thread of lobster moral support

the pain i feel through not having lobsters in my belly is sure greater than anything these simple ass animals can experience

^ knife right between the eyes of truth

when u think about it-- what is 'pain'

suggest noxious stimuli

is there an ortolan thread on here anywhere?

sorry for interrupting max

were you about to blow our minds?

I'm still amused by "mobster laurel" support but I can't think of a good direction to run with that.

let's ask the king of pain what pain is

how many of us can esacpe the lobster's fate???? how many of us even want to????

ps i will pinch you with my claws, max and u will see 1st hand

new CB handle?

xp to mobster laurel

laurel: guys i need to eliminate this business associate and im really nervous

ilx: u can do it yr so pretty and capable we luv yr new dresss <3 <3 <3

It's like you know me.

WAIT WAIT

http://www.crustastun.com/

i do not know about the dress i am wearing today, i think my boobs are inappropriate for the office, but thank u anyway bro.

ok i am going to do this thing! this weekend if i can get over to the market to get a lobster.

before boiling, place your lobster on a flatbed scanner, to stun it

A blessing to the (s)chef <------ obvs MEANT FOR YOU

social justice, crustastunner shades on

benefits of the crustastun

* Fast, clean & efficient
* Reduces stress & improves meat quality in terms of texture & flavour
* Can be used by unskilled staff
* Conforms to Standards of Humane killing & acceptable to the general public

http://www.crustastun.com/img/single2.jpg

lol watch me scan my face guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhzzz

this is a joke, right?

what's a joke is the wanton suffering you inflict upon crustaceans

so high and mighty up there at the top of the food chain, aren't you

i did not actually scan my face w/the crustastun!

this is totally worth getting for an office and using on interns.

lol, i keep hearing "watch me scan my face guuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhzz" as sung by soulja boy

putting yr face on the crustastun would result in some noxious stimuli

"CONTINUOUS FLOW CRUSTASTUNNA"!!!!!

hypnotize the lobster into thinking he's a cow and voila surf and turf

it's times like these I wish I were a DJ so I could be DJ crustastun

although you might not want to kill it after that because you may need the milk
xpost to me

DJ crustastun ft. MC continuous flow

MC mild briny gush

morelike crustachin' amirite?

However, review by the Scottish animal rights group Advocate for Animals released in the same year reported that "scientific evidence ... strongly suggests that there is a potential for (lobsters) to experience pain and suffering," primarily because lobsters (and other decapod crustaceans) "have opioid receptors and respond to opioids (analgesics such as morphine) in a similar way to vertebrates," indicating that lobsters' reaction to injury changes when painkillers are applied.

I think I need to sign up for a similar "test" to see whether I experience "pain".

I just went to youtube to check out some boiled lobster videos for laffs and boy, are there some real assholes out there.

I mean, the lobsters in those videos are kinda going, "I think you're making too big of a deal about this *glub, glub*".

Find any vids of lobster sauna with mud bath and claw peel?

Someone is going to peel its claws, that's for sure.

:(((((

assholes boiling lobsters, let me show them to you

Ha yes. Still not any worse than posting in the Chuck Asay thread.

you guys didn't HAVE to click on the youtubes.

it's well established I have impulse control problems when it comes to noxious stimuli

Well, the first one did have the word "family" in the title, so those with a Disney-like sensibility may have considered themselves to have been duped.

"lobster family boiling alive" was a smash hit for disney in japan

Good times on the "lobster family" gis:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3003/2295640011_8c4767f27a.jpg

I'm trying to find that old Atlas Comics story about the guy who loved to watch lobsters writhe in the cookpot, then goes scuba diving and gets grabbed by a giant lobster that pokes him into a volcanic thermal vent.

i don't think that will help me one bit, sir.