Type Help inspired game. But it looks promising.

https://bushmonkey.itch.io/the-red-pearls-of-borneo

adam t (dat), Friday, 6 February 2026 23:13 (four months ago)

Simple straightforward lil color guessing game: https://dialed.gg/

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 18 February 2026 19:20 (four months ago)

two weeks pass...

enclose horse now tells you the perfect score before you commit. and now all the jeopardy is gone.

koogs, Monday, 9 March 2026 14:18 (three months ago)

yeah I vastly preferred having to commit to an answer rather than being compelled to actually find the optimal. oh well

Catfishing.net is great though (some mild irritation with subject matter biases & repeated entries aside)

obvious old hat (rob), Monday, 9 March 2026 14:36 (three months ago)

Agree enclose.horse is worse with check score feature. All the results are now compressed and it removes the satisfaction of getting a perfect score

that's not my post, Monday, 9 March 2026 16:01 (three months ago)

you don't have to click on it!
but yes i see what you mean about the spread

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 9 March 2026 17:26 (three months ago)

I prefer the new way, I always used to check the source for the optimal score anyway.

ledge, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 08:38 (three months ago)

wait... the check button has now gone!

ledge, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 08:44 (three months ago)

yeah, it's inconsistent...

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 08:58 (three months ago)

not sure if the "Updates" tab has always been there on enclose.horse but i noticed it today, and there is an accounting if that inconsistency, lol

Mar 11, 2026 NEW
Community feedback: many players want the Check button back - deciding the best path forward
Mar 10, 2026 NEW
Removed the Check button based on community feedback
Mar 6, 2026 NEW
Added a Check button to see how close your score is to the optimal solution

it's lonely at the top

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 13 March 2026 14:32 (three months ago)

Yeah, just saw that...
I feel like the updates tab is new?
I don't care which way they decide...

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Friday, 13 March 2026 15:01 (three months ago)

just make the check button an option

koogs, Friday, 13 March 2026 15:52 (three months ago)

the same way skins are an option

koogs, Friday, 13 March 2026 15:52 (three months ago)

skins = a horse of a different color?

Mighty Morphin Is The Subject of My Sentence (Doctor Casino), Friday, 13 March 2026 16:09 (three months ago)

the skins did fix my three-d-walls in a two-d space anger, albeit not very well (the log graphics are shonky)

koogs, Friday, 13 March 2026 18:54 (three months ago)

well there's my morning gone

https://100jumps.org/play/

ledge, Monday, 16 March 2026 09:12 (three months ago)

Dammit that should be illegal, absolute crack

podcast Diderot (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 March 2026 10:30 (three months ago)

95 AARGH

ledge, Monday, 16 March 2026 14:01 (three months ago)

i got to mfing 98

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 16:02 (three months ago)

i got 8. sometimes not even that.

did enjoy the enclose.horse lovebirds episode with two horses to enclose

(have also realised that the bees are actually only -4 because you get a point for the square. ditto apples are worth 11)

koogs, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 16:43 (three months ago)

oh, is that energy bar new? i don't remember it being there before and it makes it so much easier. i just got 50 with no effort.

koogs, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 16:46 (three months ago)

It is new. I had about 70 attempts on the desktop yesterday, then tried on my phone and beat it in 13.

ledge, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 16:58 (three months ago)

Without the bar.

ledge, Wednesday, 18 March 2026 16:59 (three months ago)

three weeks pass...

100!

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Thursday, 9 April 2026 17:21 (two months ago)

another good enclose horse user stage
https://enclose.horse/play/X09fkI

adam t (dat), Thursday, 9 April 2026 18:28 (two months ago)


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