https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhH1iijIzTk
― wilter, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 09:55 (sixteen years ago)
oh dear...http://www.giantbomb.com/quick-look-tony-hawk-ride/17-1665/
― Jeff LeVine, Friday, 20 November 2009 03:24 (sixteen years ago)
wow the totally inappropriate product placement alone is horrible
― Nhex, Friday, 20 November 2009 04:19 (sixteen years ago)
mk4 bit above was pretty amusing
giant bomb comedy intro is kind of sad though especially compared to consolevania, or even chris kohler
― Nhex, Friday, 20 November 2009 04:21 (sixteen years ago)
that said i actually kind of like this type of review - too long definitely but neat to see how the game actually plays, menu to menu etc.
― Nhex, Friday, 20 November 2009 04:22 (sixteen years ago)
Comment on: 4460 - Dragonology *MULTi6* (EUR) (512Mbit) (BAHAMUT) This item has dragons on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the game would properly fit my slot, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart while playing the game and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the dragons on my DS that I, like a dragon, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'breathe fire' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a dragon-game shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my dragons would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the dragons on my DS, I told her I wanted to breathe fire at her. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you Dragonology.
Pros: Compliments my girthy frame, has dragons on it, attracts womenCons: Came bundled with Sweet 16.
― fifteen minutes of iguana time famous (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2009 19:45 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfGWeul6U5w
― bracken free ditch (Ste), Friday, 20 November 2009 21:27 (sixteen years ago)
Super lol
― Mordy, Friday, 20 November 2009 21:52 (sixteen years ago)
this is on the modern warfare thread already but deserves a place here too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wgn2jugK_Hk
― NI, Saturday, 21 November 2009 19:50 (sixteen years ago)
okay that's pretty tragic but the line
"i mean, call of duty five was okay, but.."
had me in fucking stiches
― bracken free ditch (Ste), Saturday, 21 November 2009 20:41 (sixteen years ago)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Yi1PcAy-8l4/SwgalQkBFkI/AAAAAAAADBU/yaGF_HQ41e0/s1600/gt5701.png
"Casual Mania" – the name is cracking me up.
― mascara and ties (Abbott), Saturday, 21 November 2009 20:50 (sixteen years ago)
haha
― 311 is a joek (s1ocki), Saturday, 21 November 2009 20:58 (sixteen years ago)
when u gonna blog again
(xxpost) It's like calling a game "Half-heartedly Enthusiastic"
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Saturday, 21 November 2009 20:59 (sixteen years ago)
"Mildy Chaotic"
― bracken free ditch (Ste), Saturday, 21 November 2009 21:02 (sixteen years ago)
http://cache-foo-10.gawkerassets.com/gawker/assets/images/9/2009/11/340x_pikachu_mask.jpg
― I was hoping for more interesting indie (stevie), Monday, 23 November 2009 12:30 (sixteen years ago)
Al Quida: Gotta Catch 'Em All!
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Monday, 23 November 2009 12:35 (sixteen years ago)
alternatively: Poke My Mom
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Monday, 23 November 2009 12:36 (sixteen years ago)
that Tony Hawk Ride game looks so so so so so so so so so awful
― The Enemy (jamescobo), Monday, 23 November 2009 21:03 (sixteen years ago)
i hear ya brother, truly crap.
― bracken free ditch (Ste), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 00:52 (sixteen years ago)
that bulldog seemed to enjoy it...
(it does look a lot like a peripheral determining the gameplay, which is never good)
― koogs, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 09:50 (sixteen years ago)
http://gizmodo.com/5408575/this-bulldog-is-better-at-tony-hawk-than-you
when u see it u will shit brickshttp://i42.tinypic.com/254v4w0.jpg
― coz (webinar), Thursday, 26 November 2009 20:18 (sixteen years ago)
?
― ilx mooncup (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 November 2009 21:48 (sixteen years ago)
Cliffy B looking mighty fine there. I'd curbstomp him.
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 26 November 2009 22:10 (sixteen years ago)
diet ethan hawke
― coz (webinar), Thursday, 26 November 2009 22:52 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=355788&page=2
― ¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨ (Lamp), Saturday, 28 November 2009 06:49 (sixteen years ago)
is that pedobear???
― itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Saturday, 28 November 2009 06:54 (sixteen years ago)
yup
― kingfish, Saturday, 28 November 2009 09:53 (sixteen years ago)
nah it's cliffy b
― cozwn, Saturday, 28 November 2009 09:56 (sixteen years ago)
i dont even remember what cliffy b looks like and somehow i immediately knew that was him
― farting irl (cankles), Saturday, 28 November 2009 12:14 (sixteen years ago)
i guess it's mostly just context - the only reason to post a picture like that is if it's a game developer or something, and nobody in gaming is more famous for looking douchey than cliffy b
― farting irl (cankles), Saturday, 28 November 2009 12:18 (sixteen years ago)
cliffy b shop aside u guyz are missing the real lolz which is gaf nerd making 1000 word posts where they argue shit like "To me it's just a game with nice cell-shading and some extra bloom to hide the mediocre texture work. I'm not saying it looks like complete shit, but to say that this game looks "good" is really putting it at a stretch." w/the heated intensity of southern racist denying the veracity of the presidents birth certificate
― ه·ه·ه· ژ-ژ ه*ه !!! סּ^סּ LOLOLOL (Lamp), Sunday, 29 November 2009 21:36 (sixteen years ago)
yeah i read the page u linked to and wondered what was supposed to be funny
― farting irl (cankles), Sunday, 29 November 2009 21:37 (sixteen years ago)
i feel like how u said u feel about that rapist trucker vid - nothing in that thread isnt totally hilarious 2 me but esp forum nerdz bringing heartfelt intensity to a discussion of the graphics in a game that features sluttish cartoon 12 y.os working magics
― ه·ه·ه· ژ-ژ ه*ه !!! סּ^סּ LOLOLOL (Lamp), Sunday, 29 November 2009 21:40 (sixteen years ago)
I assume you are all over the InsertCredit forums then.
― the thrill of raising one of these stupid things (jamescobo), Monday, 30 November 2009 00:29 (sixteen years ago)
http://forums.insertcredit.com/viewtopic.php?t=10576
Hello, what? My point still stands: Nintendo is taking the PLAYING away from the PLAYERS, something game companies in general have been doing since about, oh, day one. My point is, and I'm gonna go ahead and re-iterate it here for your convenience, playing games is about playing games. I say Nintendo hates me because they're trying to spoon-feed me when I want to be challenged. I say they hate you 'cause I assume - perhaps wrongly - that you feel similarly.
Obviously the basis for my rant has squirmed out from beneath me somewhat, but my righteous outrage at every company taking away my play time along with the challenge of playing games is still rock hard.
http://www.charviinternational.com/images/big_vaginal_douche_spray.jpg
― the thrill of raising one of these stupid things (jamescobo), Monday, 30 November 2009 00:32 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.viddler.com/explore/Joystiq/videos/2450/20.65Surely i'm not the only person who finds this video endlessly hysterical
― ilx mooncup (forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 November 2009 00:35 (sixteen years ago)
it's uh.. more colorful gears of war?
― Nhex, Monday, 30 November 2009 00:48 (sixteen years ago)
yeah idgi either
― farting irl (cankles), Monday, 30 November 2009 00:48 (sixteen years ago)
looks better then the movie
― bnw, Monday, 30 November 2009 00:49 (sixteen years ago)
http://bit.ly/5VSli8
― windy = white, carl = black (polyphonic), Monday, 30 November 2009 00:55 (sixteen years ago)
i may be indulging in some schadenfreude
― ilx mooncup (forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 November 2009 01:07 (sixteen years ago)
Up your game a little bit, grandma space shooter on the left, you're getting TROUNCED
― big darn deal (Z S), Monday, 30 November 2009 02:02 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTo-wFfIXKo
― ilx mooncup (forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 November 2009 14:41 (sixteen years ago)
well that just broke my head.
― T.M.I. Friday's (s1ocki), Monday, 30 November 2009 14:44 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.cracked.com/blog/revisiting-old-school-text-adventures-as-a-jaded-modern-gamer
HA
― kingfish, Friday, 4 December 2009 07:32 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lCikx4gXDA
― SKATAAAAAAAAAAA (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 19:49 (sixteen years ago)
Cat Vault
― abanana, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 19:55 (sixteen years ago)