4) Plant a fake virus on your friend's computer, and then come to the "rescue" very loudly and triumphantly as she looks on. Appear to save his computer from sheer and utter demise, and then hope that she is attracted to your knightly tendencies. Just make sure that while you're saving your friend's computer, he doesn't go over and talk to her first.
― that is a whole discussion within itself that is worth debating (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 13 December 2009 23:00 (sixteen years ago)
well then why not plant it on her computer instead, of course this implies that she is going to want to contact you to fix it.
― bracken free ditch (Ste), Monday, 14 December 2009 00:43 (sixteen years ago)
Best not to GIS Raven Alexis at work, shall we say
― kingfish, Monday, 14 December 2009 01:11 (sixteen years ago)
best part is Crecente ensuring an avalanche of maudlin self-righteous butthurtedness with four words:
Brian Crecente02:10 PM
@Vivalacherry: How is it insulting?
― Don't Be Nervous Talking 2 Lamp (jamescobo), Monday, 14 December 2009 01:56 (sixteen years ago)
kotaku is the worst website ever. and their guy in japan, brian ashcraft, is the worst web journalist ever: he just can't write a decent sentence, has a really off sense of humour, and if you skim the page and there's some creepy story about a japanese pornstar/porno manga/porno video game/anything vaguely creepy and nsfw, you can bet your life it was written by ashcraft, in a wanking-while-i#m-typing, shiroibasketshoes style.
― I don't think this is funny..Much Clown Love Ya'll! (stevie), Monday, 14 December 2009 08:40 (sixteen years ago)
ws girl from don't be nervous talking to girls
― I am a galactic activation portal...enter me (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 22:37 (sixteen years ago)
so yeah do we have a o_o thread
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/dec/16/adult-videogames-sexual-violence-women
― thomp, Saturday, 19 December 2009 18:52 (sixteen years ago)
the rapelay story has been making the rounds for more or less a year: http://sexyvideogameland.blogspot.com/2009/03/my-last-word-on-rapelay.html
― fictional, homosexual, Baltimore hoodlum (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 19 December 2009 19:45 (sixteen years ago)
i know, i was more amazed at the resuscitation of it in that context ... it was in the 'mea culpa' section they use for noting errors and giving ppl space to reply and stuff
― thomp, Thursday, 24 December 2009 00:22 (sixteen years ago)
i'm glad for everyone they didn't find out about the game from the same developers with bestiality with it
― Nhex, Thursday, 24 December 2009 02:58 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/cheereve4.png
― I am banman (cozwn), Thursday, 24 December 2009 19:32 (sixteen years ago)
l4d pope takedownhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THcnoaZbdvo
― bnw, Friday, 25 December 2009 17:14 (sixteen years ago)
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/epic-fail-rock-band-stool-fail.jpg
― ea™e (latebloomer), Sunday, 27 December 2009 11:02 (sixteen years ago)
^^^ the J4gger family go bargain hunting at the Boxing Day sales...
― 12 inches of (snoball), Sunday, 27 December 2009 11:03 (sixteen years ago)
I don't get the 'l4d pope takedown' one at all - is something wrong with me?
― grobravara hollaglob (dowd), Sunday, 27 December 2009 20:46 (sixteen years ago)
have you played versus mode?
― Nhex, Monday, 28 December 2009 00:09 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v-v3jh-Cco
― bum-sniff deviant (cutty), Friday, 1 January 2010 22:07 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.destructoid.com/the-most-humiliating-modern-warfare-2-kill-in-the-world-159358.phtml
― s1ocki bomaye (s1ocki), Saturday, 2 January 2010 19:12 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObhomQFYv3M
― mad people slept on this one (stevie), Monday, 4 January 2010 14:25 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCYPGnJdO1U
― A flamebaiter named Tinderbox? I admire your subtlety. (stevie), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 10:51 (sixteen years ago)
lol
― hairylaser micropenis pavilion (latebloomer), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 00:05 (sixteen years ago)
http://i49.tinypic.com/of7klz.png
― doomed... to fart (cankles), Saturday, 9 January 2010 23:14 (sixteen years ago)
HAHAHA !
― bracken free ditch (Ste), Sunday, 10 January 2010 00:13 (sixteen years ago)
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/Knastymike/DatAssHWGuy.jpg
― cozwn, Monday, 11 January 2010 11:18 (sixteen years ago)
^mah teeth!
http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2010/01/dantes-inferno-reprint
― Nhex, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 21:37 (sixteen years ago)
smh
― chartres (goole), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 21:40 (sixteen years ago)
http://thismight.be/offensive/uploads/2010/01/03/image/285124_Oh%20Ralph%21.jpg (NSFW but too good to languish on 77)
― ralph pls go (cozwn), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 22:01 (sixteen years ago)
more ralph
http://i.imgur.com/gW2v9.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/6whhe.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/hJtMq.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/58dj9.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/6ZOZF.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/cOwLk.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/C0gNd.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/6Phcr.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/OaNVc.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/2AFd0.png
― bnw, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 00:04 (sixteen years ago)
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 00:58 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/gamelife/2010/01/2450384cbook_cover_en-660x467.jpg
― antexit, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 02:52 (sixteen years ago)
Translated byHENRYWADSWORTHLONGFELLOW
― The tendrils INTERTWINE with gentle undulations. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 03:10 (sixteen years ago)
is that real
holy cow
― doomed... to fart (cankles), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 03:12 (sixteen years ago)
it has a color picture section showing how they developed the characters for the game from the poem's descriptionsJust another step towardhttp://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/idiocracy-tv-h264.jpg
― The tendrils INTERTWINE with gentle undulations. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 03:21 (sixteen years ago)
I wonder if this is going to be one of those books that's better than the game, hmm
― chicken sandwich CARL!! (Z S), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 03:26 (sixteen years ago)
i hear there's a lot of tits in that book
― antexit, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 03:47 (sixteen years ago)
makin yer farts sound like a bugle
― dyao, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 03:50 (sixteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/GZX4I.jpg
― ralph pls go (cozwn), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 11:26 (sixteen years ago)
http://i45.tinypic.com/29zbuyf.gif
― ralph pls go (cozwn), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 11:28 (sixteen years ago)
hey guys I herd the nxt gen xbox is gonna be called "xbox 4pi radians"
― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 11:30 (sixteen years ago)
looooooolz
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 14:52 (sixteen years ago)
http://firstpersontetris.com/
― JimD, Saturday, 16 January 2010 17:28 (sixteen years ago)
ah shit didn't see you posted that here
― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Saturday, 16 January 2010 18:25 (sixteen years ago)
also im dying @ those ralph pootawn screengrabs
― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Saturday, 16 January 2010 18:29 (sixteen years ago)
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/143/l_268f8403c7274f8a80e2db6d574ecc9c.jpg
― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Saturday, 16 January 2010 18:38 (sixteen years ago)
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/151/l_c71b5677a35a4a21a28c81f1e8e6fef4.jpg
― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Saturday, 16 January 2010 18:40 (sixteen years ago)
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Saturday, 16 January 2010 20:32 (sixteen years ago)
ralph pootawn is a modern day bloodninja
― cozwn, Saturday, 16 January 2010 20:40 (sixteen years ago)
like an hour later "pootawn" = "pooed on" dawned on me and i lol'd again
― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Saturday, 16 January 2010 21:05 (sixteen years ago)
third para herehttp://i48.tinypic.com/eu2a1v.jpg
― I think ur a probotector (cozen), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 11:21 (sixteen years ago)
Oh Ralph.
― JimD, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 11:55 (sixteen years ago)